1. Rename Iraq as...
Da' Party Zone!
...and Afghanistan as...
Da' Party Zone 2!
2. Assure female recruits that the Army is really, really, REALLY working on that whole "rape" thing.
3. Emphasize communal showering to potential gay recruits.
4. Pay soldiers in Euros.
5. Re-classify suicides as "honourable discharges".
I'm outta ideas. Help me out.
Some ideas for increasing recruiting.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Some ideas for increasing recruiting.
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Re: Some ideas for increasing recruiting.
Sincerely,Martyred wrote:I'm outta ideas.
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Re: Some ideas for increasing recruiting.
Martyred wrote:1. Rename Iraq as...
Da' Party Zone!
...and Afghanistan as...
Da' Party Zone 2!
2. Assure female recruits that the Army is really, really, REALLY working on that whole "rape" thing.
3. Emphasize communal showering to potential gay recruits.
4. Pay soldiers in Euros.
5. Re-classify suicides as "honourable discharges".
I'm outta ideas. Help me out.
How about this idea?
6. Pay American soldiers as much as Blackwater's "rent a soldiers"
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Re: Some ideas for increasing recruiting.
Where are the Condos?
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Re: Some ideas for increasing recruiting.
Switch to rum, buggery and the lash.
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