British Dhimmis Barred from Their Own Pools
A taste of things to come as Britain submits to Islam:
A father and his five-year-old son were turned away from their local swimming pool because they were the wrong religion. David Toube, 39, and his son Harry were told that the Sunday morning session was reserved for Muslim men only. Hackney Council, which runs the Clissold Leisure Centre in Stoke Newington, north London, claimed staff there had made a mistake. However, the Muslim-only session was advertised on its website.
You see, infidels are unclean.
If this is what it's like now, imagine in another generation or two, when Muslims are in the majority. The best possible scenario at that point would be for Britons to begin to fight back; then the country will turn into 1980s Lebanon as they are steadily ethnically cleansed out of existence, like Lebanese Christians. Either that or they will obey their government's orders just to lie there and die like they've been doing.
Fighting Fire with Gasoline
The colonization of Britain by Muslims has presented some problems.
But not to worry; British bureauweenies have come up with a solution to the fifth column of Muslim imams spewing anti-Western hate and recruiting terrorists throughout the country. The solution is: bring in more imams from Pakistan.
I only wish I were joking
Ooops, my bad... when I saw "a man dressed as a woman", I immediately assumed he was a limey.Loser Avails Himself of Safety Net
Prison doesn't seem to have the deterrent effect it ought to:
Police say a man dressed as a woman repeatedly crashed his car into a suburban Detroit lingerie store that refused to hire him. Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe says Jeremy McIntosh, 27, was arrested Saturday outside Intimate Ideas. Damage to the store was estimated at $3,000. McCabe says McIntosh was wearing "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women's bra." McIntosh told deputies he is homeless and wanted to go to jail because he had nowhere else to go.
Rumors that McIntosh trolls Moonbattery under the pseudonym "Dan Quayle" could not be confirmed.
Well, Aussies are, for all practical purposes, limeys, aren't they?
Australian Schoolchildren Still Allowed to Say "Mother" and "Father" for Now
Here's a little good news:
Schools will not move to stop using words like mum and dad, or girlfriend and boyfriend, the New South Wales Education Department says, despite reports that public schools are under pressure to provide gay-friendly environments.
Changes to terminology, such as using the word "partner" to cover heterosexual relationships, are being sought by gay lobbyists bent on reducing discrimination in a major anti-homophobia push in the state's schools, The Daily Telegraph reports.
What kind of demented world are we living in that schools have to deny they've forbidden words like "mother" at the behest of militant homosexuals who want to force their way into the heads of little kids?