Westport Races 4 Miles Long

[OCmike]

The question is why didn't you, er paulie post a pic of yourself, er himself, when R-Jack manned up?

Simple you ASS...I refuse to post up a recent pic just to have immature cumstains like yourself PhotoChop it. Is there any part of that you fail to understand?

So you'd rather have them continue to photoshop your StayPuft pic than post a new one and quash all the fat smack? It's not like people don't already know what your face and chins look like in a "big jacket". Gee, you're dumb.

[Truman]

Mister Bushice on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:26 am

Lemme guess: You were either piss-drunk when you posted this cheerleader-beating or are presently struggling to overcome serious brain trauma. I'm going with the former…

For now. But I reserve the right to change my mind later.

Look, Sport, we've had our disagreements in the past, and I offer up serious props to you for having your pal's back.

But my benevolence ends here.

Goos is a sackless flaming pile of fuck.

I call out his fat ass… And he runs for the Dells.

Great comp'ny yer keepin' there, Bushie.

As for Paul…

Gonna guess your folks are right pissed about the thousands of dollars they dumped into your parochial school education.

After all, it is clear that comprehensive reading and simple literary devices such as italicized suppositions still easily confuse you.

So to spare you the inevitable humiliation, allow me to summarize:

I am not defending Paul.

I am calling out Goos. Seriously, Bushie, please try to keep up

Look, Loser, we can parse one another's quotes for the next nine pages, and the end result will be is that I'm gonna make you look stupid.

You know it. I know it. And so does half this Board….

Paul's troll?!

…More accurately your worst nightmare.

You fly back to school now, little Starling. Fly, fly, fly. Fly, fly, fly.

[Mister Bushice]

Mister Bushice on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:26 am

Lemme guess: You were either piss-drunk when you posted this cheerleader-beating or are presently struggling to overcome serious brain trauma. I'm going with the former…

How about we go with Truman either fixing his fucking board time clock settings or recognize that I'm in PDT and that I have never posted on this board at 3:26 AM my time EVER? Thems my beauty sleep hours.

Dude. You want me to go back to school, and you can't sort out fucking internet time zones or your own personal board settings?

BACK to the portable classroom with you! GO!


PRIMER:

Right now it is Midnight PDT. In analog that is when the little hand is on the 12, and the big hand is on the 12. I know, hard to figure.

I don't really wanna know where your hands are.

Not that it's a big mystery they're stuck at 6:30.

For now. But I reserve the right to change my mind later.

Good save, but "replace my mind" might juust be a better call.

I suggest - Abby Someone

Look, Sport, we've had our disagreements in the past, and I offer up serious props to you for having your pal's back.

But my benevolence ends here.

Goos is a sackless flaming pile of fuck.

No, KC Paulie is.

Goobs is pretty straight up.

KCPaul OTOH:

IKYABWAI was named for KC Paulies posting style
Denies his fatness, called out R-Jack, then welched out.
Has stolen takes from people on other boards SEVERAL TIMES and has been caught, and then spins it like a medal of pride.
Changes sports team affiliations more often than he does his underwear, of course the underwear is harder to reach than the TV remote.

I call out his fat ass… And he runs for the Dells.

Oh, please. you called out someone else to post pics without doing so yourself? You DO know who pulled that shit last time and got busted, right? Man up or shut the FUCK up.

Get real, Truman. Don't EVER ask anyone here to do that if you have NOT done it yourself first.

Great comp'ny yer keepin' there, Bushie.

Well, we don't exactly keep company, but you're chasing the wrong rabbit here. Goober is at times funny, usually sarcastic, hell he's busted my ass on occasion, it's true we're cool but he hasn't come anywhere close to being the fat fucking retarded loser that is the essence of everyday KCPaul. If I had to keep company, Goobs is on my "Have a beer with" list. KC Paul? Bwahahaha. A night out with him would be like being a ghost in the Pac-Man game with Paulie on an endless power pill rage.

As for Paul…

Stop right there. Enough said. Everyone but you appears to be clued into his story here.

Gonna guess your folks are right pissed about the thousands of dollars they dumped into your parochial school education.

You guessed wrong, again. I started my own company 5 years ago and just merged it with a bigger one. I'll be retired by age 55. I take good care of my parents, and they appreciate every penny they spent on my private 12 years of Catholic school education that I hated while I was suffering through it, but as a well off adult a year does not pass where I don't thank them for giving that gift of expensive and higher quality education to me.

Next?

After all, it is clear that comprehensive reading and simple literary devices such as italicized suppositions still easily confuse you.

Grammar is Dinsdales demesne. Check with him on that shit, especially if you need a nap, and a lie.

So to spare you the inevitable humiliation, allow me to summarize:

I am not defending Paul.

SO,

"I ran into Paul about eight months ago. He was looking rather svelte" was NOT a defense?

What was it, then? An italicized supposition?

More like an Italian suppository. Grease it up, shit it out.

Look, Loser, we can parse one another's quotes for the next nine pages, and the end result will be is that I'm gonna make you look stupid.

Another Truman theory blown to shit.

You know it. I know it. And so does half this Board….

Another mistake. No one speaks for anyone else here but themselves. Learn it. Live it. You may get a few cronies to back you up, more if your drop the hammer big time, but the day you represent the voice of half this board will never come, and certainly not when you're propping up "svelte" KCpaulie.

That's referred to as the "Big Coat" defense.

[RevLimiter]

WOW Bushhole, will you PLEASE release me from the deep dark depths of your dome? Seems I've built a mansion up in that bitch.

[War Wagon]

No one speaks for anyone else here but themselves.

So says the putz who, for going on 8 years now, has constantly posted in the collective "we" tense. You've done it in this very topic in referring to Paul, have you not? Sure you have.

the day you represent the voice of half this board will never come...

Tru didn't claim to speak for half of this Board you dimwit. He said only that he'd make you look stupid... that you knew it, and that half the Board knew it.

He was right.

You're nothing but a pompous pus bag of an inflated ego just waiting to get blown the fuck up by anyone walking by with a sharp dull needle.

You may think yourself to be a helluva guy when you look in the mirror, mr. retire when I'm 55 guy, but vis-a-vis this message board, you're an imminently ignorable 'tard. Your strained, pathetic attempts at humor never fail to fall flat. You've never posted anything even remotely rackable.

In short, you're a dullard.

[Mister Bushice]

No one speaks for anyone else here but themselves.

So says the putz who, for going on 8 years now, has constantly posted in the collective "we" tense.

Constantly? Links please. Most certainly I have occasionally used the royal "we", but "Constantly"? You have to prove that one, asswipe.

You've done it in this very topic in referring to Paul, have you not? Sure you have.

Most certainly for KC fat fuck. No one needs to calculate how many people have dumped on paul, it is all documented HERE, for starters.
http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 83&start=0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.

It was archived for a reason. Shit, Without even counting I'd bet MORE than half of the regular posters posted in that pile on paul thread.

the day you represent the voice of half this board will never come...

Tru didn't claim to speak for half of this Board you dimwit. He said only that he'd make you look stupid... that you knew it, and that half the Board knew it.
He was right.

Oh. I didn't know you were involved in that tally. He must have meant the half wits of this board.


However if he'd said "Half the posters from Kansas City know it", then you'd be right,

but of course at that point it would automatically become an IKYABWAI.

It's a beautiful circle, that right there.

You're nothing but a pompous pus bag of an inflated ego just waiting to get blown the fuck up by anyone walking by with a sharp dull needle.

You may think yourself to be a helluva guy when you look in the mirror, mr. retire when I'm 55 guy, but vis-a-vis this message board, you're an imminently ignorable 'tard. Your strained, pathetic attempts at humor never fail to fall flat. You've never posted anything even remotely rackable.

In short, you're a dullard.

Is this half the board, the half wits of the board, the KC contingent, or just yourself you're speaking for?

:D

[RevLimiter]

Most certainly for KC fat fuck. No one needs to calculate how many people have dumped on paul, it is all documented HERE, for starters.
http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 83&start=0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.

It was archived for a reason. Shit, Without even counting I'd bet MORE than half of the regular posters posted in that pile on paul thread.

LMAO....the meltdown I caused in that thread were PRICELESS.

[Truman]

How about we go with Truman either fixing his fucking board time clock settings or recognize that I'm in PDT and that I have never posted on this board at 3:26 AM my time EVER? Thems my beauty sleep hours.

Dude. You want me to go back to school, and you can't sort out fucking internet time zones or your own personal board settings?

…All of which does nothing to dispel the notion that you were piss-drunk in the middle of the night posting in stupid defense of a gutless Loser on an Internet message board.

Some people are happy drunks, and some people are mean drunks.

And then some people are stupid drunks. Far more curious is that many of these same people remain stupid when they're sober.

BTW, I am very comfortable with time zones, Bushie.

PRIMER:

Right now it is Midnight PDT. In analog that is when the little hand is on the 12, and the big hand is on the 12. I know, hard to figure.

I don't really wanna know where your hands are.

Not that it's a big mystery they're stuck at 6:30.

I'm guessing you posted this in a misguided attempt to bring the fun-nay. Please re-read my "half the Board" reference and get back to me with evidence to the contrary. TIA.

For now. But I reserve the right to change my mind later.

Good save, but "replace my mind" might juust be a better call.

I suggest - Abby Someone

Loved that movie. 'Specially the parts where Dr. Frankenstein or Igor would utter the words "Frau Bushice" from deep in the castle and the horses outside would go nuts….

Goos is a sackless flaming pile of fuck.

No, KC Paulie is.

IKYABWAI?

Looks like Lack of Originality isn't exclusive to Paul.

KCPaul OTOH:

IKYABWAI was named for KC Paulies posting style
Denies his fatness, called out R-Jack, then welched out.
Has stolen takes from people on other boards SEVERAL TIMES and has been caught, and then spins it like a medal of pride.
Changes sports team affiliations more often than he does his underwear, of course the underwear is harder to reach than the TV remote.

Sin,

Marcus Dinsdale

Posted, re-posted, documented, established, substantiated, validated, buttressed, corroborated, recorded, supported, witnessed, attested, authenticated, certified, confirmed, sustained, verified, clinched, nailed, settled, deposed, folded, spindled, and mutilated.

Paul's foibles have been given more run longer than an off-Broadway Cat's play.

But that doesn't necessarily make him fat. Now.

Oh, please. you called out someone else to post pics without doing so yourself? You DO know who pulled that shit last time and got busted, right? Man up or shut the FUCK up.

Get real, Truman. Don't EVER ask anyone here to do that if you have NOT done it yourself first.

Sage advice… Were it applicable.

Oh, you're pro'lly gonna hafta work for it, but my mug has been made readily accessible on these Boards – even this one. So if you don't mind, I'll continue to drag your ass up-and-down this thread at my leisure….

Well, we don't exactly keep company, but you're chasing the wrong rabbit here. Goober is at times funny, usually sarcastic, hell he's busted my ass on occasion, it's true we're cool but he hasn't come anywhere close to being the fat fucking retarded loser that is the essence of everyday KCPaul. If I had to keep company, Goobs is on my "Have a beer with" list. KC Paul?

...Which all may be very well true, but you HAVE noticed that Goos has largely ghosted this thread leaving you to sweep up after elephants, haven't you Bushie? So I'll say again: Great comp'ny yer keepin', Bushie...

You guessed wrong, again. I started my own company 5 years ago and just merged it with a bigger one. I'll be retired by age 55. I take good care of my parents, and they appreciate every penny they spent on my private 12 years of Catholic school education that I hated while I was suffering through it, but as a well off adult a year does not pass where I don't thank them for giving that gift of expensive and higher quality education to me.

Nice rant. I'll keep you in mind the very next time I feel the need to validate my existence to a virtually anonymous Internet message board poster living half-way 'cross the continent in the middle of the night….

I am not defending Paul.

SO,

"I ran into Paul about eight months ago. He was looking rather svelte" was NOT a defense?

What was it, then? An italicized supposition?

Some folks might just actually break down and regard it as a statement of fact. Sucks when the truth gets in the way of a really bad take, eh, Bushie?

What can I say? To my eyes eight months ago, the cat had dropped a few pounds. 'Course, I don't see as well as I once did.

That said, you Losers are welcome to your "fun" and Paul can remain an immense fatass of Goos McTub-sian proportions on the Interwebs while enjoying a healthier life-style in the Real World.

Or not. Personally, I don't care.

...No one speaks for anyone else here but themselves. Learn it. Live it. You may get a few cronies to back you up, more if your drop the hammer big time, but the day you represent the voice of half this board will never come, and certainly not when you're propping up "svelte" KCpaulie.

That's referred to as the "Big Coat" defense.

Truman: Half the Board's Voice. I like it! And the name is certainly proven electable. But I don't reckon that you'll be reconsidering your vote any time soon when I run for a Board Representative seat in the House of Smack this November, eh, Bushie? Then how about a small campaign donation? I mean, you ARE retiring at 55, and surely your folks haven't sucked you dry by now…?

---------------

Smack aside, Bushie, I got no war with you. Goos' connect-the-dots method of posting associating anything KC with Paul was "fresh" about the first 300 times he posted it, but is starting to wear a bit thin in some quarters these days. I'm simply looking to discuss it with him in a bit more detail. Since it's clear that you've got your pal's back (again, props to you), would you mind lifting his tail to see if he's got any balls? TIA.

[Goober McTuber]

So I must have been right about Truman nailing the KC cheerleaders as he is going out of his way to point out that they're not that fat.

[Sol]

...would you mind lifting his tail to see if he's got any balls?

^^^That was funny.

Watch out for dingleberries, Bushie!! :D

[Dinsdale]

we'll let the Peanut Gallery decide who's "writing skills suck."

Can we just call it a wash and move on?

[Mister Bushice]

*I do reserve the rights to words obese, pathetic and intellectually comatose though

two coats, same fucking type of lining.

[PSUFAN]

Something profound is being labored over here.

I hope yins are able to burn some calories in the process.

[Sol]

*I do reserve the rights to words obese, pathetic and intellectually comatose though

two coats, same fucking type of lining.

Um....I'm not reading all that! (Read: I can't see it. Is it an eye chart?)

[PSUFAN]

Can someone please help Sol? She's struggling here.

[Sol]

Can someone please help Sol? She's struggling here.

Sure thing.


Sol,

Go fuck yourself.

Struggling? Nope. It was a joke, you ninny. Perhaps you heard it when it flew right over your head, PSU.

As for R-Jack....I'd ask if you kiss your mother with that mouth, but then I really don't want to know the answer.

So R-Jack....this one's for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw03nalTAMQ

[PSUFAN]

Your eye chart joke didn't go over my head, Sol. It did a pig-belly roll right between my legs, and I gave it a rancid brown stripe as it passed.

[Sol]

Your eye chart joke didn't go over my head, Sol. It did a pig-belly roll right between my legs, and I gave it a rancid brown stripe as it passed.

Now that's just downright hateful, PSU.

Are you sure it wasn't a double back tuck over your head, followed by a front round-off, with a triple back and a twist, bounce forward and through the basket, then straight up your ass where it STUCK the landing? Details are critical. :D

[PSUFAN]

It mighta stuck to my ass, but not because of any gymnastics.

My colon is a squalid little tube with a florid rim.

It's not the plucked, primped, pistoned, two-way machine yours might be.

Stanley "Urban Pincushion" Pickle is fukken jealous.

[Sol]

The next time you set out to describe your colon in detail, um, don't. You're seriously grossing me out.

Let Pickle go. Try grief counseling to help with your loss.

[RevLimiter]

Sorry to intrude, but since this is all old news and water under the bridge to Paul and myself, it seems like a perfect time to re-hash it. But let's be all fucking civil about it and shit.

Paul, believe me, I understand why you would rather not post a pic of yourself. It's easy to let personal privacy get compromised here I guess. I don't really blame you for that and I can't really fault you for it.

However, I must ask.......

...why would you even offer it up as a dare?

I'm pretty sure I know the real answer, without resorting to the words FAT, FUCKING or RETARD.* I would just be interested in your thoughts in retrospect.

Take your time.










*I do reserve the rights to words obese, pathetic and intellectually comatose though

You don't reserve the right to do SHIT, but whatever.

As for your burning question....because I COULD. Now let it go. It's best for you if you did.

[RevLimiter]

So after days of deliberation, that chest thumping non-answer was the best response you can think up?

Don't flatter yourself there, Skippy....I just saw your post this morning and responded accordingly.

No matter.

BULLSHIT- you wouldn't have said that in the previous sentence if it TRULY didn't matter. So far this is going "swimmingly" for you, my man.

Like I said, I respect your decision not to have pictures of yourself further represented on this or any board. It's a matter of choice. With that said, I also have to respect your decision to use a second grader's explination to a teacher why he was throwing rocks at fat people in Chiefs hat during recess as an explination for your baffeling behavior. Matter of fact, I would've respected the "neener neener neener" that should've followed a response like that.

I respect all of that from you Paul. This is absolute honesty. I am good with it because I believe you being honest with me when you are giving your reasoning. That's kind of what I figured with you. I assumed before this whole fiasco you subjected yourself to was the result of your inability to exibit any type of forward thought whatsoever. Time and time again you have proven to lack the forsight needed to say to yourself "is this a good idea" before you put your gout-riddled hogie holders to the keyboard and mash submit.

So Paul, I want to thank you..........no, I want to RACK you................. for your honest and civil response. Yes, you have been called a liar in the past, but it won't be from me in this instance. When you say with such conviction that the only thing going through your mind when you offered up a challange knowing you couldn't back it up was..........

...because I COULD.

........I believe you my man.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, I'll stop.....see, here's the deal. You can type 10 pages more of your bullshit psychobabble in your (yet again) feeble attempt to smack me, and I'll still not give a fuck about any of it. Bottom line, you and I don't see eye to eye on anything, and that's OK. It really is. So from here on out I'm not concerned with what you think about me, Skippy.

Have a fantastic day, and God bless you.

[poptart]

explination for your baffeling behavior

I'm not usually one to point out spelling or punctuation faux pas, but since Dinsdale seems to be taking the weekend off, and this part made me do a triple-take, I felt obligated to pick up the slack.





Honey, does this coat make my ass look fat?

- KFC Paul

[Mister Bushice]

Honey, does my ass make this coat look big?

- KFC Paul

ftfy

[RevLimiter]

That's fucking AWESOME, Bushlice!!!! FUCK YEAH!