PILF

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:15 am

Pundits I'd Love to Fuck

This chick, bar none:

I'm not sure whether I agree with her points or not. I seem to lose focus on whatever she is saying every time I see her on TV. Damn.

You?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:42 am

What, you Ann Coulter fans afraid to chime in?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:23 am

Not really, I'm thinking of some asian broad, but I can't remember her name.

When I do, I'll remember the rules.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:28 am

Connie Chin...errr...Chung?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:52 am

Chink, mikey. Chink.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:47 pm

mvscal wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Not really, I'm thinking of some asian broad, but I can't remember her name.

When I do, I'll remember the rules.
Michelle Malkin?

That's her. Perhaps not the most flattering picture, but I'm imagining this is getting close to her "O" face.

Her in some thigh high boots, that's what I'm talking about. Dragon 'Rady 'Ruv you 'Rong Time

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:58 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
That's her. Perhaps not the most flattering picture, but I'm imagining this is getting close to her "O" face.

I almost didn't recognize her without her hockey helmet on.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:36 am

Tom In VA wrote:Dragon 'Rady 'Ruv you 'Rong Time

Bwaah.

How did I miss this?

You politicos surely have other "analyst" PILFs out there. Quit partisanin' and start posting the women, ya fags.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:33 pm

I'd almost swear that was the chick I was running game on at the bar last night.

After many pleasantries that led me to believe I had a solid chance at a drunkfuck, all of a sudden, bitch wanted to talk politics. Over the next hour or so, this chick seemed to write off the John Birch Society and the NRA as "left wing liberals."

Hoooo-leeeee-shit.

Any time I gave a political view she agreed with, there was a hand rubbing my inner thigh under the table. Any time I made a point she disagreed with, it was "I think I need to go now."

Fucking psycho. Cute, too.

But, she did kiss me and give me her e-mail addy, along with a URL to her just-to-the-right-of-Jupiter website.

I think I'm going to have to fuck her. Sure, I may have to wear a Ronald Reagan mask to get her in the mood, but just wait until I lay the wood, and start screaming out Nancy Pelosi's name before I nut. That should get that cooter puckered up pretty nicely, methinks.

I'll keep you posted...or, maybe not.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:45 pm

Bwah!

Speaking of chicks that are Right of the John Birch Society, but a PILF nonetheless, at least in the blog world ...

Debbie Schlussel

Complete nutjub, but those lips ... damn.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:20 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuGtjEYrrUg

Have no idea what she's saying.

Matters not.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:48 am

pop, you've got the spirit of my message, but not the meaning, bro.

I meant pundits, not newscasters.

If we start expanding this little thread into NILFs, there'd be chaos, followed by much gnashing of teeth and shit. Then Bushice would scold us and stuff.

No, my friend, I meant PILFs, not that French newscaster chick (who is insanely hot).

Think, my man, think.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:59 am

And this is why I am epic, and you guys are not.

See, I meet a psychotic right-wing whackjob bitch, and I actually set the wheels in motion to slam my cock in it.

You guys start internet discussions about it.

Translation: No, I haven't nailed the right-wing whacko chick yet

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:48 pm

RadioFan wrote:
Speaking of chicks that are Right of the John Birch Society, but a PILF nonetheless, at least in the blog world ...

Debbie Schlussel

Artie had it right when he talked about banging her while she rants non-stop about al queda. That picture has some Glamour Shots make-up. Chick would do better if she picked up a Glamour and put down the National Review.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:50 pm

Dinsdale wrote:And this is why I am epic, and you guys are not.

See, I meet a psychotic right-wing whackjob bitch, and I actually set the wheels in motion to slam my cock in it.

You guys start internet discussions about it.

Translation: No, I haven't nailed the right-wing whacko chick yet

You've got bode because you're trying to fuck a psycho?

Yea, OK.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:42 pm

BSmack wrote:You've got bode because you're trying to fuck a psycho?

You're learning...

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:28 pm

Dinsdale wrote:

I'd almost swear that was the chick I was running game on at the bar last night, 'cept she weighed about 60 lbs more, was brunette, had Mitch Albom's ears and Bill Cowher's chin.

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:36 pm

I don't know for sure whether she qualifies as a pundit, but using that definition as broadly (pun not intended) as possible . . .

Randi Rhodes. The one -- or should I say two -- on the right.

And yeah, I'm well aware that her face is nothing to write home about. But that's a Hall of Fame-caliber rack. And it doesn't hurt that I agree with her more often than not. OTOH, I believe she smokes, so I'd have to get past that.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:58 pm

mvscal wrote:"She" looks like a transvestite.

You could always Obama-nate the situation and "hope" that she will "change" into a woman.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:36 pm

mvscal wrote:
Terry: "I HOPE she doesn't have a dick."

See? Obamania is catching on!

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:46 pm

rita crosby
this fat hog could swarth on my ding a ling before the ink on my divorce papers dry.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:17 am

Do bloggers count?

Pamela Geller (Atlas Shrugs)...

http://politicscentral.com/2006/08/23/t ... _beach.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:45 am

Diogenes wrote:Do bloggers count?

Pamela Geller (Atlas Shrugs)...

http://politicscentral.com/2006/08/23/t ... _beach.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

~~~ turns down sound...gets out "hand cream" ~~~

But seriously, if I was married to that yenta, I'd keep my beef baton firmly lodged in her esophagus to shut her up.

Oh yeah, and "mazeltov" to her plastic surgeon too...sheeeesh....

Terry in Crapchester · Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:21 pm

bbqjones wrote:

rita crosby
this fat hog could swarth on my ding a ling before the ink on my divorce papers dry.

There'd definitely have to be a "no talking" rule on that one. Her voice is the auditory equivalent of an ice cube in my boxers.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:05 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:There'd definitely have to be a "no talking" rule on that one. Her voice is the auditory equivalent of an ice cube in my boxers.

I've met chicks who fall into that category -- a subset I refer to as "women."

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:47 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:There'd definitely have to be a "no talking" rule on that one. Her voice is the auditory equivalent of an ice cube in my boxers.

I've met chicks who fall into that category -- a subset I refer to as "women."

So to you, the sound of a woman's voice is a turn off?

How totally hetero.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:41 pm

Meet Bryanna Bevens...

http://www.vdare.com/bevens/index.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:53 pm

Mary Katherine Ham.

She blogs on Hugh Hewitt's site, She's on Fox news right noe.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:43 pm

Bump for Amanda Carpenter...

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:19 pm

sin,

Goober M.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:53 pm

Sincerely,

sirfuckafold

T1B

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