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Well That Took About Ten Seconds!!

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The Marylin Monroe porn flick leaking onto the net, I mean. WOW!!

Seen it? If you have, who's the lucky lil' stick man going, let's see...yep, five different positions for intercourse--plus a titty fuck? He looks like some little greaseball wiseguy or something. If he's an ounce over 125 lbs, I'll vote for McCain.

Here's a synopsis for those with a parental content filter on their rig:

Enter a young Marylin (it's supposed to be from 1953 but looks more like 1915) and it's her. She looks very natural, her tits are still firm and she's not as shaped as she would become.She sheds her tight black Betty Page underwear, has a seat on the sofa, lights a smoke and shoots a truly beautiful beaver. Perfectly haired, perfect thighs, not too much gash. And her look into the camera is WAAAAY beyond any Madonna wannabe crap. Enter stick man who enjoys some heavy petting and then presents Marylin with a box...oh it's got an electric dildo, which she lubes and grooves into her luscious twat. After a brief prepping it's a cut to an awkward sixty-nine session, a close-up of her giving him a hand-job, then some sitting up missionary position humping with Marylin looking hot and seeming to actually enjoy it. Cut to Marylin on top, workin' it, cut to reverse cowgirl, workin' it, then some nice doggie-style action, followed by a titty-fuck, and finally he shoots his wad while kissing her Movie Style. Then they're both sitting on the sofa and she lights and puffs what sure seems like a joint. Then she walks out of the room and reenters with a serving tray with a bottle and glasses. They toast and make out and look at the camera with a parting smile. Fini.

Dimaggio would have gone fuckin' nuts if he knew about this.
My guess is that it was probably leaked so fast just to prove it wasn't one of the Kennedys.

You can find it at a site called (if you move the first letters over one) XouOorn.bom
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Do keep up. that clip's been on the internet for almost a year at least. The 1.5$m one is of her noshing an anonymous bloke.
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I thought this thread was going to be about LT2's sex life...carry on.
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Aw fuck all! Well, it's her even if it's not the new one. So...it probably is a Kennedy (the old man Joe!)
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Diego in Seattle wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about LT2's sex life...carry on.

So, you "like to watch"...? How does that work for you, through all of the fog?
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Diego in Seattle wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about LT2's sex life...carry on.
Of course you did, faggot.
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Nishlord wrote:Do keep up. that clip's been on the internet for almost a year at least. The 1.5$m one is of her noshing an anonymous bloke.
So was that Marilyn or not on the link?

I'm sure not qualified to make that judgement
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Seems ole' Marilyn didn't mind staring down the brown eye. I wonder if this video inspired Elton to pen his song "Candle In The Wind".
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Listen up-- if there was a real video/film of such shenanigans -- it would have been available to
the public years ago. In this day and age if CGI and all, I do not believe most of the images I see.
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unbeknownst to mr. O -- i've gotten
down on camera a few times !!
some dark haired pool boy caught
my fancy back in '58 and shagged
me dry !! lol !!
oh, those were crazy times indeed !!!

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That dude drilling her looks like he just got outta auschwitz.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote: You can find it at a site called (if you move the first letters over one) XouOorn.bom
Jesus Christ, you pathetic twat, were you afraid to actually type in http://www.youporn.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;? Afraid that would sully your reputation since that's basically a hetero porn site?
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Hey, all I'm trying to do is help shed some light on the Kennedy assassination(s). Sure, some limey porn-expert might upset the applecart. Fine, give unto them their eel-pie, security cameras every eight feet, and the world's ugliest women. America will continue to lead by example.
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mvscal wrote:
KC Scott wrote:
Nishlord wrote:Do keep up. that clip's been on the internet for almost a year at least. The 1.5$m one is of her noshing an anonymous bloke.
So was that Marilyn or not on the link?
It doesn't look anything like her at all.

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