you start.
it's hilarious to see NFL zealots and talk-radio morons like "JT the Brick" become "experts" on the college game overnight armed with stats, and shuttle times, and world-historical importance.
you been had.
things that are more boring than the draft?
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things that are more boring than the draft?
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
i'll save you this one:
1. posts by King Crimson
2. posts referencing bleeding pussies and AFC West rivals.
3. posts trying to "cleverly" to combine 1 and 2.
1. posts by King Crimson
2. posts referencing bleeding pussies and AFC West rivals.
3. posts trying to "cleverly" to combine 1 and 2.
""On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!"
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
How about, "if it bores you, don't watch it"? That usually works for me if there is something on TV that I am not interested in.
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
i don't watch it.
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
Then don't TALK about it.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
About 40 million people watch at least some part of the draft, making it the most watched NFL event other than the Super Bowl.
Fans of all 32 teams have a vested interest, so those numbers aren't hard to believe or understand. What's hard to understand is how a bigtime CFB dork would so disdain the main reason why many upper echelon CFB players are working so hard and playing in the first place... the dream of someday getting paid.
Fans of all 32 teams have a vested interest, so those numbers aren't hard to believe or understand. What's hard to understand is how a bigtime CFB dork would so disdain the main reason why many upper echelon CFB players are working so hard and playing in the first place... the dream of someday getting paid.
Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
I skipped most of the first day of the draft because I watching the Wings and the Tigers. The importance of the draft is not in proportion to how unwatchable the event actually is on TV. It's the one thing in sports which is probably just as good not to watch at all and just read about it later as it is to actually watch and suffer through the minutia on why this lineman won't be good because of one clip of a single play showing he didn't turn his hips properly or has bad footwork. It's the ultimate football nerd event. That being said, I do have the Day 2 coverage on now just because it's something to watch in the morning. If they had started Day 1 at noon like they used to do...I would've watch the first three hours leading in the Wings game.
Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
Things more boring than the NFL draft.
- a Wolfman post
- Idaho
- cricket
- Paul v. Goober
- being a cow
- a Wolfman post
- Idaho
- cricket
- Paul v. Goober
- being a cow
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
You know you enjoy our playful banter, you TALL fucking RETARD.poptart wrote:Things more boring than the NFL draft.
- a Wolfman post
- Idaho
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- Paul v. Goober
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
Did not watch 1 second of the draft. Did not even see who was drafted until Sunday afternoon.
Glad to see the Titans picked up a dude from Winston Salem that was not even on the NFL's draft board.
Glad to see the Titans picked up a dude from Winston Salem that was not even on the NFL's draft board.
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
things that are more boring than the draft?
How about listening to Sooner Nation go on and on about HS recruiting.....
Is that a good enough answer?
How about listening to Sooner Nation go on and on about HS recruiting.....
Is that a good enough answer?
Save me some of that corn for laters...
Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
Shopping for clothes with the OL is about the only thing I can come up with right now.
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
Try a baby shower.Mikey wrote:Shopping for clothes with the OL is about the only thing I can come up with right now.
Fortunately I came prepared with beer and promptly retired to the living room with the rest of the men and watched the NFL Draft. Pretty fucking exciting stuff compared to baby name games.
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
My God Man, you attended a baby shower? Go and reclaim your balls and dignity before you submit another post here again.
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
Maybe you missed the jist of my post. The GUYS walked our asses to the living room and watched the fucking draft.atomicdad wrote:My God Man, you attended a baby shower? Go and reclaim your balls and dignity before you submit another post here again.
I've already told my wife that if she does any couples baby showers I will fight her.
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
Your post was very clear, you were in a house when a baby shower was occuring, why? I'm suggesting that your wife has your shriveled manhood locked in a box in her purse.BSmack wrote:Maybe you missed the jist of my post. The GUYS (very generous use of the word) walked our asses to the living room and watched the fucking draft.atomicdad wrote:My God Man, you attended a baby shower? Go and reclaim your balls and dignity before you submit another post here again.
I've already told my wife that if she does any couples baby showers I will fight her.
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
Apparently, there was an entire room full of these nancy boys. At least it was Bri's baby being showered, so his presence is somewhat excusable, (not really) but I wonder what the rest of those "guys" were doing there?mvscal wrote: Men don't go to baby showers.
And with that group, why bother watching the draft? Shoulda' just flipped over to the Soap network where I'm sure there had to be an All My Children marathon going.
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
This one was for a family friend. My boy's showers will be next month. And I won't be attending any of those. My wife knew better than to even try flying a "couples shower" up the flagpole. This affair was billed as a "baby shower/barbeque". Us guys availed ourselves of the barbeque, but politely passed on the "baby name games" and whatever other crap the ladies were intending on doing after the eats had been consumed in favor of beer drinking and draft watching.War Wagon wrote:Apparently, there was an entire room full of these nancy boys. At least it was Bri's baby being showered, so his presence is somewhat excusable, (not really) but I wonder what the rest of those "guys" were doing there?mvscal wrote:Men don't go to baby showers.
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
While I've never been to a baby shower, I'm pretty sure it is more exciting than the NFL Draft.
About the only thing I can think of more boring than the NFL Draft is reading a Risa post at church.
About the only thing I can think of more boring than the NFL Draft is reading a Risa post at church.
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
BSmack wrote:This one was for a family friend. My boy's showers will be next month. And I won't be attending any of those. My wife knew better than to even try flying a "couples shower" up the flagpole. This affair was billed as a "baby shower/barbeque". Us guys availed ourselves of the barbeque, but politely passed on the "baby name games" and whatever other crap the ladies were intending on doing after the eats had been consumed in favor of beer drinking and draft watching.War Wagon wrote:Apparently, there was an entire room full of these nancy boys. At least it was Bri's baby being showered, so his presence is somewhat excusable, (not really) but I wonder what the rest of those "guys" were doing there?mvscal wrote:Men don't go to baby showers.
So what you do is box up some sausages and some rocks and have your wife drop them on the coffee table in front of the "men" as prosthetic replacements.
"Men". sheesh. Now I've heard it all!
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Re: things that are more boring than the draft?
Living in Kansas City. 
"If I could be compared to him (John Madden)...." Cris Collinsworth.
Uh, fucktard, don't EVEN think it fool. No chance, no way, no how. No fucking shit you'd be honored or whatever the fuck you said you'd be. He's great, you're not. No entertainment factor, no insight factor, just brown nosing, bullshit. Who's cock did he suck to make it this far?
Uh, fucktard, don't EVEN think it fool. No chance, no way, no how. No fucking shit you'd be honored or whatever the fuck you said you'd be. He's great, you're not. No entertainment factor, no insight factor, just brown nosing, bullshit. Who's cock did he suck to make it this far?
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Your point, dipshit?PISC wrote:Living in Kansas City.
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