New Here, Hi!!!

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:02 pm

Some guy named Brock, and his friend Kid Nashville told me this is a cool place to hang out with your wang out. So far I have browsed around and found a few cool threads and stuff, but I have one question

Is everyone here gay, or just that Dinsdale guy?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:07 pm

Welcome---you forgot to "rack the trolls"--- oops wrong place---
you'll do fine here as long as you do not send money to anyone here for tickets
to a basketball game !

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:10 pm

You weren't looking to do that, were you, flea? Send some money to a guy for a basketball game, that is?

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:19 pm

Flea wrote:Is everyone here gay, or just that Dinsdale guy?

Dinsdale's not gay but he is bipolar. PSUFAN is the one with sugar in his pockets.

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:21 pm

my early impressions are that Bobby42 is solid, based on the strength of his avatar :D

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:23 pm

mvscal and PSUFAN the jury is still out, you 2 are still on my "Possible Homos" list

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:28 pm

If you're black, show me come cack.

sin,

Stanley

Just drop hi res pic right here:

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War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:34 pm

What kinda' dumbfuck glosses himself Flea?

So Flea, you registered on March 1st and you're just now getting around to posting the obligatory "Hi, I'm new here" thread. What, it took almost two months for you to come out of the closet, and you sally forth with Dinsdale's gay smack?

Fucking terrific.

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:40 pm

War Wagon wrote:What kinda' dumbfuck glosses himself Flea?

So Flea, you registered on March 1st and you're just now getting around to posting the obligatory "Hi, I'm new here" thread. What, it took almost two months for you to come out of the closet, and you sally forth with Dinsdale's gay smack?

Fucking terrific.

Well your holiness War Wagon, I was doing a little reading of this here internet chat board for a few weeks. Once I saw how the place works, and noticed who was retarded (you) and gay (Dinsdale) I felt I was ready to make my first post.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:45 pm

Flea wrote:Once I saw how the place works...

Hope that wasn't too much of a drain on your misfiring synapses. That "submit" button thingy can be a real brain teaser.

Welcome aboard.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:45 pm

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^^This place might be more your speed, flea.

Oh, and they like to talk about gays and cock.

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:51 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:http://www.thetrolls.net

^^This place might be more your speed, flea.

Oh, and they like to talk about gays and cock.

I don't like that place, too many Michigan fans

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:03 pm

Actually, it's home to SECDorks and stay-at-home manginas.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:08 pm

mvscal wrote:Tarddowen's deviancies are liable to be too peculiar and possibly even alarming for the casual homosexual.

Sounds like you are a "man" of experience.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:42 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Flea wrote:Once I saw how the place works...
Hope that wasn't too much of a drain on your misfiring synapses. That "submit" button thingy can be a real brain teaser.

Misfiring synapses? Please tell me what that means. Smart people like pp have used it in the past, but I'll bet you are hoping that nobody would bother asking you if you knew what a synapse was, let alone a "plethora" El Jefe. You DO know what a plethora is? Now tell me about a synapse.

Take your time.

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:49 pm

Atomic Punk is on the good list, he seems like a cool dude. So far this is how I see it

Cool People
Atomic Punk
Bobby42
Wolfman
Flea

Probably gay and losers, but I am still holding out hope
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
mvscal
PSUFAN
Mikey

For sure flaming homos that enjoy licking hairy balls
War Wagon
Dinsdale

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:25 pm

My internets muscles are rather large

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:35 pm

Kind of like :rumple:

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:57 am

Flea wrote:Is everyone here gay, or just that Dinsdale guy?

What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:21 pm

Flea wrote:Atomic Punk is on the good list, he seems like a cool dude. So far this is how I see it

Cool People
Atomic Punk
Bobby42
Wolfman
Flea

Probably gay and losers, but I am still holding out hope
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
mvscal
PSUFAN
Mikey

For sure flaming homos that enjoy licking hairy balls
War Wagon
Dinsdale

Atomic punk cool = troll

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:30 pm

Flea wrote:Some guy named Brock, and his friend Kid Nashville told me this is a cool place to hang out with your wang out.

This place is all about credibility, and you won't have any til you slam a few beers with the FresnoFolk and share intimate secrets with each other.

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:53 pm

I have been to Fresno before. The place was loaded with cow farms and orange groves. There was also lots of (most likely) illegal aliens there. I am in no hurry to go back. Especially to have a few dudes try to get into my shorts.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:26 pm

Could be a troll. I remember when I posted a "loser's list" back in January 2000 on SCIII. Since then Mr. Joe married a male and R-Jerk married a horse. I guess I'd be bitter about life also if I were them.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:18 pm

Flea wrote:There was also lots of (most likely) illegal aliens there...

Have you ever seen a legal alien? Just curious...

War Wagon wrote:What kinda' dumbfuck glosses himself Flea?

So Flea, you registered on March 1st and you're just now getting around to posting the obligatory "Hi, I'm new here" thread. What, it took almost two months for you to come out of the closet, and you sally forth with Dinsdale's gay smack?

You actually gave a fuck enough to gaze at dude's stats? It's a "Hi, I'm new here" thread. You're just supposed to hop in, drop a scud and drop out. Know your role.

As for his "Dinsdale's ghey" smack, it's actually quite original. Can you think of the last time anyone's called Dins "gay"? Fat and balding, yes. A barr stool knowitall, sure. A wordy, post-happy submit button addict?...that even. But "gay"? Can't recall ever seeing that anytime recently. RACK Flea....or not so much. I'd rather he said something like "Dins likes to get grudged in the shitpipe by an arabic cock jihad train of U&L Al Quaida recruits, as one after another screams "ALLAH ACKBAR!!!" and hoses down his stinkywinker.

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:55 pm

OCMike just made the cool people list.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:09 am

Toddowen wrote: I'm not deviant at all. Each one of us has played around with homosexuality in their mind.

For instance, I told myself when I was fourteen that if I didn't get laid by age 18 that I was going to become gay.

Looks deviant enough to me. You're one very strange, sick puppy.

I just find the girls more attractive and desirable.

Of course you do, especially the one's under 13.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:34 am

War Wagon wrote:
Toddowen wrote: I just find the girls more attractive and desirable.
Of course you do, especially the one's under 13.

Or the ones named "Mom".

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:29 am

Toddowen wrote: I'm not deviant at all. Each one of us has played around with homosexuality in their mind.

For instance, I told myself when I was fourteen that if I didn't get laid by age 18 that I was going to become gay.

Uhhhhhhhhhhh... I had a similar conversation at age 14, 'cept I told myself that if I didn't get laid by age 18 that I was going to get laid by age 19.

Well....I didn't get laid until I was 21, but I never did wind up becoming a homosexual. I just find the girls more attractive and desirable.

Oh, bullshit. The first time you saw an oiled-up Puerto Rican cabana boy with a shorn scrotum you where on him like a fork-less Mrs. Rumps on a peach cobbler.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:17 pm

R-Jack wrote: Not only are you a loser who has encountered one snag after another on the road to mediocrity...

Describing AtomicBedpan's quality of life as merely mediocre is rather generous. Nay, you sir are too kind. I would've used terms like "pathetic" and "dismal" or just so Todd had some company, "deviant".

But you have to give the Fresneck Fruitcake some credit for persistence. How he could come back in here trying to run smack just months after enduring that beating for the ages is remarkable.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:53 pm

Flea wrote:Atomic Punk is on the good list, he seems like a cool dude. So far this is how I see it

Cool People
Atomic Punk
Bobby42
Wolfman
Flea
Charles De Mar

Probably gay and losers, but I am still holding out hope
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
mvscal
PSUFAN
Mikey

For sure flaming homos that enjoy licking hairy balls
War Wagon
Dinsdale
Goober Mctuber
Jay in Phoenix
Yum Yum Saladbuffet

hey, thanks dood. That's cool of you to say, but isn't that sort of ranking, kind of like "hey, lets get a ruler and measure our dicks" gaystyle?

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:57 pm

My dick is 13 inches, I just measured. What are your measuments?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:11 pm

Flea wrote:What are your measuments?

Nothing says "I'm a flaming faggot" more than asking another man how long his dick is.

Flea is that guy standing in the men's public restroom stealing furtive glances downward to both the left and right whilst lingering and shaking those last drops of piss off... except it wasn't piss.

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:18 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Flea wrote:What are your measuments?
Nothing says "I'm a flaming faggot" more than asking another man how long his dick is.

Flea is that guy standing in the men's public restroom stealing furtive glances downward to both the left and right whilst lingering and shaking those last drops of piss off... except it wasn't piss.

I especially like the old pee trough like they had at the old Cleveland Municipal Stadium. It provides aple room for viewing the cocks of others

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:24 pm

ok, those glances weren't so furtive...

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:06 am

Flea wrote:My dick is 13 inches, I just measured. What are your measuments?

I don't fukkin care about measurments, damnit!

Is you cakk blakk?

Yours,

Stanley Fuckkin Pickkkle

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:14 am

Flea wrote:My dick is 13 inches, I just measured. What are your measuments?

You don't measure from your ass forward, dude.
Use the metric system. You'll feel enzytish without taking a pill.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:06 pm

Well this went pretty badly, pretty quickly.

Maybe flee will take a cue from tampon girl and start making mud art.

warren · Post by **warren** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:41 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:
mvscal wrote:Tarddowen's deviancies are liable to be too peculiar and possibly even alarming for the casual homosexual.
Sounds like you are a "man" of experience.

Hate to say it MV, but it sounds like you do posess a little insight on the specs there.

I guess you're just the observant type there, huh.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:28 pm

...I still never make any lists :bode:

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:59 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote: I guess I'd be bitter about life also if I were them.
Have you held down a job long enough to run quality of life smack? Just asking. Don't bother. I know the answer.

Awwww, look at R-Jerk getting all pissy AND emotional. I remember you talking about your dead-end shit job. Of course you'll be stuck in it due to the fact you got married and now are breeding. That's cool if that's what you want to do.

For myself, I know the life of retail ends (at the latest) next Summer. I've had two good careers that ultimately just weren't for me. About that time it was 2001 when I decided to try to find something I'd like to do. Being single and having money allowed me to fuck off and do some shit that's been well-documented on the boards. Three years ago I decided to pursue a medical career and have worked toward it since then. The only place that would let me make "okay" money, let me work when I can, and not go to my bank reserves has been HD over the last 3 years.

You see R-Jerk, I've never complained about the shit I've dropped upon myself because I knew this shit is only temporary. Some "successful" people like yourself isn't in ANY position to change your lot in life due to what I've initially replied as your panty smack haymaker.

So if "panty smack" is all that makes you feel better about yourself in your "successful" life, then please don't let me stop you from your self-amusement. Imagine that, I am in the drivers seat to having a very financially rewarding occupation that I also absolutely love and am getting very close to that goal. I never thought I would be able to say that. I doubt YOU will ever be able to say that you are doing what you want in life, bitch.

Hey, you could always run the weak Wags "bedpan smack" too. Big difference between you and myself in that regard? The rare times I would have to deal with a bedpan in a day... I mean the total time on the clock in a shift would equal the total amount of income you bring home a day after taxes. You got to deal with diapers, but you didn't get paid for it. Keep that in perspective.

But hey, maybe you'll strike it rich in the Lotto or something.