Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)

[Ana Ng]

I'm just an idiot.

Stop that!

You remind me of this gal at work who loves to point out everybody elses mistakes, especially mine, but God forbid she makes one herself. Then she beats herself up unmercifully and I'm like, it's ok sweetie, we all make mistakes.

God love her, if I wasn't a decidedly married man, I'd make a mistake or two with her.

Aren't you a little old to be having more children?

[War Wagon]

I'm not, but wifey is.

Adoption is never out of the question.

[Ana Ng]

Good grief.

[Goober McTuber]

Poor Whitey. He married the first woman who deigned to touch his shriveled schlong. Now he gets overly-excited any time some interweb harlot gives him the time of day.

[Ana Ng]

That was unfortunate, right there.

[Mister Bushice]

That was unfortunate, right there.

A phrase that so many people at Whiteys wedding on the brides side of the aisle mumbled right after she said "I do".

[PSUFAN]

Wags, I think what c_u is trying to say is that you'd have a chance with her, were you not only occupying two dimensions of physical space.

Not too many girls want to get with an IKYABWAI-spouting skeleton.



No wonder wags can thrown down so many diet Piss Lites...he's got nothin' to hold 'em in there.

[Charles De Mar]

Damn, Dave - y'all have a word filter on h.o.s.t.b.o.a.r.d?

shutyomouth.....nope, no filter here...

[Goober McTuber]

Damn, Dave - y'all have a word filter on h.o.s.t.b.o.a.r.d?

shutyomouth.....nope, no filter here...

Did you figure out who’s who yet, you gibbering fucktard?

[PSUFAN]

hostboard

...looks ok to me.

[Charles De Mar]

[Did you figure out who’s who yet, you gibbering fucktard?

Did you, shithead?

[Mister Bushice]

I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.

Thanks for the new sig.

I would never intentionally hurt a woman or a dog,

and yet you married one and didn't lock the gate so the other one ran away and got runned over.

which was which, btw?

[Goober McTuber]

[Did you figure out who’s who yet, you gibbering fucktard?

Did you, shithead?

I knew all along, you retarded fuckwit.

[PSUFAN]

hostedboard

...looks ok to me.

[Charles De Mar]

I knew all along, you retarded fuckwit.

sure you did, you inbred fuckhead.

[Ana Ng]

hostboard

...looks ok to me.

Bizarre. I can copy and paste from here - no dice. Compared the links - no difference.

This board doesn't recognize "sausage" links, Obese Witherspoon.

[Goober McTuber]

I knew all along, you retarded fuckwit.

sure you did, you inbred fuckhead.

Yes, I always knew that Wombanimal/Bennish/SG’s sister was a different person than cinderella_undercover. You obviously didn’t, and that’s why you look like a complete idiot. Again.

[Charles De Mar]

Yes, I always knew that Wombanimal/Bennish/SG’s sister was a different person than cinderella_undercover. You obviously didn’t, and that’s why you look like a complete idiot. Again.

Are you missing most of your fuckin brain or are you doing this on purpose? I never said any such thing you shit for brains.

[Ana Ng]

I'll be whoever you need me to be, if it'll stop you two from arguing.

[Charles De Mar]

I'll be whoever you need me to be, if it'll stop you two from arguing.

PM me for details and Im sure you and I can work out something to both of our edification.

[Ana Ng]

Runn'd.

[Mister Bushice]

Leave Ann Coulter out of this.

[OCmike]

...and didn't lock the gate so (your dog got hit by a car)...

That reset used as smack will never not be funny.

[War Wagon]

A dog getting hit by a car will never be funny. Anybody who thinks differently has a screw loose.

[OCmike]

I'm not talking about the actual act of the pooch getting plowed by a Suburban, I'm saying that it's funny that people toss it back at you in the form of smack. Odd that you don't get the joke, being that you're the butt of it. <-----Pssst, not really.

[Mister Bushice]

It was allegedly a white van and apparently the dog was up on two legs out in the street in what appeared to be a joyous "prance of freedom" dance just prior to it becoming road kill.

You might recall whitey had no air conditioning prior to knocking a few holes through wall. That may have played a part in the great escape.

[Ana Ng]

A dog getting hit by a car will never be funny. Anybody who thinks differently has a screw loose.

But.........

It was allegedly a white van and apparently the dog was up on two legs out in the street in what appeared to be a joyous "prance of freedom" dance just prior to it becoming road kill.

You might recall whitey had no air conditioning prior to knocking a few holes through wall. That may have played a part in the great escape.

Good lord, WHY can't I stop laughing?!

To my defense......I think it's just the phrase "prance of freedom" that's killing me.

[Goober McTuber]

Yes, I always knew that Wombanimal/Bennish/SG’s sister was a different person than cinderella_undercover. You obviously didn’t, and that’s why you look like a complete idiot. Again.

Are you missing most of your fuckin brain or are you doing this on purpose? I never said any such thing you shit for brains.

Then explain this post, you simple-minded chucklehead:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 54#p512654" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[PSUFAN]

up on two legs out in the street in what appeared to be a joyous "prance of freedom" dance just prior to it becoming road kill.

Sounds like Stanley Fukken Pickle's last release from the halfway house into the Nubian Neighborhood...God DAMN was that shit brutal. The worst part of the ensuing scene was Stanley's fervent enjoyment of the wrecking of his colon.

I've never seen a white guy sport such a tribal look of pure glee. Slim looked resigned to his fate back at the Point, but Stanley was literally beside himself with pleasure as the deep drums sounded his demise.

[War Wagon]

It was allegedly a white van and apparently the dog was up on two legs out in the street in what appeared to be a joyous "prance of freedom" dance just prior to it becoming road kill.

You've got a good memory being as how I told that story about 6 or 7 years ago on TNW.... and that's probably the funniest thing you've ever posted. Not bad for someone who constantly tries so hard to be humorous but 99.9% of the time just falls flat on his face.

So in effect, I've provided you with the only ammuntion you've ever been able to make a funny with, you exceedingly boring twat.

You owe me.

[Charles De Mar]

Then explain this post, you simple-minded chucklehead:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 54#p512654" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

ESL classes have failed you. As well as your short term memory. Stupid cockbreath.

[Goober McTuber]

Then explain this post, you simple-minded chucklehead:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 54#p512654" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[PSUFAN]

Do bloody sniz pics seem so bad, after all?

[Ana Ng]

They never did.

[PSUFAN]

It's my way of saying folks should not emulate KFC Paul's posting style, unless they can't help themselves.

[Ana Ng]

So that's your way of saying properly marked shit pictures weren't so bad either, right? :D

Marked, unmarked........whatever.

We've already seen what you look like.




BTW, killer "board" you've created.

100% of your first page is dedicated to me in some way or another.

Oh, and it really appears as if I'm posting there as well?



How embarrassing for you.

[Ana Ng]

As a final address to you (Low-Class Whore/street person), you've essentially been used in this quest to exhibit the double-standards of so many of the posters in our little circle.

And you've clearly been used to exhibit double-chins.

How fucking "little" can the circle be, if YOU'RE in it?

Finally - sure - I started this thread, and probably a few others about it - just to get the proper rise. You (without fail) have been on my heel-hairs chasing me around and doing damage control accordingly.

The only one "damaged" by anything I've done......is you, it seems.

This, in itself......is beautiful.

I know I'd lose all respect for my wife if she did - but she's a lady. You're a lonely street hag.

It matters not.

All respect for herself shoulda been lost once she bedded down with you, Capt. Albano.

Enjoy!

Oh, I do.

[Goober McTuber]

Rack c_u for her total pwnage of Tardspray.

[Goober McTuber]

Rack c_u for her total pwnage of Tardspray.

Bet you she'll fuck you for that!

I doubt it. She totally has you pegged as an obsessed attention whore. She doesn't need any help from me.

[Goober McTuber]

Bet you she'll fuck you for that!

I doubt it. She totally has you pegged as an obsessed attention whore. She doesn't need any help from me.

Does this mean you don't mind me posting scat pix anymore?

I could give a shit what you do. It's not like I run this board. Go ahead and share your family album, you fucking retard.