The Crew - now taking applications

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

All laughs aside, this could be bad. Real bad. If Petrus joins the crew, does that mean we just funded our own demise?

[Stevo]

MadRussian,

The Crew's headquarters is not far from your home in rural Georgia. Tread lightly, son. Any time I fancy, I can get a satellite image of where you are...what you're doing...etc. Now feel free to print out that piece of information, crumble it up, and stick it up your high mileage assbutton, you FUCK.

warren, bbqjones, Petrus - Your applications have been submitted and are under review. Please check back periodically.

[Adelpiero]

some questions:

1. do you offer matching 401K?

2. do you offer health care?

3. Is there room for growth, are promotions routinely given?

4. what's the yearly raise? 6%? 10%

thanx

[Uncle Fester]

My favorite part of all this is when Dorothy slaps "The Crew" in the nose for bugging Toto.

[chargerfan]

some questions:

1. do you offer matching 401K?

No but we do have all the free Icecream you can eat


2. do you offer health care?

Well sort of. We talk alot about general health and prevention of diseases.



3. Is there room for growth, are promotions routinely given?
No but on friday nights we have free dance lessons so you know the latest moves when you go clubbing with us.




4. what's the yearly raise? 6%? 10%
More like 1-2 inches

thanx

Your welcome. Anymore questions just ask.

-The Crew

[PSUFAN]

Say it isn't so, Petrus. DAMMIT!!

[Screw_Michigan]

So Petrus is fucking his mother AND chopping the cranks off other guys? Even Warren's impressed.

[PSUFAN]

Petrus, I'm hoping I really didn't read any of that. DO NOT join the Crew. We have plans to deal with them comprehensively...FINALLY...this summer, plans I'd prefer didn't have negative consequences for you. You have a sliver of a chance at a much better life...THINK THIS THROUGH.

NOT SMART, Petrus. NOT GOOD!!

[Douchebag]

warren - your application for entry into The Crew has been - DENIED

bbqjones - your application for entry into The Crew has been - DENIED

Petrus - I would like to formally invite you to our headquarter for a face to face interview. Stevo will contact you shortly about travel arrangements.

[Goober McTuber]

Petrus - I would like to formally invite you to our headquarter for a face to face interview. Stevo will contact you shortly about travel arrangements.

Greyhound Bus from Namibia might get a bit pricey.

[PSUFAN]

PETRUS!!!!!! At least run this by Mr. Club. He can still withhold the BIG TIME POWER tuition payment we dryfucked you with.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Alright...if my $20 donation is going towards ass beating instead of a college education, I guess I can get down with that. But I want a fucking say as to how my money's getting spent.

Give me $10 on Charles De Mar. I want his little pecking hands chopped off at the wrists.

Give me $5 on an m200l bare knuckle fisting

Lastly, gimme five bucks on a KC Paul pig roast...but if he dies from a heart attack running away from you, I want a refund.

[Charles De Mar]

Give me $10 on Charles De Mar. I want his little pecking hands chopped off at the wrists.

.

You best settle down, jacknob.

Signing a contract with The Crew usually requires the client to suck a lot of cock and I'm sure your Dentist isnt going to appreciate having to clean gack tartar off your 3 teeth.

[Petrus]

HOLLA! WHERE DA CAUCASIAN WOMENS AT?

oh thank you dearest Douchebag !! Mr M Club will be very happy to learn of my most recent successes. thank you so much for the opportunitys to BEAT ASS and possibly join your very sacred CREW. i have received the informations from Stevo and look forward to my visit to the americas where i will meet with at the crew headquarters. i will soon be en route from namibia to the us of a. god bless.

Petrus

[Jay in Phoenix]

Damn it Petrus, haven't you been listening to PSUFAN? You realize this is going to end badly for you.

Coming to America has a whole different meaning for the Crew.

Consider yourself warned.

[A-Bomb]

PEtrus,

As the groups resident expert in cunnilingus, I would like RACK you for your possible induction into the esteemed CREW. I will show you secrets that will make these spoiled, arrogant, entitled good for nothing american SLUTS jump on your dick like Stanley Q. Pikkkle at a Gary, Indiana family reunion. i can barely type my fists are trembling with incredible RAGE at the thought of anger fucking these whores.

Anyway, just would like to RACK you for your interest in the fucking CREW. can i borrow some of that money you ripped from those bbs losers? I need to go buy a banana cognac blunt wrap and a couple STEEL RESERVE 40's. L8r.

WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT? HLLOA!

[RadioFan]

Rack this thread. RACK the crew!

Big BEATDOWNS are headed your way, Charlie.

[indyfrisco]

As the groups resident expert in cunnilingus,

Hmm...I had a faux pas once myself.

[War Wagon]

Rack this thread. RACK the crew!

Give me a fucking break.

Has the board sunk to such depths that it needs artificial respiration?

Traffic whores so damn desperate they have to invent imaginary scenarios and trolls to prop this motherfucker up?

Uncomfortable with silence, so talk just to hear yourself some, much?

Off the pathetic shit troll Crew. They couldn't be any more ridiculously boring or predictable than Dan Vogel chasing butterflies on a sunny morning. That noise was fresh right about never.

It's pretty fucking simple, morons. If you don't have something worth bringing to the table, then step the fuck back. The board can survive a few days without this utter bullshit.

[A-Bomb]

Typical Whitey: Always crying like a fucking BITCH.

[War Wagon]

Always crying?

Au contraire you stupid motherfucker. This is the first time I've deigned to respond to your moronic troll job, and then only to tell you to cease and desist from being such a painfully obvious fraud.

The joke's on YOU, rwaddington. Take this whole Crew fart and stuff it in the trots forum because that's where it belongs.

Hell, start another forum right below Ween if that's what blows your shorts. Dan Vogel knows one more ignored forum won't hurt traffic.

[Ponyboy]

You guys ain't so tuff. Us greasers would make you all bleed like stuck pigs. We wouldn't even need Tim Shepard's outfit.

[RadioFan]

Give me a fucking break.

OK. Have another Bud Light.

[smackaholic]

ease up whitey. shit trolls can sometimes be amusing. it's not like there are 3 pages of threads a day that you need to sort through.

if you don't want to feed the trolls, don't.

[PSUFAN]

Give me a fucking break.

OK. Have another Bud Light.

Have I even mentioned that Bud is made with rice?

RICE?? Are you fucking kidding? RICE???

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

If you don't have something worth bringing to the table, then step the fuck back.

Word. That's my motto at company pot lucks.

~Rumplewife

[Ana Ng]

The joke's on YOU, rwaddington. Take this whole Crew fart and stuff it in the trots forum because that's where it belongs.

Is there an admin here that can make sure each and every Wags response automatically filters into trots?

You could allow him to start threads, so that we can see him working........but he'll not be allowed to respond in them.

An internet "straight jacket", if you will?

Someone needs to step in, be the bigger person, and save this tomato can from itself.

[KC Scott]

Traffic whores so damn desperate they have to invent imaginary scenarios and trolls to prop this motherfucker up?

Sin,

Dan V.

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What started as yet another crew shark jump turned into some funny shit, thanks to Petrus.

[Ana Ng]

Pathetic.

Still bounding around behind me like I was a fucking hot dog vendor, huh?

Bummed I won't frequent your "idiot" board?

I've yet to receive my PM form you this month, telling me what you're "all about"?


You're slipping, Orson.

[Truman]

The joke's on YOU, rwaddington. Take this whole Crew fart and stuff it in the trots forum because that's where it belongs.

Is there an admin here that can make sure each and every Wags response automatically filters into trots?

You could allow him to start threads, so that we can see him working........but he'll not be allowed to respond in them.

An internet "straight jacket", if you will?

Someone needs to step in, be the bigger person, and save this tomato can from itself.

Lemme get this straight:

You paint murals with your cunt and you wanna see Wags Trots'd...?

x ∞

Die in a fire, Skank.

[Ana Ng]

Awesome.

Just when I thought you couldn't be any more "creative"?



You got me GOOD, didn'tcha?

[orcinus]

Dachshund shit?

Nice.

[Ana Ng]

One take on a demo song that obviously used different words. This version (much like you) was just the throw-away.

Melt! :D

How great is it when a slob like you waddles behind me with his band of feebes....sniffing my ass, and flailing his arms about like a retard on Jolt.

I'll tell you, you're not very entertaining at this.....but it's blissful to watch you end your horrendous retorts with "melt".


It pretty much makes my night, if you need to know the truth.



I'll be expecting that PM anytime you're ready, Jumbo Jack.

This time, if you don't mind....can you keep it to less than 2 paragraphs.

I really have no interest in knowing how long you've been "message boarding", or how may "friends" you have on this board the "get you".

At this point, a simple......."I think you're cool" will do just fine.

TIA.

[Ana Ng]

How embarrassing for you. Srsly.

Btw, I'm not the only one who gets your "ass kissing" PM's, fatty.

I've seen the ones you've sent other people.

(They CC them to me, because they know what a kick I get outta them)

Toosh.


Oh, and keep telling yourself that I'm "melting over song smack".

BWAHAHAHA!!

The day you "smack" anything other than your lips at the sight of a $.99 McRib sandwich, will be the first.

[RadioFan]

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit counseling.

[Mister Bushice]

OOOOH OKE! LAHOMA where their shirts are smaller than their brains.

and the locals love, to rub one off and then flush their children down the drain.

Oooh, OKE! Lahoma every game them nipples show their eyes

guys just sit and gawk,

and feel their cock, pumping juice that runs right down their thighs.

And when they say, "yow!! Iyip a yow kay yay"

They're only cumming

You're doin' fine Oklahoma,

Oklahoma; not gay.

[Ana Ng]

Ya.

I'm huge.

You're getting better at this, I see.

[Goober McTuber]

Tardspray getting thoroughly worked. By a woman. And he brings out the A material, such as “You’re fat”, “You’re melting”, etc. Classic.