HOLLAS

[Petrus]

WHERE DA WHITE WOMENS AT ??

I COME TO YOU AS MOST RECENT MEMBER OF VERY ESTEEMD "CREW". I HAVE EMPLOYMENT TO BEAT ASS AND TAKE NAMES

I WILL PUNCH YOU ALL SO HARD YOUR TAINT WILL FEEL REPERCUSSION. IT WILL NOT FEEL PLEASANT. STEVO WILL TRACK DOWN YOUR INFORMATIONS AND I WILL FIND YOU AND DESTROY YOU, YOU UGLY PERSONS

TONIGHT WE HAVE CELEBRATION. I WILL POUND MANY BUDS AND BANG WHITE BITCHES UNTIL COCK SHRIVELS UP AND FEELS ITCHY. WE WILL PLAY MARIO KART ON WII AND ROLL HUGE FATTIES

[Mister Bushice]

Hello Petrus, how are your engineering studies going at Polytechnic of Naminia?

I thought he was majoring in phishing?

[White Cock]

Heard about this place at stucknut.

Looks like you need a little balance here.


I'll be around.

[Goober McTuber]

Oh great. Another Sucknut tard. BTW, yet another self-avowed racist will hardly provide any "balance".

[A-Bomb]

Familarity breeds contempt for you, Goober McShit Toober. I can see why.

[Goober McTuber]

Familarity breeds contempt for you, Goober McShit Toober. I can see why.

How can you see anything with Douchebag’s fupa covering your eyes? Go fuck yourself, Ass-Bomb.

[PSUFAN]

Rumor has it Petrus was recruited at Pickle's request. He prefers reamings from those of full pigmentation.

Petrus, it looks like our friendship is at an end. If your kakk dislodges any shoelace caps from Douchebag's colon, send them to Aid For Mexico.

Best of luck. BYE

[Petrus]

Hello Petrus, how are your engineering studies going at Polytechnic of Naminia? Did you make the Dean's List?

I HAVE ENROLLED AT POLYTECHNIC OF NAMIBIA ONLINE COURSES. MY HOME NOW IS IN RURAL GEORGIA WITH CREW. I WILL NOT LET MR M CLUB DOWN. IHAVE TAKEN THE MONIES GRANTED TO ME AND ENROLL IN SCHOOL. I WILL KICK WHITEY ASS BY DAY AND EDUCATE AT NIGHT.

NOW PLEASE, HOW DO YOU SAY...GET FUCKED?

[Douchebag]

i'd like to publically welcome our boy Petrus to The Crew. What Petrus brings is a raw passion to BEAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU PEOPLE. the anger, it FLOWS within him. our dicks literally get hard at how badly this guy wants to FUCK YOU UP.

The Crew is now complete...again.

EAT SSHIT AND DIE

[A-Bomb]

Wow, he has the puka shell necklace and everything.

That is the official sign that you are a full-fledged member of the fucking CREW. That and getting "WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT? HOLLA!" tattooed on your crank.

[Risa]

Wow, he has the puka shell necklace and everything.

OMG

[Risa]

That's nice, mvscal. No man can take on that many women. He'll be dead by morning, otherwise. The Crew are very generous to allow new members exclusive access to all women. That's vaguely Inuit. Petrus is the Matthew Henson of the Crew. I guess they're alright.

[PSUFAN]

getting "WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT? HOLLA!" tattooed on your crank.

Do they make needles that small?

Imagine how pissed a white woman will be if one ever SEES that shit. We haven't heard Pickle complain about it yet.

[Risa]

There's nothing wrong with Pickle except his self-esteem, PSU.

[PSUFAN]

I wasn't talking to you, you keyboard-warping chocolate dirigible.

[Risa]

And mvscal wasn't asking you specifically for your expertise in needle-dicking, PSUFan. Your response was still all good. Can we still be friends? Or at least, still judge and supplicant?

[Petrus]

STAY HTE THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD YOU BOARD-KILLING CUNT. IVE ONLY BEEN A MEMBER OF THE CREW FOR A WEEK AND ALREADY IM TREMBLING WITH THE URDGE TO STOMP YOUR FLABSTEAKS TO DEATH.

GET FUKKKED.

[Mister Bushice]

I wasn't talking to you, you keyboard-warping chocolate dirigible.

Worthy of a double.