What the hell is THIS thing?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon May 19, 2008 4:29 pm

Mike is calling someone a stalker? Fucking priceless. How many people has he stalked/posted their personal info/and called federal agencies on? He sent out his scantily clad satin and lace pics because he thought the chicks here would rub one out and that he'd hopefully get the validation he's been looking for.

His nervous breakdowns and hysterical handwringing never gets old--maybe just a tad bit sadder.

When he posted he was wearing his girlfriend's menstrual panties, I couldn't control my laughter. When I'm on my period, my panty size doesn't increase from normal to industrial sized. But, hey, she's hot. She has to be because in Mike's mind it's reality.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:02 pm

When he posted he was wearing his girlfriend's menstrual panties..

Would that be like a girl putting on a guy's sweaty-nuts Saturday shorts?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:05 pm

OCmike wrote:
When he posted he was wearing his girlfriend's menstrual panties..
Would that be like a girl putting on a guy's sweaty-nuts Saturday shorts?

Pretty much and neither scenario is sexy or remotely attractive. Although women wearing boxer shorts isn't as taboo as some dude doing his best runway walk in some yellowing size 16 panties.

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:06 pm

Katy, I bet your maternity panties weren't that big. If you even bothered with maternity panties.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:09 pm

trev wrote:Katy, I bet your maternity panties weren't that big. If you even bothered with maternity panties.

Nope.

I didn't have to wear maternity underwear. I just bought bigger underwear and I still don't think they were in the size range of Mike's hot 27 (now 28) year old.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:13 pm

I hang out with mothers who NEVER wear underwear that get freaky. Most are 20 years younger than me and they like to get wild.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:15 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I hang out with mothers who NEVER wear underwear that get freaky. Most are 20 years younger than me and they like to get wild.

RACK Psufan.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:22 pm

When GOD fucked Mary and gave her jeeziss, did she go reverse cowboy on him? Did he go gentle on her, or did he push that hymen into the West Bank?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:34 pm

mvscal wrote:Jesus Fuck...some people just never learn.

Yeah, but their stupidity is beneficial for the survival of this community.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon May 19, 2008 8:58 pm

A board needs its...keyboard-mashing trannys?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon May 19, 2008 9:21 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:A board needs its...drunken keyboard-mashing trannys?

FTFY

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon May 19, 2008 11:52 pm

PSUFAN wrote:It looks like you could punch those breasts, and they would just suck your fist in without any movement. In Paul's case, I think you'd get a lot more jiggle...a rude amount, actually.

That's AWESOME PUSboy....no, seriously.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon May 19, 2008 11:53 pm

Risa, he did call them on her. He said he had a friend in the FBI. They showed up at her home and scared her and her children. What's sad is that Mike claimed he did it because he was her friend. He did it out of spite and he knows he did. I know about the entire situation because Mike told me about it and then made comments about it at .net.

are the fish bitin' tonight?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:08 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:A board needs its...keyboard-mashing trannys?

Tards are a dime a dozen. A stumbling drunk keyboard mashing tranny only comes along once in a lifetime. Treasure this.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:12 am

What time does AP log on?
I'll be back then.

ty in advanceum

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:21 am

OCmike wrote:i when it comes to BEATING ASS i could take any of those goddamn nancy fairyboys. fuck them. FUCK THEM in the fucking assholes You and OCirieMikagos should get together for drinks. He likes gay pron too. BTW, I wasn't going to mention it before because it's so weak I figured it'd be a one-n-do...

I'm not deviant at all. Each one of us has played around with homosexuality in their mind. For instance, I told myself when I was fourteen that if I didn't get laid by age 18 that I was going to become gay. Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Wow, shit-trolling has reached a new low. Someone can't even tell another poster "go fuck yourself" using their normal nic? I mean, it's not like you were already logged in as ( ) the ever-epic "AP's Self-of-Steam", were dazzling us with your brilliance and di...

Okay, it's official...I'm an idiot. Fukkers...

Mike, I've looked up the generic anti-psychotic drug you are "supposed" to be taking and I'm thinking the dosage prescribed is too low. For those that click "F5" or "refresh" every 15 seconds, then more power to you that are "above it all" and happy wif your lives. Rock on.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:22 am

poptart wrote:What time does AP log on?
I'll be back then.

ty in advanceum

I'll make time for you this week you tough Korean marrying and citizen of Korea joke.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:29 am

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:32 am

I'll bet you crazy funny guy. I'll bet you've assimilated well over there.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 20, 2008 1:38 am

You took a beating during the initial panties thing...then hung it up for a while...then quietly snuck back in, by way of the Cooking Forum. Everything was going well for your eventual assimilation back into the fold...

...and then it all fell apart.

You are tragic.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:42 am

Martyred wrote:You took a beating during the initial panties thing...then hung it up for a while...then quietly snuck back in, by way of the Cooking Forum. Everything was going well for your eventual assimilation back into the fold...

...and then it all fell apart.

You are tragic.

You are?

Oh, wanna ask Perk for my OTST troll? It's anti-you. Like battery acid on your white pasty skin.

sizzle dough boy... sizzle

RIP Blondie

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 20, 2008 1:57 am

Step away from the bottle, zz.

I can hook you up with some phone numbers of people who can "help". Your 27 year old hottie isn't there right now, is she?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:02 am

Atomic Punk wrote: Mike, I've looked up the generic anti-psychotic drug you are "supposed" to be taking and I'm thinking the dosage prescribed is too low. For those that click "F5" or "refresh" every 15 seconds, then more power to you that are "above it all" and happy wif your lives. Rock on.

Someone needs to detox before clicking "submit". Your post is 90% Tarddowen, yet I get the

tags? Nice try, Beavis.

This was already turning into yet another blurry "Wha...Wha happa?" thread for you, and then you try to go personal info on me (yet again proving Katy is right and KYOA in the process, BTW). Too bad for you that the only reason that you know about my half-craziness is that I've posted about it on this board. Idiot.

Now, for the record, and so that you can update your spreadsheet accordingly, I've never been on anything but brand-name anti-psychotics, thank you very much. Generics? That shit's for old folks and out-of-work uninsured failures who aspire to be ( )bedpan scrubbers at an old folks home. The OL used to have to shoot me in the ass every morning with a 4-inch needle full of Risperdal Consta. That stuff runs about $1600/dose. Generics? Back away from the maraschino cherrie juice...nothing but brand name shit touches my frontal lobe.

Sad thing is, I'm only battling with half a brain and I can still wipe my ass with losers like you.

This is the Shooter's tour, bitch!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:13 am

Throw a bag of fertilizer on any area of dirt, add water, and you'll have a fucked up jerk-off that will create a message board minutes later.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:16 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Throw a bag of fertilizer on any area of dirt, add water, inhale deeply and it'll be just like you're spending summer in Fresno.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue May 20, 2008 3:48 am

Oh goodie! AP's back!
Throw the ball over here!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue May 20, 2008 7:33 am

Katy wrote:
trev wrote:Katy, I bet your maternity panties weren't that big. If you even bothered with maternity panties.
Nope.

I didn't have to wear maternity underwear. I just bought bigger underwear and I still don't think they were in the size range of Mike's hot 27 (now 28) year old.

There's a BIG difference between preggo skivs and silks stolen from a locker at the skydiving institute for everyday use because Lane Bryant kicked you to the curb and Victorias Secret turned out to be "WE DON'T MAKE SHIT FOR (hot) FAT CHICKS".

I'm surprised AP didn't sew together a couple of his own shit panels for her, except I'd guess that strapping on a tampon retentive device with the embroidered words "Tuesday" and Thursday" written on them across badly stitched shit and pissed stained cotton might fuck up even the smartest hot 27 year old chick.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:41 pm

Ken wrote:Oh goodie! AP's back!
Throw the ball over here!

On pagina tres Kengina wrote:
This is why 'completely fucked up' doesn't even begin to describe your current standing in life. While the rest of us aim to build a cirlce of friends in our real lives, you somehow find it important to build friendships and make people like you here. Now, I think we can all agree that you probably haven't gone about it quite the way WE would have if it were important to us, but try you do. Go for it... idiot.

///////////////

Oh, like you didn't respond on page three you self-ass kicker. Face it you eHarmony customer that got a quality "squirter" from another state, a big black gansta will steal that shit from you too... just like your ex left you for.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:52 pm

R-Jack wrote:
OCmike wrote:Sad thing is, I'm only battling with half a brain and I can still wipe my ass with losers like you.

Given the way you closed out your post, I thought you would go with "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast".

The judges would've accepted that as well.

Yeah, I kind of missed my shot at sticking the landing on that one.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue May 20, 2008 3:33 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
Ken wrote:Oh goodie! AP's back!
Throw the ball over here!
On pagina tres Kengina wrote:
This is why 'completely fucked up' doesn't even begin to describe your current standing in life. While the rest of us aim to build a cirlce of friends in our real lives, you somehow find it important to build friendships and make people like you here. Now, I think we can all agree that you probably haven't gone about it quite the way WE would have if it were important to us, but try you do. Go for it... idiot.

///////////////

Oh, like you didn't respond on page three you self-ass kicker.

You are a complete fuckhead. So complete are you in your idiocy that you can't even begin to contrive a reasonably well-founded or thought reply. W/each post, you find new levels of ineptitude. Simply put, your reply is the perfect reflection of your life to date (and most likely for the future)- empty.

I swear... one of these days, we're all going to read about some guy who shaved his head, stripped down, climbed a radio tower and started gunning people down.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 20, 2008 4:06 pm

Ken wrote:So complete are you in your idiocy that you can't even begin to contrive a reasonably well-founded or thought reply.

Priceless.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 20, 2008 4:25 pm

On pagina tres Kengina wrote:

OOOh! He switched to spanish? Now it's ON.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue May 20, 2008 4:50 pm

Su esposa aspira el black cock.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 20, 2008 5:26 pm

BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue May 20, 2008 6:55 pm

La respiración de sus olores de la hermana tiene gusto mi verga.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue May 20, 2008 7:39 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
Ken wrote:Oh goodie! AP's back!
Throw the ball over here!
On pagina tres Kengina wrote:
This is why 'completely fucked up' doesn't even begin to describe your current standing in life. While the rest of us aim to build a cirlce of friends in our real lives, you somehow find it important to build friendships and make people like you here. Now, I think we can all agree that you probably haven't gone about it quite the way WE would have if it were important to us, but try you do. Go for it... idiot.

///////////////

Oh, like you didn't respond on page three you self-ass kicker. Face it you eHarmony customer that got a quality "squirter" from another state, a big black gansta will steal that shit from you too... just like your ex left you for.

Who has AP in the death pool?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue May 20, 2008 7:41 pm

People like him and Risa live to be at least 103. It's God and G0D's little joke on the rest of us.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue May 20, 2008 7:50 pm

OCmike wrote:People like him and Risa live to be at least 103. It's God and G0D's little joke on the rest of us.

The only thing keeping Androgynous Punk from hanging himself with his own panties from the rafters is his need to log in to this board.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue May 20, 2008 8:10 pm

Katy wrote:
OCmike wrote:People like him and Risa live to be at least 103. It's God and G0D's little joke on the rest of us.
The only thing keeping Androgynous Punk from hanging himself with his own panties from the rafters is his need to log in to this board.

That and the number of times he'd have to loop it around the beam to make it short enough to do the job.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue May 20, 2008 8:15 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
Katy wrote:
OCmike wrote:People like him and Risa live to be at least 103. It's God and G0D's little joke on the rest of us.
The only thing keeping Androgynous Punk from hanging himself with his own panties from the rafters is his need to log in to this board.
That and the number of times he'd have to loop it around the beam to make it short enough to do the job.

He's holding out for the day he's able to explain away this current disgrace to reclaim his imaginary board cred.

Maybe when someone pats him on the back and says "It happens to all of us," he'll still continue on his downward spiral past the depths of rock bottom. At least the internet allows us a front row seat to witness the hilarity of it all.

At least I'm hopeful.