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Ken wrote:Oh goodie! AP's back!
Throw the ball over here!
On pagina tres Kengina wrote:
This is why 'completely fucked up' doesn't even begin to describe your current standing in life. While the rest of us aim to build a cirlce of friends in our real lives, you somehow find it important to build friendships and make people like you here. Now, I think we can all agree that you probably haven't gone about it quite the way WE would have if it were important to us, but try you do. Go for it... idiot.

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Oh, like you didn't respond on page three you self-ass kicker. Face it you eHarmony customer that got a quality "squirter" from another state, a big black gansta will steal that shit from you too... just like your ex left you for.
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R-Jack wrote:
OCmike wrote:Sad thing is, I'm only battling with half a brain and I can still wipe my ass with losers like you.
Given the way you closed out your post, I thought you would go with "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast".

The judges would've accepted that as well.
Yeah, I kind of missed my shot at sticking the landing on that one.
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Atomic Punk wrote:
Ken wrote:Oh goodie! AP's back!
Throw the ball over here!
On pagina tres Kengina wrote:
This is why 'completely fucked up' doesn't even begin to describe your current standing in life. While the rest of us aim to build a cirlce of friends in our real lives, you somehow find it important to build friendships and make people like you here. Now, I think we can all agree that you probably haven't gone about it quite the way WE would have if it were important to us, but try you do. Go for it... idiot.

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Oh, like you didn't respond on page three you self-ass kicker.
You are a complete fuckhead. So complete are you in your idiocy that you can't even begin to contrive a reasonably well-founded or thought reply. W/each post, you find new levels of ineptitude. Simply put, your reply is the perfect reflection of your life to date (and most likely for the future)- empty.

I swear... one of these days, we're all going to read about some guy who shaved his head, stripped down, climbed a radio tower and started gunning people down.
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Ken wrote:So complete are you in your idiocy that you can't even begin to contrive a reasonably well-founded or thought reply.
Priceless.
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On pagina tres Kengina wrote:
OOOh! He switched to spanish? Now it's ON.
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Su esposa aspira el black cock.
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BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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La respiración de sus olores de la hermana tiene gusto mi verga.
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Atomic Punk wrote:
Ken wrote:Oh goodie! AP's back!
Throw the ball over here!
On pagina tres Kengina wrote:
This is why 'completely fucked up' doesn't even begin to describe your current standing in life. While the rest of us aim to build a cirlce of friends in our real lives, you somehow find it important to build friendships and make people like you here. Now, I think we can all agree that you probably haven't gone about it quite the way WE would have if it were important to us, but try you do. Go for it... idiot.

///////////////

Oh, like you didn't respond on page three you self-ass kicker. Face it you eHarmony customer that got a quality "squirter" from another state, a big black gansta will steal that shit from you too... just like your ex left you for.
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People like him and Risa live to be at least 103. It's God and G0D's little joke on the rest of us.
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OCmike wrote:People like him and Risa live to be at least 103. It's God and G0D's little joke on the rest of us.
The only thing keeping Androgynous Punk from hanging himself with his own panties from the rafters is his need to log in to this board.
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Katy wrote:
OCmike wrote:People like him and Risa live to be at least 103. It's God and G0D's little joke on the rest of us.
The only thing keeping Androgynous Punk from hanging himself with his own panties from the rafters is his need to log in to this board.
That and the number of times he'd have to loop it around the beam to make it short enough to do the job.
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Mister Bushice wrote:
Katy wrote:
OCmike wrote:People like him and Risa live to be at least 103. It's God and G0D's little joke on the rest of us.
The only thing keeping Androgynous Punk from hanging himself with his own panties from the rafters is his need to log in to this board.
That and the number of times he'd have to loop it around the beam to make it short enough to do the job.
He's holding out for the day he's able to explain away this current disgrace to reclaim his imaginary board cred.

Maybe when someone pats him on the back and says "It happens to all of us," he'll still continue on his downward spiral past the depths of rock bottom. At least the internet allows us a front row seat to witness the hilarity of it all.

At least I'm hopeful.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Why do her legs look normal? That is whats weird about it
The thread was hijacked, but frankly that's the first thing I thought as well. I know native americans are usually apple shaped, but that's a little too extreme. I'm thinking there's a wytch in this somewhere. It would depend on what type of photos are usually hosted at the site this picture came from.

And I hope your wife has a better summer, and a better fall start.
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Risa wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:Why do her legs look normal? That is whats weird about it
The thread was hijacked, but frankly that's the first thing I thought as well. I know native americans are usually apple shaped, but that's a little too extreme.
No one gives a flying fuck what you thought. Native Americans are apple shaped? Then are the majority of black women watermelon shaped? Fuck off and die.
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Hello, Grampa McTuber. I was going by observation. Out here, many Native Americans carry weight around middle instead of around hips, thighs and ass. I may be wrong.

Tenuous thread: About .com on generic apple versus pear in women
A study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) provides new evidence suggesting that mildly overweight people live longer than those who are too thin. However, body shape -- not weight -- is the single most powerful predictor of women's future health, according to women's health expert Dr. Marie Savard, who draws on extensive research in her new book, Apples & Pears: The Body Shape Solution to Weight Loss and Wellness. Dr. Savard noted that body shape was not included in the JAMA study's analysis.

"Apple-shaped women -- who gain weight around their middle -- are more likely to develop disorders like heart disease, diabetes and breast cancer. Pear-shaped women -- who add pounds around their hips, buttocks and thighs -- are more susceptible to problems like osteoporosis," said Dr. Savard.
The New York Times version (2004), generic apple versus pear
Researchers from Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center in Winston-Salem, N.C., said the amount of fat in and around the abdominal organs appeared to be a good indicator of a woman's heart attack risk in the study's participants, a group of women over 70.

Overall fat did not appear to be an issue, said the researchers, led by Dr. Barbara J. Nicklas.

Fat that accumulates in the abdominal organs is less obvious than overall obesity, but women with more abdominal fat are often described as "apple" shaped, rather than "pear" shaped. For the study, the researchers followed the health of women ages 70 to 79 for four and a half years.

The gender version, euro style:
He used to swivel his hips but now he tucks in his tummy. The average British man boasts a beer gut and an "apple" shape, with his waistline often wobbling beyond his hips, according to a study of 38,000 adults.

While most women have retained a traditional "pear-shaped" figure, a growing number are joining the rotund ranks of the men. Little Ms Average in Northern Ireland, north-east England, East Anglia and Wales has also swelled into an apple shape.

The findings are a concern because people with an apple profile are at higher risk of developing conditions such as coronary heart disease, stroke, high blood pressure and diabetes. Anti-obesity campaigners warned last week that measuring your waistline is a better indicator of health prospects than checking the bathroom scales. ...Apple shapes are defined as a waist to hip ratio of 0.95 and above for a man and 0.85 and over for a woman....
The British are very disrespectful. I can't believe that was actually written in THAT way. By the way, I think the chick at the beginning of this thread would be described as apple-shaped, since her weight distribution is around her middle instead of her ass, thigh and hips. She looks Native American, to me, and that's where all of this is coming from. I hope you are in fine health, yourself, Gramps. Take care.
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Risa, I bet you're a fat hog that sucks black clit.
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The black women around here seem to gain weight around their necks, breasts, middle, hips, buttocks, thighs and cankles. I am in excellent health and fine fettle BTW.
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Goober McTuber wrote:The black women around here seem to gain weight around their necks, breasts, middle, hips, buttocks, thighs and cankles. I am in excellent health and fine fettle BTW.
Thats a cute word, Grampa. 'Fettle' :lol: Can I get a photo? And not just because I missed out -- again -- on all the females getting pictures last go-round (ie - AP). I always miss out. Don't let me miss out. Are you barrel chested and trim-waisted? or do you look like James Caan in Rollerball, trim and pimp all over (thanks, CW)?
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Must've been recently, since I haven't gotten racked lately.
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RACK Mgo.
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Risa wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:The black women around here seem to gain weight around their necks, breasts, middle, hips, buttocks, thighs and cankles. I am in excellent health and fine fettle BTW.
Thats a cute word, Grampa. 'Fettle' :lol: Can I get a photo? And not just because I missed out -- again -- on all the females getting pictures last go-round (ie - AP). I always miss out. Don't let me miss out. Are you barrel chested and trim-waisted? or do you look like James Caan in Rollerball, trim and pimp all over (thanks, CW)?
Some people seem to think I look like Sam Elliott with a large cucumber stuffed in his pants.

No one got any photos of me. I did just get a new digital camera, though.
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Goober McTuber wrote:RACK Mgo.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Some people seem to think I look like Sam Elliott with a large cucumber stuffed in his pants.
Why would you have a large cucumber stuffed in your pants?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Some people seem to think I look like Sam Elliott with a large cucumber stuffed in his pants.
Why would you have a large cucumber stuffed in your pants?
His pants. Not my pants. You don’t read so good.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Some people seem to think I look like Sam Elliott with a large cucumber stuffed in his pants.
Why would you have a large cucumber stuffed in your pants?
His pants. Not my pants. You don’t read so good.

So if Sam Elliott stuffed a cucumber in his pants, he'd look like you. Got it. Why don't you use the toilet like everyone else.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Some people seem to think I look like Sam Elliott with a large cucumber stuffed in his pants.
No one got any photos of me. I did just get a new digital camera, though.
You look like Mark Twain, then. My labyrinth is magic, if your riverboat is fab. Bwahahah, j/k. :lol: :? :meds: Yeah, I'm lame. So anyway, when are you gonna do a PET?
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Risa wrote:So anyway, when are you gonna do a PET?
As soon as I can get my hands on Cuda’s poodle.
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This thread once held such promise...now, it has devolved into Risa begging for cockpics. That's why we don't like you so much, Risa...you kill the funny and then you beg for penis. Most of us would prefer things not to go that way.

Would it kill you to just try to be funny, or would your death just be an added bonus?
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mvscal wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:you kill the funny and then you beg for penis.
It's cool. Her inbox is probably already stuffed with pics of AP's junk hanging out of a ballerina's tutu.

RACK mvscal for knowing how to put a thread back on track.
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It's a good thing those orange aprons are completely opaque.

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I hope no one here was stupid enough to give AP their phone numbers. He'll drunk dial you and threaten to run your with his epic "your wife sucks black cocks" smack. He'll tell you of the days he ruled this place and how he is the ultimate smacker with skillz that way surpass ours.

I, for one, am terrified. :lol:
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Katy wrote:I hope no one here was stupid enough to give AP their phone numbers. He'll drunk dial you and threaten to run your with his epic "your wife sucks black cocks" smack. He'll tell you of the days he ruled this place and how he is the ultimate smacker with skillz that way surpass ours.

I, for one, am terrified. :lol:

Actually, he wasn't like that at all. I should be disappointed, but I'm coming to accept my experiences here are not exactly the same as everyone else's. Again, I hope he made it up to Lovebuzz for doing that to her, for the wrong reasons. Abuse and fear for a friend is a big deal. Using those for personal gain, for spite, for vengeance is not cool. That's what's disappointing. Drunkeness is no excuse.
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Risa wrote:
Katy wrote:I hope no one here was stupid enough to give AP their phone numbers. He'll drunk dial you and threaten to run your with his epic "your wife sucks black cocks" smack. He'll tell you of the days he ruled this place and how he is the ultimate smacker with skillz that way surpass ours.

I, for one, am terrified. :lol:

Actually, he wasn't like that at all. I should be disappointed, but I'm coming to accept my experiences here are not exactly the same as everyone else's. Again, I hope he made it up to Lovebuzz for doing that to her, for the wrong reasons. Abuse and fear for a friend is a big deal. Using those for personal gain, for spite, for vengeance is not cool. That's what's disappointing. Drunkeness is no excuse.

It doesn't matter what his reasons were. You don't call the feds, employers, etc. on someone from a message board that you've never met in real life FOR ANY REASON.

Why would anyone want to mess with someone else's life like that? I don't care what his reasons were--it's creepy. He's creepy.
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I'm coming to accept my experiences here are not exactly the same as everyone else's.
Go grind one out on a wood chipper.
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Risa wrote: I'm coming to accept my experiences here are not exactly the same as everyone else's.
When you come around to hating your own posts they will be.
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Katy wrote:
Risa wrote:
Katy wrote:I hope no one here was stupid enough to give AP their phone numbers. He'll drunk dial you and threaten to run your with his epic "your wife sucks black cocks" smack. He'll tell you of the days he ruled this place and how he is the ultimate smacker with skillz that way surpass ours.

I, for one, am terrified. :lol:

Actually, he wasn't like that at all. I should be disappointed, but I'm coming to accept my experiences here are not exactly the same as everyone else's. Again, I hope he made it up to Lovebuzz for doing that to her, for the wrong reasons. Abuse and fear for a friend is a big deal. Using those for personal gain, for spite, for vengeance is not cool. That's what's disappointing. Drunkeness is no excuse.

It doesn't matter what his reasons were. You don't call the feds, employers, etc. on someone from a message board that you've never met in real life FOR ANY REASON.

Why would anyone want to mess with someone else's life like that? I don't care what his reasons were--it's creepy. He's creepy.
RACK the fuck outta that post.
If someone does some shit like that, it could REAL easily put them on a fukkin hit list.
Keep th emessage board shit away and separated from real life
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Agreed, MP. I think AP tries to justify his internet stalking/personal information posting by making up some grandious stories about how he was "helping" a friend. Bullshit. He does it because he thinks it somehow gives him bode or the upper hand in whatever internet fire he stuck his dick in at the moment.

AP's delusions of grandeur have convinced him that he's a noteworthy poster. That simply isn't the case except for in his mind.

He most certainly threatened me when his panty pic was taken public. I remember laughing at him when he PM'd me and told me I'd pay for it and that he'd make my life hell. My response was simple: "What are you going to do to me, AP? Are you going to huff and puff and blow my house in?" Needless to say my lack of enthusiasm or fear ended up with me getting my personal info splashed all over shutyomouth's board.
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Katy wrote:I think AP tries to justify his internet stalking/personal information posting by making up some grandious stories about how he was "helping" a friend.
This usually doesn't go over well.

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