Memorial Day Weekend Palns - Revisited

[peter dragon]

I know the old lady is wearing boy short panties, which I just fucking love,

hells yea rack boy short panties!

oh and fuck working on memorial day!

[Wolfman]

eat- relax-eat- relax-eat-relax
with intervals of beer and swimming in my pool
(repeat)

All went as planned, even with #2 daughter and her husband visiting !

[PSUFAN]

ha ha, rack 88

tough sports weekend for PSUFAN.

[RumpleForeskin]

Saturday
8:00am-8:45am - wake up, walk the dog, shower

Nope. Woke up at 8 am hungover like a motherfucker. Stumbled into the bathroom, took 3 Advil, and somehow managed to get dressed and headed to Starbucks. After taking a shot of $4.00 coffee, I made my way to the middle school gym and proceeded to drop 16 points in a pick up game that is played to 30. I'm a baller, bitches.

8:45am - 9:15am - grab a couple of toquitos from Whataburger and head over to the boat storage
9:15am10:30am - 6:00pm - hitch pops-in-law's Glastron, take it to the house, clean it, and service it.

That fucking boat was a mess. It took me all day to clean it and service it. Had to get a new cranking battery for it at Wal-Mart.

noon - 1:15pm - eat some sammiches (turkey and swiss probably) and rest a bit

Ate me some sammiches, but didn't rest much.

1:15 - 6pm - take the boat out on the lake for some family fun

6pm - midnight - play mario kart, get fucked up in the process, eat some Butterburgers and fuck the shit out of Mrs. Rumps (save the jokes, fags)

Didn't play any MarioKart, but I did fuck Mrs. Rumps and then we went out with another couple to Olive Garden where a lot of hilarity ensued. Came home and slept

Sunday
8:00am - 9:30am - wake up, make a protein shake and go work out at the Y

Pretty much. Worked out and came home and watched a little bit of Groundhog Day

9:30am - 10:30am - get home, shower, and eat a little somethin'

Yep. Had a Honey Bun

10:30am - 2:30pm - take the Glastron back out for some water skiing and tubing

Sort of. Took the boat out with the in-laws around noon and stayed out until 4:30pm. Didn't do any skiing. Mostly rode around and parked a few times in some coves and swam. Drank lots of Bud Light and ate some sammiches.

2:30pm - 4:00pm - marinate some steaks and snakc on some stuff while drinking some Corona

4:00pm 5:30pm - whenever - grill the steaks, eat, and chill

The wives made us some burgers. Chilled and watched the Indy 500 on replay. Went home, showered, and glazed myself in aloe vera, watered the yard, and walked the dog.

Monday
Go work out and then chill the rest of the day.

Didn't workout, but I did make some ribs and chilled. Mrs. Rumps and I watched Charlie Wilson's War (3.5 out of 5 stars) and There Will Be Blood (3 out of 5 stars)

[PSUFAN]

I did fuck Mrs. Rumps and then we went out with another couple to Olive Garden where a lot of hilarity ensued.

Do tell, Rumps. What happened at Olive Garden? I have a few guesses...

[RumpleForeskin]

Do tell, Rumps.

I don't think so.

I have a few guesses...

I'm sure you do.

[PSUFAN]

1. Ms. Rumps threw a crouton in the air, caught it with her mouth and said, "I'm full!" Everyone laughed.
2. The cisco truck had to return a couple of times during your visit.
3. Ms. Rumps tore the seat cover with a ridiculously loud and violent fart. Everyone laughed through the tears.
4. The busboys kept crying for mercy in Spanish.
5. You were thanked, but not asked to return.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

1. Ms. Rumps threw a crouton in the air, caught it with her mouth and said, "I'm full!" Everyone laughed.

[indyfrisco]

Saturday - 5:00 p.m. - 7:15 p.m. - shower, barbecue something using Brent's BBQ sauce, and re-introduction to keg

Sort of. No shower. But did do a beer-butt chicken using Brent's BBQ sauce.

And? How'd it turn out? Use the same recipe? Variations? Hope you don't say you used Tony's. Otherwise, OCMike may have to unretire yet again and gasp at the thought of using spicy season salt.

[Mister Bushice]

eat some Butterburgers and fuck the shit out of Mrs. Rumps

Even if you mixed those two things up, it would make no difference.

[Shoalzie]

tough sports weekend for PSUFAN.

Sorry 'bout that, friend.

[PSUFAN]

I just want to see ONE goal scored, for Pete's sake.

[Shoalzie]

I just want to see ONE goal scored, for Pete's sake.

You're as confused/amazed as I am about how that series has started. I think your guys will break out in the games at the Igloo...I can't see the Wings holding them off the board the entire series. Winning a game in the series on the other hand, we'll see about that.

[indyfrisco]

Saturday - 5:00 p.m. - 7:15 p.m. - shower, barbecue something using Brent's BBQ sauce, and re-introduction to keg

Sort of. No shower. But did do a beer-butt chicken using Brent's BBQ sauce.

And? How'd it turn out? Use the same recipe? Variations? Hope you don't say you used Tony's. Otherwise, OCMike may have to unretire yet again and gasp at the thought of using spicy season salt.

Your recipe didn't mention whether or not you remove the skin from the roaster. I did on the first one, even though I was certain I'd end up with a dry bird. Well, I was wrong. So I skinned this one too. We rubbed it down with evoo, then patted on cracked balck pepper and sea salt. Then sprinkled on a little bit of the shitty barbecue rub I could find at our grocery store. I slathered on the Brent's BBQ at the end, as usual.

It is hard to feed more than 4 people with one bird, so to get a little extra in the same space, I skewered the back of the bird and hung two split breasts off the skewer. That worked fine. I should have made a PET.

I never skin the bird.

I plan to try making one next time and injecting it with my firied turkey spicy marinade which consists of butter, tony's, terriaki and italian dressing. Good chit, mang.

[indyfrisco]

Personally, I like the skin because the olive oil crisps it up and then the BBQ is just money on top of it.

Hell, I may try to inject my sauce in the bird instead. I think it may be too thick for the needle, but we'll see. THat would be some good chit, mang.

[Terry in Crapchester]

1. Ms. Rumps threw a crouton in the air, caught it with her mouth and said, "I'm full!" Everyone laughed.
2. The cisco truck had to return a couple of times during your visit.
3. Ms. Rumps tore the seat cover with a ridiculously loud and violent fart. Everyone laughed through the tears.
4. The busboys kept crying for mercy in Spanish.
5. You were thanked, but not asked to return.

I was going to go with they ran out of food. #2, #4 and #5 were closest.

[Kierland]

Monday - 11:00 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. - hike 18 miles

Sort of. We only went 15 miles.

Is it really a hike if the elevation doesn't change? I think the word you were looking for was "walk."

[Goober McTuber]

hike: To go on an extended walk for pleasure or exercise.

Nope. No mention of a change in elevation.

So Queerland, how about you take a fucking hike. Just for our pleasure.

[Kierland]

Your input has been noted.

[PSUFAN]

Monday - 11:00 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. - hike 18 miles

Sort of. We only went 15 miles.

Is it really a hike if the elevation doesn't change? I think the word you were looking for was "walk."

Jiminy Hendrix Christmas. If you're gonna dine on ankle sushi, can you at least fucking try to be humorous? It's kinda like the golden rule for this forum.

I just glanced at the stapler on my desk...that thing is badly outpacing you in the funny department.

[Kierland]

If you're gonna dine on ankle sushi.

As opposed to what? The none ankle nature of your post? You're kidding right?

humorous

As opposed to what? The funney you just brought? You're kidding right?

[Goober McTuber]

I just glanced at the stapler on my desk...that thing is badly outpacing you in the funny department.

No shit.

[Goober McTuber]

Do you ever stop being a whiny little (sic) attention whore?

That's the Monty Python Killer Rabbit stapler, BTW.

[RumpleForeskin]

That's the Monty Python Killer Rabbit stapler, BTW.

That's no ordinary stapler

[Goober McTuber]

Where did I whine?

The first time? Prolly in the birthing room (outhouse) where your Mama had you.



Rack Goober Mc Tuber

How long have you been bittering now, Roach? 3 years? 4 years?

Way to go, man!

That's one of your standard comebacks when you get bitch-slapped, isn't it Tubby. "Oh, you're bittering." Fucking tard.

[Mister Bushice]

Do you ever stop being a whiny little (sic) attention whore?

That's the Monty Python Killer Rabbit stapler, BTW.

Where did I whine?

Near the Cave of Caerbannog. You also soiled your armor. Twice.

[PSUFAN]

I'd like to suggest a shutyomouth/Roach wytch-off. I think some entertaining material would ensue...far more so than the IKYABWAI they're dropping right now.

Come on, fellahs...FIGHT!! FIGHT!!

[Goober McTuber]

I just like taking a stab at Goober Colonic every now and then to make sure he's still angry at the world.

Angry at the world?

Sheesh. What color is the sky in your world, tubby?

[indyfrisco]

If you're gonna dine on ankle sushi.

As opposed to what? The none ankle nature of your post? You're kidding right?

humorous

As opposed to what? The funney you just brought? You're kidding right?

How's Kansas City this time of year?