When Mexicans won't do the jobs anymore...

[PSUFAN]

Why don't you do a job, you welfare mvscal? We're getting pretty damn sick of supporting your trick-turning ass.

[Mikey]

I wonder if any of those "uncontacted" natives has a glass dick?

[Uncle Fester]

Join the Army and spend the rest of your life collecting Welfare-style disability payments and whining about black people.

I'll bet the old man was proud.

What's the average day like for Stanley the Nazi Pickle?

Do you loiter around the mailbox all day waiting for the mailman to drop off your gub'mint check, or is it all done by electronic deposit?
Does little bro ever bring the boat down to Lake Mendota to take you for a ride and buy you a hot dog?
Do you walk over to Vilas and spend hours in the monkey house, uttering racial slurs under your breath?
Do you dazzle and frighten the co-eds at the Union with your stories about being a hockey star at East before being laid low by artillery shells and treacherous "kniggers?"

Dazzle us already.

[Bobby42]

Well, we'll need to find the next subspieces of human on the evolutionary totem pole that is even more primitive than the wetback.

You mean everything would revert back to the white man? A new beginning?

[Uncle Fester]

No answers, huh? Figures.

You always were a gutless coward.

[MadRussian]