Off to the doctor...

[40 days to live]

I'll be back in time for martinis.

[smackaholic]

If there's any justice in the world, that doc will have about 9 or 10 dewars before suiting up and accidentally kill that old fukk right on the table.

[Derron]

What's the spread on him croaking on the table ??

Not from drunken brain cutter ...but just because..

I am calling a Republican conspiracy to off Ted before he can vote more welfare dollars to the poor down trodden pieces fo shit in our society..

[indyfrisco]

What's the spread on him croaking on the table ??

I'll give you a million to one odds. Let's go $100. You win, I give you $100 million.

[Bobby42]

Shit. The man made it. And he was conscious during surgery, too.
Too bad. He missed out on much needed REM sleep.

[smackaholic]

How can you be sure he was conscious? His incoherent rambling probably isn't much different whether he's awake or passed out.

[Mister Bushice]

Jesus.....

[huh?]

It's nice to see a Kennedy actually plan for a hole in the head

Of all the things I like about these boards, the utter brutality of this place has to rank way up there.

Fucking hilarious.

[smackaholic]

It's nice to see a Kennedy actually plan for a hole in the head

rack r-jack.

you sick fukk, you.