Top 5 internet "error in judgment" rankings

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:42 pm

I didn't know Tom had photos of me.

Should I be calling the feds?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:43 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:he fucked Tara Reid.
Not a terribly singular achievement.

Didn't you fuck Dinah Shore?

That was me

And it wasn't Dinah Shore, it was Ann Coulter

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:43 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I didn't know Tom had photos of me.

Should I be calling the feds?

Didn't you just recently do a PET at a baseball game ?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:44 pm

Yeah. I'm not small.

Also, Whitey smokes about 87 cigs a day. He'd get winded rolling up his sleeves.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:45 pm

BSmack wrote:I didn't realize 'spray was in the over 60 set.

Tough call. I’ve seen his picture. The years have not been kind to him.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:47 pm

all this talk of fighting is getting my DICK hard

god i want to BEAT ASS

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:50 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I didn't know Tom had photos of me.

Should I be calling the feds?

The Feds are still attached like lampreys to Dan Vogel's wife's orifices. She's going to look like Ms. Stretch Armstrong by the time they fall off. I'll still fold her meatflaps over her shoulders and give her a few rough strokes, though...a mercy-fuck, if you will.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:53 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yeah. I'm not small.

Also, Whitey smokes about 87 cigs a day. He'd get winded rolling up his sleeves.

Well I'd have to dig the picture up but you're not an intimidating presence either. Maybe you're tall have a reach advantage or something but you certainly don't look as if you've got much power behind anything you'd throw.

Whitey, looks "scrappy", one of them wiry type dudes that bend but don't break.

But, you have a point on the "winded" thing. Wiry dudes primary advantage is their endurance and if he smokes as much as you say .....

It'd be close. He could be the kind that gets fuel from pure rage, leaves you in a puddle of your own blood and vomit and stumbles off gasping for air - or more precisley - another smoke.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:57 pm

Tom In VA wrote:but you certainly don't look as if you've got much power behind anything you'd throw.

Not until I spin my hat around.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:08 pm

What's with that dude in your avatar, Pitschkle? Has inbreeding flattened him out a bit? When a black kack isn't straightening out his spine, I guess he collapses like a silly straw, eh?

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:22 pm

Forget about these losers, Stanley. We hangin out tonight? I saved a spot for you on the couch.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:23 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
What's with that dude in your avatar, Pitschkle? Has inbreeding flattened him out a bit?

Huh? What the fukkk you talking about, Willis? That is one handsome muddafukkker in my avatar.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:34 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Not until I spin my hat around.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:37 pm

RACK BOTH OverTheTop resets.

Of course the movie in and of itself was - over the top.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:43 pm

Good get, Rumps. Google image let me down.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:48 pm

I think that gif was originally c_u's from a while ago. I used it for a fantasy football league last year during midseason. I never lost a game after I switched to the OTT gif. It was like a switch.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:50 pm

Don't underestimate the power of reversing the cap - Rally Style

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:58 pm

Its Paul just before he enters a Golden Corral

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:08 pm

...somebody had to do it....top 5 error? I think so

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:10 pm

That's a Molson Canadian bottle right there. RACK THAT.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:14 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:I didn't realize 'spray was in the over 60 set.
Tough call. I’ve seen his picture. The years have not been kind to him.
You love me and want to finger me.

Well, you are a big fat pussy.

But no.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:23 pm

Such happy memories. The wytch of Perk and BB getting decapitated was the one moment in the history of Trollboarding where I slid off my chair under the desk, crying with laughter.

If Wendy_Lou_Who had revealed the contents of her inbox, 'she' would have single-handedly dominated the top 5 of this list. Oh, and there's also The Bootie Lover's confession that he licked shitty arsehole for three minutes.

Anyone care to explain the legend of Rumplewife, please?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:35 pm

Nishlord wrote:Anyone care to explain the legend of Rumplewife, please?

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 11&t=18836" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Things start popping at the top of page two.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:38 pm

Rumps introduces himself humbly, and drops the pic on page 2:
viewtopic.php?f=11&t=18836" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
By the fucking way...did anyone ever notice the DATE THE RUMPLEMOUND PIC WAS FIRST POSTED? :?

The crisis deepens:
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RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:51 pm

I know. That was my joined date too. Kinda weird and tragic on so many levels.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:53 pm

Rumps, about 9/11...

...ahhh, never mind.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:54 pm

Oh dear.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:24 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:Thank God for this thread. It should remove ALL doubt there are about 50 bigger tards than Stanley Fukkken Pickle on this board.

No worries. Just wait until the Top 5 cockmunchers rankings come out. You'll get that gold medal yet.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:30 pm

Another “error in judgment” comes to mind. Probably not all that smart to host a trollstop at your own home, allowing a guest to boink your old lady, then suffering the abuse to your credit card when said old lady travels east for an encore. Or two.

pron · Post by **pron** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:52 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Rumps introduces himself humbly, and drops the pic on page 2:

Rack me for asking for his wife's pic on page 1. :wink:

pron wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:the wife
Pic? :D

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:28 pm

Fuck those threads are teh funny

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:48 pm

I remember most of the resets in here, but . . .

PSUFAN wrote:The "desperate phone call to Zyclone" is a pretty bad instinct, as well.

I've never seen such an efficient plungering as JHawk/lk_pk. That one was over before it really began.

Goober McTuber wrote:The BootieLover’s three minutes of fame.

Must have missed those ones. They're not ringing a bell. Any resets available?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:02 am

I'll handle the first one; Jim in Fall River was supposed to be stopping at Zyclone's house, but it fell through. Cue a string of extraordinarily angry phone messages to Zyclone, who sympathetically put them up on the board.

I don't have them, but I do have this.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:20 am

I would like to thank all the participants in the "worst message board decisions". They have delighted me with their failures.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:02 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:then he gets exposed as a stickly little locker-stuffed nerdling.

I did?

I'd like to see you try stuffing my 6' 3" wide shouldered frame in a locker. That wouldn't go well for you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:09 am

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I remember most of the resets in here, but . . .

PSUFAN wrote:
I've never seen such an efficient plungering as JHawk/lk_pk. That one was over before it really began.
Must have missed those ones. They're not ringing a bell. Any resets available?

Ask and ye shall receive.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 11&t=12407" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The NFL forum at it's finest.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:14 am

Nishlord wrote:I'll handle the first one; Jim in Fall River was supposed to be stopping at Zyclone's house, but it fell through. Cue a string of extraordinarily angry phone messages to Zyclone, who sympathetically put them up on the board.

I don't have them, but I do have this.

Bwah!!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:25 am

mvscal wrote: ....holy fuck.

Who did that?

Might have been this guy

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:47 am

mvscal wrote:
Nishlord wrote:I don't have them, but I do have this.
....holy fuck.

Who did that?

I think it was EM.

That clip is an Audio NSFW, BTW.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:49 am

Mister Bushice wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Nishlord wrote:I don't have them, but I do have this.
....holy fuck.

Who did that?
I think it was EM.

That clip is an Audio NSFW, BTW.

That's right. It was Em making fun of JiFR's "I'm Jon Rambo. Out." call in. Haven't listened to that in a long time.