Top 5 internet "error in judgment" rankings

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:53 pm

Rumps, about 9/11...

...ahhh, never mind.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:54 pm

Oh dear.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:24 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:Thank God for this thread. It should remove ALL doubt there are about 50 bigger tards than Stanley Fukkken Pickle on this board.

No worries. Just wait until the Top 5 cockmunchers rankings come out. You'll get that gold medal yet.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:30 pm

Another “error in judgment” comes to mind. Probably not all that smart to host a trollstop at your own home, allowing a guest to boink your old lady, then suffering the abuse to your credit card when said old lady travels east for an encore. Or two.

pron · Post by **pron** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:52 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Rumps introduces himself humbly, and drops the pic on page 2:

Rack me for asking for his wife's pic on page 1. :wink:

pron wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:the wife
Pic? :D

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:28 pm

Fuck those threads are teh funny

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:48 pm

I remember most of the resets in here, but . . .

PSUFAN wrote:The "desperate phone call to Zyclone" is a pretty bad instinct, as well.

I've never seen such an efficient plungering as JHawk/lk_pk. That one was over before it really began.

Goober McTuber wrote:The BootieLover’s three minutes of fame.

Must have missed those ones. They're not ringing a bell. Any resets available?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:02 am

I'll handle the first one; Jim in Fall River was supposed to be stopping at Zyclone's house, but it fell through. Cue a string of extraordinarily angry phone messages to Zyclone, who sympathetically put them up on the board.

I don't have them, but I do have this.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:20 am

I would like to thank all the participants in the "worst message board decisions". They have delighted me with their failures.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:02 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:then he gets exposed as a stickly little locker-stuffed nerdling.

I did?

I'd like to see you try stuffing my 6' 3" wide shouldered frame in a locker. That wouldn't go well for you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:09 am

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I remember most of the resets in here, but . . .

PSUFAN wrote:
I've never seen such an efficient plungering as JHawk/lk_pk. That one was over before it really began.
Must have missed those ones. They're not ringing a bell. Any resets available?

Ask and ye shall receive.

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MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:14 am

Nishlord wrote:I'll handle the first one; Jim in Fall River was supposed to be stopping at Zyclone's house, but it fell through. Cue a string of extraordinarily angry phone messages to Zyclone, who sympathetically put them up on the board.

I don't have them, but I do have this.

Bwah!!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:25 am

mvscal wrote: ....holy fuck.

Who did that?

Might have been this guy

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:47 am

mvscal wrote:
Nishlord wrote:I don't have them, but I do have this.
....holy fuck.

Who did that?

I think it was EM.

That clip is an Audio NSFW, BTW.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:49 am

Mister Bushice wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Nishlord wrote:I don't have them, but I do have this.
....holy fuck.

Who did that?
I think it was EM.

That clip is an Audio NSFW, BTW.

That's right. It was Em making fun of JiFR's "I'm Jon Rambo. Out." call in. Haven't listened to that in a long time.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:01 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
R-Jack wrote:I remember back in the day, ...I was special.
Did you work today or did you wake up at 6 AM and instead of paying attention to your female version of a horse, and the brat(s) she's squeezed out in your steed... I just looked at the other thread where you actually began your morning with the same AP response but with different variations of the nick and of course the same Marv Albert that works so well.

There is something that is seriously wrong with some loser that is going nowhere in life where the beginning of his week is dedicated to an anti-AP rant... and with "puke" pics to top it off...

Are they cutting back your hours at the retail biz? Do you see that you really have no future with a horse-headed wife, brats, and a mortgage working in retail? I know how bad it sucks but at least I don't have to do it too much longer.

Oh, I won't respond to the others that have been on this since last Fall. Tell you what R-Jackoff... I'll only respond to you in the future no matter how many of the others bait...

Ugly wife, kids, you getting fatter and pastier, a mortgage on a shitty looking meth house on what looks to be a highway...

6 AM and this dude is obsessing about me, and is still bitching and moaning this late in another thread?

Enjoy living la vida loca dude!

Fuck you pasty!

Wow AP still bringing it even without a daily dose of Tommy's. Rack you dude.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:13 am

War Wagon wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:I remember most of the resets in here, but . . .

PSUFAN wrote:
I've never seen such an efficient plungering as JHawk/lk_pk. That one was over before it really began.
Must have missed those ones. They're not ringing a bell. Any resets available?
Ask and ye shall receive.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 11&t=12407" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Holy fukkkkkk. Chowd103 went yard

chowd103 wrote:Hold the fuck on.

Hawk hit that?

Rack 'em!!!

Dude was most likely on the rebound when confronted with such a dilemma.

Jayhawk:If I'm smooth, I'm getting some mad pussy tonight. God, I could use some!

25 minutes later......

<ring riiiiiing>

Jayhawk: Hullo?

Lk_Pick: Hey Hawk. Listen. I'm in a jam. Gotta move some shit. Fridge, couch, a table... some stained blankets...but that's another story Haa haaa haaa. Listen hun, have you got a dolly?

Jayhawk:Have I got a dolly? I have 2, bitch!
Have you got a pussy?

Lk_Pick Uh...yeah...duh....

Jayhawk Is it clean?

Lk_Pick No. Not right now it isn't.
-But it could be in a couple hours.

Jayhawk Nice! See ya at 7.

Lk_Pick Make it 8.

Jayhawk Cool! Late!! <click>

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:20 am

War Wagon wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:I remember most of the resets in here, but . . .

PSUFAN wrote:
I've never seen such an efficient plungering as JHawk/lk_pk. That one was over before it really began.
Must have missed those ones. They're not ringing a bell. Any resets available?
Ask and ye shall receive.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 11&t=12407" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Not complete without the wytchin's...........

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:26 am

Nishlord wrote:Such happy memories. The wytch of Perk and BB getting decapitated was the one moment in the history of Trollboarding where I slid off my chair under the desk, crying with laughter.

If Wendy_Lou_Who had revealed the contents of her inbox, 'she' would have single-handedly dominated the top 5 of this list. Oh, and there's also The Bootie Lover's confession that he licked shitty arsehole for three minutes.

Anyone care to explain the legend of Rumplewife, please?

Somehwere in Hoontah's Doomsday DB there exisits pics of a certain limey who got all drunked out and went AP before AP went AP (sans the panties)

I'm outta town and am too lazy to go looking but the results made Whitey look like Swartzenegger

This ringing any bells yet?

BTW - The NoCal Credit card saga was pretty good reading back in the day

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:20 am

IndyFrisco wrote:
That's right. It was Em making fun of JiFR's "I'm Jon Rambo. Out." call in. Haven't listened to that in a long time.

Er, that was me who did that, actually. And what the fuck is an Audio NSFW?

And yes, I posed for a pic in a sequin g-string long ago and far away, when I did a magazine article about being a male stripper for a night (and was consequently so good at it that I did it as a part-time job for 2 years).

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:55 pm

Papa Willie wrote:PS: I bet you weigh 400 lbs..

Less than half that, fatso. Eat your heart out.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:43 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:PS: I bet you weigh 400 lbs..
Less than half that, fatso. Eat your heart out.

No need. We're already handling that.

Sincerely,
Cholestrol

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:48 pm

Hard to imagine looking at a top 5 'error in judgement' list and not find Roger_the_Wheelchair on it.

... you ASS!!!

All of the five listed are worthy of consideration, Mgo.

Honestly, KFC Paul, over the past decade, has had so many board faux pas that they all sort of blur together like his favorite DQ Butterfinger Blizzard.
The theft of orc's take has to be his Mona Lisa though.
What kind of mind would judge that to be a correct thing to do?

The same kind of mind that would probably see fit to cater his daughter's wedding with Tasty Freeze corn dogs trucked in and served on paper plates.

A fat ignorant hayseed.

Paul's still got so damn many shit-post laps on his docket that he'll never get 'em in, and I figure the inheritance he'll leave to his boy Bodean will be 12,487 shit-post laps or something.

AP's 'error' might be the greatest, however, because it is on-going.

Regardless of the details of HOW or WHY a pic of AP prancing in panties ended up on the board, he should have faced the fact that the only course of action was to take a page out of JFlock's playbook and simply ... EJECT.

But instead, with a good half-dozen plungers so far up his hole that it looked like a game of pin the tail on the aorta, he decided to go on the offensive. LMAO

All y'all's wives are fat bbc lovers.
I've got hotties evArywhAre.
Someone from the board called my workplace and got me drug tested.
I trolled trash boards for fat middle aged ho's, but ended up cyber-wanking w/fat balding middle age dudes with very large boilers.

And now, I think, he's going to give someone the dreaded ... silent treatment.

I don't know what to make of that, and I frankly can't keep track of who AP now has, or has not, decided he will speak to.

Sounds like the sort of thing chicks do.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:43 pm

I think Goobs is a runner though. I recall reading a thread where he and Truman were taking each other to school on the finer details of distance running. So I wouldn't guess Goobs as being fat if he can run distance like that.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:12 pm

Papa Willie wrote:It's easy to say that when you've never posted a picture of yourself.

Looking for some fresh jack-off material? Face facts:

I'm better looking than you.

I'm in much better shape than you.

And I'm much smarter than you. Which means you'll not be seeing my picture any time soon.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:19 pm

Sorry to break into the IKYABWAI - but poptart needs RACKED.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:56 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:I think Goobs is a runner though. I recall reading a thread where he and Truman were taking each other to school on the finer details of distance running. So I wouldn't guess Goobs as being fat if he can run distance like that.
He probably owns apartment buildings and shopping centers as well. Watch him burn you fools!!!!

$20 to whomever remembers that one.

Earache My Eye.

Pay up.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:15 pm

Help me out here, tubby. Are you “bittering” or “melting” now?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:27 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:... “bittering” ... “melting” ...

Hey mods, Cooking Forum, NOW!

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:15 am

Heya Tart.

Same old song and dance I see, with your toady in tow.

Anything new to say since 2003?

PS - "Plunger" mentionings went out in 02.

Just an FYI.

Now back to you with the wheelchair....stuff. Always a goody.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:56 pm

Dearest Roger,

2003?

This board opened in 2005.
You were run not too long after the opening.

You're a bright bulb when you're not highly medicated, so surely you can recognize that you've had some fairly large 'errors in judgement' in your illustrious posting career, no?

I'm not here to trash you over it, just stating what I thought was already obvious to the masses.

Happy Thursday!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:26 pm

"Plunger" mentionings went out in 02.

...and you answered each and every one of them dutifully - EAGERLY.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:44 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Help me out here, tubby. Are you “bittering” or “melting” now?
How about "fishing", "playing" or "napping"?

How about “sucking”?

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:14 am

#5---Viper and his thoughts about the trolls with their hands on their cocks while tries to score with some stripper.
#4---NoCal/Russ credit card debacle
#3---Blondie and the "snatchmonster"
#2---Bootie Lover and his shittyass licking story.....to be followed with Euro's(nishlord) "I Like Stank Butts" song.
#1---Roger the Shrubbers owl hooting frenzy and the song parody that just about made me piss myself.

RACK! this whole thread.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:36 pm

Diego in Seattle's admission that preschoolers didn't know how sexually arousing (to him) they were has to get at least some mention.

His fellow board-lefties have forgiven him, though.

Maybe there's a lesson there for AP: become a socialist and that panty photo will be forgotten.

Trollfessor · Post by **Trollfessor** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:48 pm

Yeah it is a late entry, but TVO's coming out thread deserves some votes.

Maybe this thing needs to be a top 10 ranking instead, lots of people have earned "recognition."

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:01 pm

I'll toss in Thad posting a golfing picture that looked uncannily like this advert;

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:30 am

Trollfessor wrote: TVO

Stupid much?

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:28 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Trollfessor wrote: TVO
Stupid much?

Suck cock much?
I bet you have racing stripes on your tonsils, semen junkie
You get pounded in the ass so much you shit doughnuts, huh twinkles?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:11 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Trollfessor wrote: TVO
Stupid much?

I think this would be an excellent time for Moving Sale to come in and rack his bad self with his TVO troll.