stick a fork in Obama because he's done

[JayDuck]

Part of his appeal is his "inexperience", if anyone is a Washington outsider, it's a junior Senator. Perhaps too new to be corrupt, yet.

And this is exactly why McCain is such a poor choice to represent the Republicans.

Honestly, the election is going to be interesting. It would have been with either Obama or Clinton as the Dem nominee. All 3 candidates would be extremely easy to beat, in most years, but somehow each side decided to do their best to sabotage themselves.

McCain is a fucking corpse who delivers speeches as if he's in the middle of having a stroke. The status quo has the worst approval rating possible and Republicans are getting flushed out of office faster than runny shit.

All the dems had to do was trot out somebody in a timely fashion, who would get most of their voters to turn out, and they could have easily beaten that zombie. Instead, they split their party in half.

[RadioFan]

News readers are some of the dumbest people on planet earth yet they are articulate.

As opposed to non-news readers?

[Tom In VA]

News readers are some of the dumbest people on planet earth yet they are articulate.

As opposed to non-news readers?

My gut is telling me mvscal is talking about the mouthpieces on T.V. and such reading teleprompters.

[BSmack]

The Obamas are not "dumb"...but even if they were, how would that interfere with their ability to populate the West Wing? We just waddled through 8 years under the stupidest jackass ever to bray on Pennsylvania Avenue...and that was just fine as far as you were concerned.

Chimpy is an Einstein by comparison. Public speaking ability has no bearing on intelligence. News readers are some of the dumbest people on planet earth yet they are articulate.

Obama isn't a news reader, he's a Magna Cum Laude graduate of Harvard Law School, a twice published bestselling author and a former President of the Harvard Law Review. Get your head out of your ass.

[Tom In VA]

Harvard Law is not a cakewalk.


Sincerely,
#32 You Know Who

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Obama isn't a news reader, he's a Magna Cum Laude graduate of Harvard Law School, a twice published bestselling author and a former President of the Harvard Law Review.

If Obama's "dumb" then I guess that makes the rest of us legally retarded.

[Tom In VA]

Porc members are courted by the New World Order as well. Can Obama be trusted ?

[PSUFAN]

I don't know what to do for you if you think W is smarter than either Obama. Charitably, I can only say that your faculties of perception appear to be greatly compromised...I hope you get the help you need.

Of all the things to take issue against them with..."they're dumb" is a cop-out. After Chimpy, they'll be sandblasting the stupid off the walls for fucking decades.

Come on, idiots - come a little harder than "They're DUMB!!" and "THEY HATE WHITEY!!!"...if only to make it somewhat interesting this time around.

[Sirfindafold]

He isn't dumb. He's got all you liberal lemmings fooled. I guess that makes him smart.

Can anyone list his achievements during his short career in govenrment?

[Morte]

Oshuckandjive is every bit an idiot. You know idiots by their assumptions concerning the intelligence of others.

He decided to run for president thinking that the stupid ass-kissy whites predominate. He has miscalculated in true idiot fashion. He has labored under the impression that enough whites are of the fucking retarded self-hating stripe like Fagler and ayers. He's shocked that whites actually object to the anti white shit spewed out of trinity and his own fucking mouth (see 'Frisco fundraiser).

As for his education etc: self-hating whites can just go on and pretend that Omacaca isn't a W-T Guilt Quota Suckcess Story.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Interesting meltdown there "Morte".

Now then, come on out behind the troll and tell us what you "really" think.

And leaving out all of the asinine labels and nonsense rhetoric would be just peachy.

[JayDuck]

Oshuckandjive is every bit an idiot. You know idiots by their assumptions concerning the intelligence of others.

He decided to run for president thinking that the stupid ass-kissy whites predominate. He has miscalculated in true idiot fashion. He has labored under the impression that enough whites are of the fucking retarded self-hating stripe like Fagler and ayers. He's shocked that whites actually object to the anti white shit spewed out of trinity and his own fucking mouth (see 'Frisco fundraiser).

As for his education etc: self-hating whites can just go on and pretend that Omacaca isn't a W-T Guilt Quota Suckcess Story.

Did you really need to hide behind a new troll to post that? Its not like you can't say that type of thing here.

There are plenty of racists here. Most of them, at least, aren't cowards about it.

[Tom In VA]

As for his education etc: self-hating whites can just go on and pretend that Omacaca isn't a W-T Guilt Quota Suckcess Story.

Even IF that were true. He demonstrated somewhere along the lines enough proficiency in academia to merit the opportunity. Quota systems and AA do not take severely underqualified candidates. Typically it involves something along the lines of: 15 slots available 2 must be filled with the most qualified representative of an ethnic group, in this case, black. Granted 2 people who have met the quals will not be given the opportunity but the 2 blacks that are given the opportunity are not that far behind - if at all - in terms of overall potential and demonstrated proficiency.

[Wolfman]

Can anyone list his achievements during his short career in govenrment?

Give Bri in Crapchester---errr---B-Smack time and he'll come up with something.

[PSUFAN]

pretend that Omacaca isn't a W-T Guilt Quota Suckcess Story.

Try that in English, nimrod.

As for the accomplishments of a POTUS...list them for Bush, can you? What did that halfwit do in two terms of office?

[Sirfindafold]

As for the accomplishments of a POTUS...list them for Bush, can you? What did that halfwit do in two terms of office?

John Roberts, Samuel Alito and he didn't get caught banging some fat bitch in the Oval Office.

Got that list for Obama yet?

[PSUFAN]

Two political appointments and a failure to bang skanks...that's all you've got, shitsucker?

Yeah...sterling endorsement...for his fellow simpletons like you.

[Sirfindafold]

Two political appointments and a failure to bang skanks...that's all you've got, shitsucker?

Yeah...sterling endorsement...for his fellow simpletons like you.

What endorsement?

Got that list yet?

[PSUFAN]

The whole "Bush is smart" song and dance...you're sure you want to go there?

[Tom In VA]

Verbal skills are not his strong suit.


Sincerely,
Marcus Allen

[PSUFAN]

What are his strong points? He definitely plays the credulous moron role well.

He's good at trying to judge a KGB ninja's sincerity by "looking into his eyes".

He's good at having unrealistic, even childish beliefs about what might be achievable in the Mid East, facts and earnest warnings and 4k dead be damned.

He's good at cutting shit down in his backyard.

Fucking great...the people that think this jackass is smart are telling us Obama's stupid? That's some good shit.

[Smackie Chan]

The whole "Bush is smart" song and dance...you're sure you want to go there?

Pickle says his meds make him feel intellectually like Einstein. Maybe if you take enough of them, Dubya will seem smart, too.

[Tom In VA]

I don't know what the requirements are to fly jets but somewhere along the way he demonstrated some proficiency in math and - I guess physics.

[PSUFAN]

And how are we to know that? You don't think some privileged folks get flyboy jobs?

Tom - please. The guy's almost out. You can come clean now...it's OK!

We've all seen him speak, we've seen those mental gears grinding away behind the podium. You think he can make a split-second decision in a fighter jet, if he can't blurt out a couple of the lines his policy wonks worked on with him all morning? You'd want him piloting a vehicle that screams through the sky, dispensing death?

We all KNOW that guy's a simpleton, man. Just EJECT.

[BSmack]

Obama isn't a news reader, he's a Magna Cum Laude graduate of Harvard Law School,

And Chimpy is a Harvard MBA. What's your point?

Obama wasn't a legacy, nor did he skate by with a "gentleman's C" average. He also didn't spend the next 20 years of his life laying waste to his brain cells.

[PSUFAN]

He's good at having unrealistic, even childish beliefs about what might be achievable in the Mid East, facts and earnest warnings and 4k dead be damned.

That is an opinion that is coming quickly unravelled by events on the ground.

Yes, our forces are making measurable progress in Iraq. However...I guess you forgot what Bush himself was aiming at going in, eh? You're prepared to categorize his personal aims as...realistic?

This'll be good.

[Smackie Chan]

Gotta give credit where it's due...

A few years ago I read Shrub by this board's favorite dead political pundit, Molly Ivins. In it, she recounted the story of the initiation rite for entry into the fraternity Dubya was pledging. The pledges, after being introduced to the frat brothers, had to remember all their names. The future CiC was allegedly the only pledge who was able to do it the first time.

But the funnier story in the book, which has been told elsewhere, is the one where "...in 2000 the Houston Chronicle (according to Texas Monthly's "Bum Steer Awards") mistranslated into Spanish the inaugural theme of President Bush's second gubernatorial term, "Together We Can." Instead of Juntos Podemos, the paper translated the phrase as Juntos Pedemos, which means "Together We Fart."

[Tom In VA]

PSUFAN,

You sure it's safe ?


mvscal,

Buddy of mine sent me this. Thought you might be interested. About a Finn who fought during the "Winter War" named Simo Hisya, the Finnish Audi Murphy and about that size too. Creditted with 500 kills in 100 days and kills from 400 yards or more - without a scope.

http://www.mosinnagant.net/finland/simohayha.asp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Morte]

Interesting meltdown there "Morte".

Now then, come on out behind the troll and tell us what you "really" think.

And leaving out all of the asinine labels and nonsense rhetoric would be just peachy.

Considering that meltdowns usually end up as some kind of threat or anti-board policy action (like spamming), I'd have to say that your mischaracterization is nothing but a gesture of surrender.

If you cannot deal with what is written, just attack the name, huh?

The labels only offend because they are contrary to your beliefs. TOO FUCKING BAD.

Speaking of asinine labels! If you could refute the "nonsense rhetoric" you would. But you can't.

Oquota is just another common asshole who figured that a majority of whites are stupid enough and will genuflect in the direction of a savior who can assausage {sic} their White T Guilt. Why wait till now to supposedly cut ties with trinity? Because he figured in that diminutive frontal lobe that the masses of guilt ridden would be cooool wit it.

You miserable twat.

[Morte]

Did you really need to hide behind a new troll to post that? Its not like you can't say that type of thing here.

There are plenty of racists here. Most of them, at least, aren't cowards about it.

The fear of the unknown is strong in you, lefty cocksucking RETARD. Gooooooooooooooooooooood. That "type of thing", being truth you utter asshole, is not just allowed, it is encouraged here.

But of course you resort to categorical safe haven of the "racist" classification. Wise up you miserable piece of shit: if you are a white guy you are racist by definition nowadays. The term has been diluted into meaningless oblivion.

[Morte]

As for his education etc: self-hating whites can just go on and pretend that Omacaca isn't a W-T Guilt Quota Suckcess Story.

Even IF that were true. He demonstrated somewhere along the lines enough proficiency in academia to merit the opportunity. Quota systems and AA do not take severely underqualified candidates. Typically it involves something along the lines of: 15 slots available 2 must be filled with the most qualified representative of an ethnic group, in this case, black. Granted 2 people who have met the quals will not be given the opportunity but the 2 blacks that are given the opportunity are not that far behind - if at all - in terms of overall potential and demonstrated proficiency.

Well IF you knew anything about academia other than the fact that it exists and you're not part of it, you'd know that a systemic structure is redundant with respect to assholes pushing other, more polished assholes in and through.

Shit for brains.

[Smackie Chan]

But the funnier story in the book, which has been told elsewhere, is the one where "...in 2000 the Houston Chronicle (according to Texas Monthly's "Bum Steer Awards") mistranslated into Spanish the inaugural theme of President Bush's second gubernatorial term, "Together We Can." Instead of Juntos Podemos, the paper translated the phrase as Juntos Pedemos, which means "Together We Fart."

Not quite as funny as JFK solemnly declaring in Berlin that he was a jelly donut.

That's a close one, but my gut tells me that, to most people, farts are funnier than donuts. I'm guessing Chimpy would agree:

Bob Woodward reports in his new book, State of Denial, that President Bush loves to swap fart jokes with Karl Rove. Before a morning senior staff meeting in 2005, Woodward reports, Bush schemed to have Rove sit in a chair that triggered some sort of high-tech whoopee cushion activated by remote control. The prank was postponed in deference to news of the al-Qaida bombings in London. When the gag was carried out two weeks later, the room erupted in riotous laughter while Rove hunted down the culprit.

Perhaps you are puzzled that the president of the United States would embrace so eagerly a genre of humor that the typical male Homo sapiens stops finding irresistible around the age of 12. But Woodward is not the first to report on Bush's fondness for fart jokes, and Bush is not the first member of his family to display this particular affliction.

http://www.slate.com/id/2150806/

But hey, to be fair, it would've been at least equally as funny if Dubya had made Rove sit on a jelly donut. In any language.

[PSUFAN]

Hey - he's a cheerleader frat boy. We're supposed to be surprised?

I don't have a problem with the fart jokes...as long as they don't comprise the better part of your synaptic acumen. In this case, they do...as anyone who has watched the man or listened to him in unscripted moments where his extemporaneous response is required can amply attest.

[Tom In VA]

Well IF you knew anything about academia other than the fact that it exists and you're not part of it, you'd know that a systemic structure is redundant with respect to assholes pushing other, more polished assholes in and through.

Shit for brains.

I see. So your assertion is that the only reason he had anything close to qualifying credentials is because his teachers/administrators/etc were compelled to push him through regardless of his performance and based solely on his skin color. That would indeed provide a wee bit o' merit to your argument, if it is true.

Okay, prove it happened in Obama's case, por flavor.

TIA

[WolverineSteve]

Farts and fart humor will never not be funny.

[Smackie Chan]

Hey - he's a cheerleader frat boy. We're supposed to be surprised?

I don't have a problem with the fart jokes...as long as they don't comprise the better part of your synaptic acumen. In this case, they do...as anyone who has watched the man or listened to him in unscripted moments where his extemporaneous response is required can amply attest.

If you haven't seen it already, watch the John Sayles movie Silver City. The scene with Chris Cooper answering questions from the media on the steps of the statehouse is priceless.

[Jay in Phoenix]

The fear of the unknown is strong in you, lefty cocksucking RETARD. Gooooooooooooooooooooood. That "type of thing", being truth you utter asshole, is not just allowed, it is encouraged here.

Well IF you knew anything about academia other than the fact that it exists and you're not part of it, you'd know that a systemic structure is redundant with respect to assholes pushing other, more polished assholes in and through.

Shit for brains.

Well let's see...while you seem to be quite comfortable tossing around names and labels without any specific reference to...anything.

Hey Morto, if you want to go the chickenshit route with the troll, by all means, duck and cover. But at the very least, if you're going to voice an opinion, or just tell a story, here's an idea...have a point, it makes it so much more enjoyable for the reader.

[Tom In VA]

Speaking of Bush's good points.

Was "recession" part of his strategery ?

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article ... ml?cnn=yes" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Politicians, however, may now have a tantalizing option for the dilemma of whether to deport or not to deport: do nothing at all. The U.S. economic downturn may already be encouraging undocumented workers to leave the country or not come over in the first place. A Pew Hispanic Center report released on Wednesday morning indicates for the first time that the sinking economy has caught up with the Hispanic workforce with a vengeance. The main culprit, says report author Rakesh Kochhar, is job loss in the Latino-heavy construction sector.

[BSmack]

Obama wasn't a legacy,

No, he was an affirmative action monkey just like cunt wife.

Affirmative action "might" have gotten Obama in the door. It sure as hell didn't spot him a GPA worthy of a magna cum laude law degree, nor did affirmative action get him elected to head the Harvard Law Review. On the other hand, can you name one solitary thing of value that Chimpy has ever done on his own merits?

[Wolfman]

"Head" of Harvard Law Review is like being Student Council President-- now if he had
been EDITOR I might be impressed !