I'm recruiting a team of writers

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:05 pm

Moorese
Euroclone
Bacefelice
Dinsdale
RJack
Biggie
PSUFAN
Salad Tosser
Uncle Fester
mvscal

I need the best for this project.

We're going to write a comedy pilot, pitch it to major TV execs, and eventually become millionaires. Who's in?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:07 pm

I'm down.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:07 pm

Cool. We'll need coffee runs.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:08 pm

IN, since DC Smackmaster had to let you win the phony award.

What do you want me to help you with other than turn the Sun upward to give you a tan?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:12 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Cool. We'll need coffee runs.

Screw you, Screw Michigan.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:12 pm

I'll do it - pro bono.

I just heard Dinsdale's buddy fire up his ocean-going vessel.

TVO · Post by **TVO** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:17 pm

I'll do it.

Pro boner.

Your boner.

Why do you hate literacy?

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:19 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I'll do it - pro bono.

I just heard Dinsdale's buddy fire up his ocean-going vessel.

If you could do it in a two-layered effect. One oil drilling platform higher in the background and all to give that foggy effect, yet having a U&L feel to it somehow.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:23 pm

We might need a fluffer for ST. OTST is most certainly down.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:28 pm

Since MGO has admin privs, your smack is sunk. You have nothing you pasty white fatty. Help on the way yet?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:29 pm

OTST wrote:Since MGO has admin privs, your smack is sunk. You have nothing you pasty white fatty. Help on the way yet?

Shut the fuck up, you cross-dressing queer.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:29 pm

You know a show where all of those cats are sitting down discussing what to write would be "Must See T.V."

Except with Mooreese and Salad Tosser in the mix it would have to be late night T.V.

Hmmm. split into segments:

mvscal vs. Dinsdale in "Point/CounterPoint"

Mooreese and SaladTosser in a "Ask Dr. Drew" kind of sketch.

Biggie, EuroClone and Bace discuss movies, music and literature.

R-Jack and PSUFAN teach Defending Yourself On Smack Boards.

Fester and Dinsdale in "Beer Of the Month"

RACK Mgo.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:30 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Cool. We'll need coffee runs.

Aw come on, you're going to need someone to proofread your unpublishable tripe. I'm multi-skilled.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:31 pm

I'll do the casting because I'm phenomenal at judging nuanced delivery and style. Influences will come heavily from The Office (no, not the american version you unoriginal cockslaps), Arrested Development, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show, Seinfeld, and whatever 1960s stuff mvscal is into.

Keep your Scrubs, South Park, and Entourage bullshit outta my thread. Comedy is about character delivery. Characters need funny delivery.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:33 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
OTST wrote:Since MGO has admin privs, your smack is sunk. You have nothing you pasty white fatty. Help on the way yet?
Shut the fuck up, you cross-dressing queer.

I need help to fight

One day a bright ray of sunshine will glance the state of Michigan and give fortified Vitamin D to the pasty white frogs that leap out into the streets like snakes for warmth. Only they get run over by meth-powered cars.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:36 pm

Except with Mooreese and Salad Tosser in the mix it would have to be late night T.V.

Three words: Home Box Office

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:39 pm

OTST wrote:Since MGO has admin privs, your smack is sunk. You have nothing you pasty white fatty. Help on the way yet?

Why the troll, twinkle toes? We all know who you are.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:40 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Influences will come heavily from The Office (no, not the american version you unoriginal cockslaps), Arrested Development, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show, Seinfeld, and whatever 1960s stuff mvscal is into.

Don't forget The Bob Newhart Show and Cheers.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:45 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
OTST wrote:Since MGO has admin privs, your smack is sunk. You have nothing you pasty white fatty. Help on the way yet?
Why the troll, twinkle toes? We all know who you are.

It's been shared for eons. You as a corrupt admin are why boards always fail. Yo sissy's that think you are the shit ALWAYS fuck up. That's why boards fail. Ask any admin. I've been an admin longer than you have and laugh at you and others that think you have it figured out.

Remember that guy caddie? Think he's gone? I'll take anything you 10 losers have to offer which is nothing. Panties? Go for it fattie. It's been around since mid-2007. I have a poster I'm going to torture in mind. I'm just watching.

Keep having fun you pasty white faggots that diss the vets.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:47 pm

That's great.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:51 pm

Are you SURE this is zz/AP you are talking to MGBLOW?

I mean, anybody knows an admin has IP access and uses as a crutch. That's why shitbirds like you can claim badness and all.

Are you SURE this is AP?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:56 pm

You know, I heard you can get drunk faster by fisting booze up your anus. In your case, you can kill two birds with one stone.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:57 pm

OTST wrote:Are you SURE this is AP?

No, but we are certain you are a shit troll begging and pleading for attention.

Btw, you look better in Orange overalls than you do in tarp-sized panties. My God, those panties were so big, the bolted down office furniture started to move towards its Event Horizon.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:02 pm

Getting drunk is easy. Getting fat like you and all pasty takes time. The effortless floatings on a message board are simple to do. Are you SURE you are talking to zz/AP? You are a badass admin and all. Too bad another board has fucks like you that spoils the party when they get all ass-hurt.

Pasty, fat, ugly, and looking for backup is what you are doing. Love it when tards use the IP function to respond.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:09 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote: Btw, you look better in Orange overalls than you do in tarp-sized panties. My God, those panties were so big, the bolted down office furniture started to move towards its Event Horizon.

Rumps, are you SO hard up for acceptance that you throw up a pic of a hogg and then try to run fat smack?

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:20 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:We're going to write a comedy pilot, pitch it to major TV execs, and eventually become millionaires. Who's in?

Let's do a TV show about nothing.

Sin,

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:28 pm

Are you SURE this is AP?

Yeah. You said it was your troll, Jackass.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:37 pm

What a tool? It's not shared either? HAHAHAHA Never has been shared? Props to the shut-ins that are 24/7 here. Admins like MGOBlow have no discipline. Quick to suggest his/her inner knowledge. SCIII went bye-bye due to shits like yourself. Always had to speak up when not necessary.

Boards die because of the MGO factor.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:42 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You know, I heard you can get drunk faster by fisting booze up your anus. In your case, you can kill two birds with one stone.

enough talk of dead birds. I need more info on my prostate getting pummeled by Johnny Walker Black.

rack the bob newhart reset. love that guy. timing timing timing.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:43 pm

Sorry, I'm too busy.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:45 pm

AP, you may post with 1,000 different trolls a day, but fail to realize you can't hide your pathetic self. you've absolutely trademarked the "apocalypse" smack and "blaming the mods" card. every single post you make, regardless of which troll you use to hide, reeks of desperation the ass-end of empty keystone light cans.

Go fuck yourself.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:56 pm

Anything current as of 2008 any of the tards like MGBlow rely on for credibility going to work? Anyone? I mean, you've had since what last September with the panties to get over. Remember, you don't have any idea who is posting under this AP nic. You must have someting fresh right?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:04 pm

I don't remember MGO every doing anything tardworthy.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:16 pm

Here's what mgo has, OTST, whoever you are. He has staged a board meltdown from you by posting a thread entitled "I'm recruiting a team of writers".

Pretty deft, I'd have to say...unless you had the meltdown coming anyway.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:30 pm

And here R-Jack was supposed to receive all the spoils. RACK ME.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:31 pm

I'm semi-serious about this idea, btw. Let's do this. We can convene at Zyclone's 21 bedroom estate. I got dibs on the carport.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:43 pm

I already said I'm in. I'd like to include a character that has his pants fall down a lot, but instead of it being hilarious and people laughing we're more just embarrassed for him. This charater is totally aware of what's happeneing so it ain't like he's stupid and pathetic but he's actually really cool. You're laughing but he's ubercool so SHUTTHEFUCKUP.

Jsc's Deathbed · Post by **Jsc's Deathbed** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:57 pm

I'd love to make a cameo.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:03 am

Still waiting for my invite.

I'll even bring my talent.

(if I can fit it through the doorway)

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:06 am

Men are typically funnier than women. However I'm willing to make an exception if you step into my office, baby.