I'm recruiting a team of writers

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:08 am

Weird.

I only counted about 3 men on your recruit list?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:14 am

Fuck.

Maybe you're right.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:28 am

I see you figured out the context of the office visit.

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:48 am

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:We're going to write a comedy pilot, pitch it to major TV execs, and eventually become millionaires. Who's in?
Let's do a TV show about nothing.

Sin,

So much for my epic "sounds like a Seinfeld episode" retort......

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:04 am

Ana Ng wrote:Weird.

I only counted about 3 men on your recruit list?

Sorry, subtle Belle and Sebastian reference.

You're in.

But the line is drawn THERE.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:56 am

bwahahahaha, he found you fags!!!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:07 am

No reacharounds to be had, guy. If anything, maybe a rusty trombone or two, but that's beside the point.

We have funny, creative minds here that are wasting away in the monotonous depths of cubicles. I need the best people possible to pull this off. Got a problem with that, tough guy?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:27 am

It's going to be okay, Papa Willie, because I can't imagine a scenario where I would ever value your criticism on anything.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:32 am

bbqjones wrote:bwahahahaha, he found you fags!!!!

good seein' you again, shrimp. I miss you like AP misses his dignity.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:33 am

so much 'bode going on in this thread.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:35 am

Bizzarofelice wrote: shrimp.

im as tall as antonio banbadass, and round like marlon brando. new cuddly nickname time.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:54 am

R-Jack wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:It's going to be okay, Papa Willie, because I can't imagine a scenario where I would ever value your criticism on anything.

Maybe on buffets or heart defibulators.

You callin' him fat?

I KNOW you didn't just call him FAT?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:Weird.

I only counted about 3 men on your recruit list?
Sorry, subtle Belle and Sebastian reference.

You're in.

But the line is drawn THERE.

Aces!

_Porter_ · Post by **_Porter_** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:01 am

Ana Ng wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
Maybe on buffets or defibulators.
You callin' him fat?

I KNOW you didn't just call him FAT?

He also just suggested that he'd treat Papa Willie's heart attack by removing his thigh bone. That's just cold, man.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:02 am

Papa Willie wrote:Okay - what would you think if Zy or AP started a thread like this? It's like "these are who I want to be my best fwiends!!!"

Fuck.... I'm never going to figure this shit out!

I always thought this was a message board where we came to kill time, laugh, and post about sports?

We can get best friends here, too?

Oh, by the way.... count me out. I'm still trying to find out ways to get out of having to sit at dinner for two hours and talk to the chick that gives me blow jobs.

_Porter_ · Post by **_Porter_** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:17 am

Um...before you shred your rotator cuff patting yourself on the back, that was a shot at R-Jack's butchering of "defibrillator", not at you.

Last time I checked, the "Wal-Mart Greeter" position didn't come with benefits. Still, if your ticker starts skipping beats while you wheeze up the three steps into your house, seek medical attention immediately. It may have saved you once, but you can't count on the 99-cent home defib kit to save your ass again:

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:18 am

Papa Willie wrote:And there's the result. :D

Sometimes it's simply too irresistible to make people who say they're over something to go "pop".

Next - watch how she sucks up to the rest of you guys, as she sees an opening to possibly improve her board popularity!

I was in this thread a good while before you came waddling in.......which leaves me to wonder if I'm wearing my funnel cake underwear?

What's the O/U on you firing off another PM or 14, complaining about me to some of the members here?

If you could, g'head and "CC" me those bad boys as you're sending them out.

I'd like to change it up this week and laugh WITH you, rather that AT you.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:22 am

_Porter_ wrote:Um...before you shred your rotator cuff patting yourself on the back, that was a shot at R-Jack's butchering of "defibrillator", not at you.

If it means anything, I pronounce it "defibulator", and woulda tried to spell it as such as well.....if my "spell check" wouldn't have tried to save my ass, first.

_Porter_ · Post by **_Porter_** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:35 am

Ana Ng wrote:
_Porter_ wrote:Um...before you shred your rotator cuff patting yourself on the back, that was a shot at R-Jack's butchering of "defibrillator", not at you.
If it means anything, I pronounce it "defibulator", and woulda tried to spell it as such as well.....if my "spell check" wouldn't have tried to save my ass, first.

I used to pronounce it the same way too until I saw one with "defibrill- Dammit, woman! You're killing my epoch spelling smack groove!!! Now I'm going to have to think up something clever and witty just to balance things out.

Hope you're happy.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:10 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm willing to make an exception if you step into my office, baby.

best take on the board in a long time. RACK IT. "a chance for overtime, say my place at 9?"

_Porter_ · Post by **_Porter_** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:18 am

Papa Willie wrote: Hey - what are your chances on fucking Umawannabe?

Quite ironic coming from someone who has spent the better part of this thread doing anything and everything to elicit a response from her.

Truthfully though, I do have a thing for cute brunettes, just not the married flavor. Having a friend get pistol-whipped while getting caught nailing another dude's wife kind of soured me on the whole thing.

But please, let's not get side-tracked. I think everyone is waiting with bated non-wheezing breath for you to continue your epoch trolling in this thread. Good thing you posted that picture of all those fish or nobody would have known what you were up to, you sly devil!

Best part about this thread by far though, is that you clearly think of yourself as this legendary internet annoyance, but in reality all you are is just another pathetic attention whore. When called on it, you go to the predictable "I don't need you guys, I've got REAL LIFE friends." Riiiiiiiiight. Because everyone's just jocking for position to hang out with a morbidly obese, dying old gray-hair who is slowly eating himself to death. Gee, I'll bet the residents of your neighborhood are lining right the fuck up as we speak to watch that! The reality is painfully obvious to everyone but you. You crave the negative attention you get so badly that you post all over the interwebs just to ensure you get your fix. Hell, you basically have 'Spraydar that goes off every time your name is mentioned with an unsavory connotation attached to it and lures you to a thread so swiftly, it's like it's got a Krispy Kreme "Fresh hot donuts" neon sign above it.

Boards need dipshits to kick around. Keeps things interesting. What no board needs though is a buzzing mosquito when you're just trying to enjoy a summer night on the lawn. One of these days, thankfully, life do us a favor and fire up the bugzapper. Go for the light bro...go for the light...

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:25 am

Flawless.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:13 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I need the best for this project.

How about an editor?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:38 pm

RadioFan wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I need the best for this project.
How about an editor?

We have Dinsdale making sure we don't get too verbose.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:55 pm

Ana Ng wrote:Flawless.

2nd.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:34 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:AP misses his dignity.

Funny line, but flawed. You can't miss what you've never had.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:38 pm

So, when does "We're the Belle and Sebastian and you suck" come out?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:42 pm

I was jonathan to your david

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:48 pm

We were fucking corndogs.

We drove up from Glasgow.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:58 pm

Mr. Narrator, this is Teenage Fanclub to me.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:37 pm

In the name of George Hurley, will you stop talking politics?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:59 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Talk to Nostra. He knows this stuff.

Was he Tinker or Tater?

Also, I'll bet 10,000 bucks he's tried to turn those cameras on meltie.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:35 pm

Hey, we could get Jess!! That would work because we totally know the guy!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:57 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Mr. Narrator, this is Teenage Fanclub to me.

i knew you were historical from all the books i read.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:24 pm

Do we get to pick our own uniforms?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:44 pm

^^^^^^^^^
proposed uni w/proper headgear

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:55 pm

If I need a horribly unfunny old guy who refers to himself in old school third person nicknames without interesting taste in anything at all, I'll be the first to let you know.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:11 pm

l to r: Mgo, Wolfman

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:27 pm

Shrek references got NO racks.

ever.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:31 pm

I'm holding out hope that Wolfman understands it...'cuz don't.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:34 pm

If I need a horribly unfunny old guy who refers to himself in old school third person nicknames without interesting taste in anything at all, I'll be the first to let you know.

WOW-- golly gee--can I be a member of your club ?? Can I--can I ???
WOW-- what an honor !
(yawn)