PET - Graduation, Crawfish Boil, Turtle, Dog, Bowling

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:01 am

My niece and I at her graduation party. She was showered with gifts that day including a GPS navigation system, digital camera, about $1400 in cash, and then she gets a phone call from an employer of a job she interviewed for and was told that she got the job. Not a bad afternoon...

My dog joined the toweliban after receiving his bath...

Now, he is part of a democracy again and gives us some high fives and stuff...

Just the other day, I found this little guy chillin' in the backyard...

He's giving me the leehotti look. He's just missing the classic due...

Check out the form.....

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:11 am

Just 'cause you married it.

Doesn't make it thinner.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:15 am

I'm thinking he missed giving an insulin injection in a timely fashion.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:17 am

My brother and I building the crawfish tables up at my mom and stepdad's barn...

Fitch resting in a chair much too small for him...

Table is lookin' good....

Crawfish, sausage, corn, and tators. Good stuff....

Dog is chillin'...

Kids are playin'

Now that the kids and dogs are asleep, its time for the boys to get crazzzzeeee...

Okay, I can do this. Keg stand #1...

Keg stand #2....

Keg stand #D....

Keg stand #F

Okay, I'm done......

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:20 am

R-Jack wrote:Is that the one with the dead mother?

No.

Hey, did I see your PET in here a couple of days ago? It was that Big Brown thread, right?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:39 am

what the fuck are you doing wearing a blue and yellow shirt? tomorrow it will be the hammer and sickle. thanks, DICK.

nice kegstand, btw.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:31 pm

If you have ever built a crawfish table........you might be a red neck.

Fukkk, if you even know what a crawfish table is, you might be a redneck.

This would have been a better PET if you had run that turtle over with the lawnmower and posted picks with a "see what you made me do, dan" caption.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:32 pm

We need to see a few more shots from different angles of the niece or is her ass as big as her chin?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:38 pm

rack the PET
Crawfish table--hmmm
one other thing--I've found the beer goes down easier when you are upright !

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:05 pm

I'm sure the smack will ensue, but for now I'm simply jealous of the crawfish table. That looks fuckin' awesome. The niece is cute.

pron · Post by **pron** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:56 pm

Holy shit :D

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:04 pm

R-Jack wrote:1- I laughed it off and didn't make it worse for myself.

I laff it off too, but I am not about to just go along with it and make jokes myself. I've never seen you do that, so there is no comparison to be made there. We're alike in that regard.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:05 pm

I gotta rack the crawfish table. Made one of those for my best friend's bachelor party about 4 years ago. Did about 80 lbs. of crawfish that day. Good times.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:11 pm

You guys are cute.

You ate stuff out of an old wood box?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:14 pm

trev wrote:You ate stuff out of an old wood box?

I don't believe I've ever touched, much less seen your vagina.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:35 pm

That keg stand thing looks pretty fucking stupid. Where did you ever come up with that?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:36 pm

If we're going to talk about trev's vagina, I want to go about it the right way.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:40 pm

PSUFAN wrote:If we're going to talk about trev's vagina, I want to go about it the right way.

I think Raider James is in the basement. For all we know, maybe Trev's basement?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:46 pm

Mikey wrote:That keg stand thing looks pretty fucking stupid. Where did you ever come up with that?

I did it once in college. Pretty fucking stupid if you ask me, especially when it is adults doing it. I like it when the girls did it though and their shirts went up.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:50 pm

To all things, there is a season.

Time to say goodbye, Toddpwn.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:50 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Elvismonster would marry those, and then proceed to lick each and every one of their buttholes.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:51 pm

IRIE PMs that he's bigger than a couple of those weenies.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:53 pm

Surely that table is depicted prior to RumpleHorrah's first visit.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:22 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:I did it once in college. Pretty fucking stupid if you ask me, especially when it is adults doing it. I like it when the girls did it though and their shirts went up.

Bah.

Turning back the clock once a year ain't so bad. Although, I'll probably agree with you when I am your age.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:30 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
trev wrote:You ate stuff out of an old wood box?

I don't believe I've ever touched, much less seen your vagina.

It's a lot less fatty and more functional than you're used to. Since you were wondering.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:36 pm

trev wrote:more functional

If you're referring to the guano as a source of moisture, then sure, its "more functional".

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:59 pm

So your brother is Billy Bob Thornton. I'm impressed.
How did you turn out to be such a no talent embarassment of a dipshit loser?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:05 pm

Mikey wrote:So your brother is Billy Bob Thornton. I'm impressed.
How did you turn out to be such a no talent embarrassment of a dipshit loser?

Whoa?

Angry little fella.

Oh, and there's 2 "R's" in "Goose", guy.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:09 pm

Ana Ng wrote:
Mikey wrote:So your brother is Billy Bob Thornton. I'm impressed.
How did you turn out to be such a no talent embarrassment of a dipshit loser?
Angry little fella.

No shit. All I could think of was "BOB SAGET!!!"

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:10 pm

Thanks for the corection, dins. I'll be shure to use spellcheck next time.

And BTW, I'm not angry at all. I'm a very happy person.
I just sometimes feel the need to call a spade a spade.

I was thinking about making a comment about all the faggy goatees that seem to permeate those pics, but at least I decided to hold off on that one.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:14 pm

Mikey wrote:I just sometimes feel the need to call a spade a spade.

Fair enough. I have my place on this board and so do you. I mean, you're just levels and levels above me with your claim to fame as being a mod of the cooking forum.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:16 pm

No, Mikey's claim to fame is the spot on the back of his head that could double up as a serving tray for Rumplewife.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:20 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Mikey wrote:I just sometimes feel the need to call a spade a spade.
Fair enough. I have my place on this board and so do you. I mean, you're just levels and levels above me with your claim to fame as being a mod of the cooking forum.

Wow. Forum smack (for lack of a better description) is something I don't think I've seen before.
Props to you for originality. I guess.

Tell me something. Do you have any self-respect...at all?

Hint: If you do it is sadly misplaced.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:22 pm

Mikey wrote:I was thinking about making a comment about all the faggy goatees that seem to permeate those pics, but at least I decided to hold off on that one.

From the looks of it, Rudy Galindo DOES seem to be a plus sized influence in Houston?

I bet there's a very good reason why the pictures of these fools douching with the keg hose, weren't posted.

Cool turtle, though.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:24 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Mikey wrote:I just sometimes feel the need to call a spade a spade.
Fair enough. I have my place on this board and so do you. I mean, you're just levels and levels above me with your claim to fame as being a mod of the cooking forum.

Had you posted this thread in the cooking forum where it belongs along with additional pictures of the boil, he'da taken a different tact I would have guessed. You posted it in CDS, and it is being treated like a CDS thread. [obligatory]Tell me you knoew.[/obligatory]

By the way, I think I am 2 years older than you, Rumps. Please tell me you aren't pulling the geezer card on me. Keg stands are for college kids. To each their own though. You had a grin on your face so that's all that should matter to you.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:26 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:No, Mikey's claim to fame is the spot on the back of his head that could double up as a serving tray for Rumplewife.

Sorry, I've already leased out that space to a consortium of midwest farmers. We're going to solve either word hunger or the energy crisis or both by growing bushels of genetically modified maize.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:27 pm

You're obviously baiting me, Mikey.

You bored, Mikey?

Stick to what you do best, 'cus Goobs already has this job.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:27 pm

Is it wrinkly enough for seed to gain purchase?

Where is RJ when you need his expertise?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:28 pm

word hunger

Let's leave Dinsdale's condition out of this.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:29 pm

meh - you mentioned "team of writers". He's leagues and leagues out to sea.