PET - Graduation, Crawfish Boil, Turtle, Dog, Bowling

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:31 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:[obligatory]Tell me you knoew.[/obligatory]

Oh, I know what comes with posting a PET thread. Mikey's appraoch was just way out of left field. Some people are just failures at messageboarding and life itself. That is why I forgive Mikey.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:31 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
word hunger
Let's leave Dinsdale's condition out of this.

Boy, there's a Freudian typo if ever I made one.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:32 pm

trev wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:I don't believe I've ever touched, much less seen your vagina.
It's a lot less fatty and more

Oh, god.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:33 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:[obligatory]Tell me you knoew.[/obligatory]

Oh, I know what comes with posting a PET thread. Mikey's appraoch was just way out of left field. Some people are just failures at messageboarding and life itself. That is why I forgive Mikey.

You have no idea how much this means to me.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:38 pm

Since it appears that a trev's vagina discussion is trying to get started, I'd like to request that we tastefully proceed with it.

Is the bush trimmed, or swell with a majestic mound of dreamy curls?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:40 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Since it appears that a trev's vagina discussion is trying to get started, I'd like to request that we tastefully proceed with it.

Is the bush trimmed, or swell with a majestic mound of dreamy curls?

Stop it or R-Jack will post puke pics.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:42 pm

trev, if you're feeling shy, you can hold up one or two cookies by way of response.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:47 pm

PSUFAN wrote:swell with a majestic mound of dreamy curls?

As far as shading, are we talking Todd Christensen or Dan Shaughnessy?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:47 pm

Whether it's a Houston area goat or trev's bush, it's not worth talking about if it doesn't measure up to Doug Brocail.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:47 pm

I'm just debating whether you could handle my answer and how long it would take you to recover.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:51 pm

I feel like sweet electricity is coursing through my veins. Maybe it's heart-shaped? Let's do this...but slow, slow.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:52 pm

trev wrote:I'm just debating whether you could handle my answer and how long it would take you to recover.

Are you at least a decent looking woman?

I hate reading these responses when there's a fucking mutant on the other end of them.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:53 pm

Let's open this up to Rumps. Does your girl look like a barrel cactus, or a corn straw broom?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:53 pm

I feel like sweet electricity is coursing through my veins.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:55 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Let's open this up to Rumps. Does your girl look like a barrel cactus, or a corn straw broom?

Its summer in Houston....do the math.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:57 pm

aha, yes - a sweaty medicine ball with bristles.

Back to trev. Once we get a mental picture of the mons, we can go on down to the meat of the matter.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:02 pm

Rumplewife's vagina is actually going to be a setting on one of my reality tv side projects. We're going to parachute some of the world's greatest cliffhangers down there, and see how long they can survive with nothing but grappling hooks and surgical masks.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:08 pm

I am a cunning linguist...but my repelling skills are not well-honed.

An oral entreaty with Mt. Rumplechasm might begin a little bit like this

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:18 pm

I'm thinking more like

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:20 pm

Note to self:

Avoid page 3

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:21 pm

Just kidding, buddy. She's got great tits. Care to post some?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:24 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:She's got great tits. Care to post some?

No way. [AP]PMs are negotiable though[/AP]

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:26 pm

Get her into place for the imaging satellite

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:30 pm

I opened my PM box and everything crashed. I had to restore to a previous day. FUKK.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:45 pm

Shouldn't one of you be dead?

Ronald Raymond Miller, 46, of Friedens, was ordered held without bail last night in the death of Ralph Peck, 47, of Somerset after what Mr. Miller described as a night of beer, fried chicken and sex in his car.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:56 pm

I've got Sick Fuck working for me. It was repelled.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:31 pm

Rack Roach.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:17 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I am a cunning linguist...but my repelling skills are not well-honed.

An oral entreaty with Mt. Rumplechasm might begin a little bit like this

I'm pretty sure once you started to make your way down rumplecliff, you'd be repelled almost right away.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:39 pm

Roach wrote:there are other pictures from the PET you may not have seen yet...

I guess the meaning of PM doesn't apply to you, Roach. Asshole.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:02 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Roach wrote:there are other pictures from the PET you may not have seen yet...
I guess the meaning of PM doesn't apply to you, Roach. Asshole.

You mean you PM'd Roach asking not to make that one public?

What for? Your buddy in the green shirt seems to be enjoying himself immensely. You should be proud.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:42 pm

Mikey wrote:I was thinking about making a comment about all the faggy goatees that seem to permeate those pics, but at least I decided to hold off on that one.

Looks like a number of the folks are sporting tats as well. A regular white trash hoedown there.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:44 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:A regular white trash hoedown there.

Get your facts straight. There was no mention of Wisconsin in the PET.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:48 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:A regular white trash hoedown there.
Get your facts straight. There was no mention of Wisconsin in the PET.

Brilliant use of IKYABWAI. Nice to see you raising your game to the KC level. And it took less that two years.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:01 pm

4,2,1,3

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:02 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Brilliant use of IKYABWAI. Nice to see you raising your game to the KC level. And it took less that two years.

Well, I smack to the level of my competition. SYHTFOTW

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:09 pm

The guy on the left sporting the doucheflag looks like a real piece of work. Obviously networking and making very important calls whilst you guys are mouth-humping that keg.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:14 pm

after actually looking at that picture, that might be the dumbest fucking thing i have ever seen some drunks do. the shame is, no one was dropped on their head. Would of been a great job for mrs rumple, she could of laid under said drinker, and been the perfect safety net. Seriously, your not going to miss falling on her. safety first.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:14 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Brilliant use of IKYABWAI. Nice to see you raising your game to the KC level. And it took less that two years.
Well, I smack to the level of my competition.

You smack to the level of an eighth grader because that’s the best you can manage. Did you guys rig up some block and tackle to hoist Rumplewife up for a kegstand? That would have made a pretty picture.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:18 pm

Adelpiero wrote:after actually looking at that picture, that might be the dumbest fucking thing i have ever seen some drunks do. the shame is, no one was dropped on their head.

Would not have been the first time for Crumpledfuckstain.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:21 pm

This is so sad. Here I am basking in the presence of decent smackers bringing it with fresh fat jokes and they check out and leave me with the understudies.

Al & Goobs = When Harry met Lloyd.