PET - Graduation, Crawfish Boil, Turtle, Dog, Bowling

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:23 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:the doucheflag

Fuck. Starting in July doucheflags are gonna be the only way to legally use a cel while driving in cali.

That's a mighty heap of ass sweat you got rolling there.

Did you do a dick tuck and piss yourself at some point that evening?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:27 pm

Those would be wet swim trunks. You know, because of the pool.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:42 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Al & Goobs

Al?

Sincerely,

Eric Dickerson

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:06 am

RumpleSoreskin wrote:This is so sad. Here I am basking in the presence of decent smackers bringing it with fresh fat jokes...

The "block and tackle" reference was pretty decent. I'm surprised Roach hasn't made the wytch pic yet.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:40 am

From me.

I asked for 'em.

My clam is regretting it..........now.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:56 am

This board definitely needs more clam talk.

Not so much talk about crabs and boils.

Thanks for the PET, rump. Damn you for not providing enough photo ammunition for us vultures, though. You have learned too quickly.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:27 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Check out the form.....

Your form?

You're leaned over sideways instead of having your shoulders erect and parallel to the foul line. Stand up fucking straight, and then you might be able to throw the ball where you want 60 feet later

You have your limp wrist with a pink bracelet (wtf is that?) cupped under the ball trying to get plenty of turn but then have absolutely no back end drive because the ball rolls out and doesn't finish. You have no control of that ball and are just a pin wisher. You're shocked, SHOCKED - when you throw that ball dead in the 1-2 pocket (for a lefty) and leave a 5-10 or 5-7 split.

You prolly average about a buck forty five and little old ladies laugh at you.

Other than that, your form is... um... well at least you tried.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:53 am

War Wagon wrote:
You're leaned over sideways instead of having your shoulders erect and parallel to the foul line. Stand up fucking straight, and then you might be able to throw the ball where you want 60 feet later

Bowling smack?

Now I've seen it all.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:56 am

War Wagon wrote: Your form?

You're leaned over sideways instead of having your shoulders erect and parallel to the foul line. Stand up fucking straight, and then you might be able to throw the ball where you want 60 feet later

You have your limp wrist with a pink bracelet (wtf is that?) cupped under the ball trying to get plenty of turn but then have absolutely no back end drive because the ball rolls out and doesn't finish. You have no control of that ball and are just a pin wisher. You're shocked, SHOCKED - when you throw that ball dead in the 1-2 pocket (for a lefty) and leave a 5-10 or 5-7 split.

You prolly average about a buck forty five and little old ladies laugh at you.

Other than that, your form is... um... well at least you tried.

Ya.

That's about right.

Holy mackerel!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:12 am

Martyred wrote:
Bowling smack?

Now I've seen it all.

Hey, Rumps asked for a critique, so I gave him one. I bet Mrs. Rumps thumps his ass. That behemoth prolly heaves the ball at 18 mph or thereabouts.

I'm a pretty good coach. My wife had never picked up a ball until she met me. She averages about 180 now and once shot a 278. Of course, that came at a high price. Nobody likes having you tell them what they're doing wrong, and what they need to do to correct it, especially your wife.

Big, broad shoulders here.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:17 am

Martard wrote:
Now I've seen it all.

Martard, you are the ultimate "Nutsack Remora." Look up the definition of a "remora" and you might get it... assuming a dumb fuck like yourself can follow directions. I'm sure you'll respond with a panty, beer, drunk reply with my first name in the sentence as being what you'll formulate. You have nothing else.

I apologize to Perk for ever thinking this shit troll (you) as being him. Sorry Perk.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:19 am

War Wagon wrote:My wife had never picked up a ball until she met me.

It would seem as if, now......she never lets them go.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:24 am

heh heh...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:25 am

Ana Ng wrote: It would seem as if, now......she never lets them go.

She's a good woman, never lets me get away with a damn thing, and always keeps me grounded.

I'm a lucky man.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:26 am

Good to know.

Wanna hook up?

I'd keep you grounded.

I'll put some gravel in your pockets.

pron · Post by **pron** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:38 am

Hell yeah I'll hook up with you, I'll make your toes curl. :D

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:39 am

Ana Ng wrote:Wanna hook up?

No, thanks. One woman is all I can or want to deal with.

We're going on a float/camping trip at the end of the month, though. I'll be sure to pass that gravel idea on to her... maybe not.

It's all about sleeping bags and air mattresses at this point. There will be no gravel in my tent.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:49 am

ATranny's Junk wrote:
Martard wrote:
Now I've seen it all.
Martard, you are the ultimate "Nutsack Remora." Look up the definition of a "remora" and you might get it... assuming a dumb fuck like yourself can follow directions. I'm sure you'll respond with a panty, beer, drunk reply with my first name in the sentence as being what you'll formulate. You have nothing else.

I apologize to Perk for ever thinking this shit troll (you) as being him. Sorry Perk.

It's late. Turn off the computer.

ATranny's Junk wrote:I'm sure you'll respond with a panty, beer, drunk reply with my first name...

Don't forget "jizz mirror". That's a good one..........Mike.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:58 am

Ana Ng wrote:Good to know.

Wanna hook up?

I'd keep you grounded.

I'll put some gravel in your pockets.

Try staking him down. Much more fun.

Then throw gravel at him for running ~~loser~~ bowling smack.

Aim for his pockets.

whitey wrote:No, thanks. One woman is all I can or want to deal with.

You say that as if you had options.

As if.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:08 am

I really only MEANT the last line of that post.

The guy looks like you could thread a needle with one of his legs.

I'm assuming his wife "could eat no lean".

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:23 pm

Haven't seen...hide nor hair of trev. I'm here poised for action.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:25 pm

I'm still trying to soak in the Wags post. Was I just trolled?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:43 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:Wanna hook up?
No, thanks.

:blink:
:blink:

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:56 pm

Do you think her navel is pierced? I've got a bid in here, just in case...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:08 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:My niece... gets a phone call from an employer of a job she interviewed for and was told that she got the job.

Glad I could make your epic evening even better for you.

And she really did earn that $9 the hard way.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:21 pm

maybe I can lay her out on a big arctic fleece Bolts blanket - easily washable, in case I can get her little fountain unblocked.

Turn the cookie timer off, baby...and put the phone on vibrate.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:34 pm

Dinsdale wrote:And she really did earn that $9 the hard way.

Yeah, she mentioned you talked most of the night and the other 2 minutes was uneventful.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:54 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Yeah, she mentioned you talked most of the night and the other 2 minutes was uneventful.

I would have loved to hear her speak more about life in general, and her wonderful family, but her wonderful upbringing taught her to never speak when her mouth is full (and I do mean "full"), so it actually was a fairly one-sided conversation.

RACK that anus-tickling nose of hers, though.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:10 pm

That's not how she said it went down. She's got footage....

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:19 pm

Dins "lowered the boom" on RumpleCuz. Nice!

Did you stir up the RumpleCooze?

Ang, I've got something that your clam won't regret...I'll let you know if I find it.
-Welsh Wagon

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:24 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Did you stir up the RumpleCooze?

Of course.

It only took the slightest bit of arressing the rumplefolds before I was treated to exclaimations of "Wow, Dins, you're so much better at this than my uncle!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:31 pm

Give Rumps a break; he's used to bringing the heavy lumber and clothespins and whaling gear. He's sorta lost his fine touch.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:38 pm

mvscal wrote:No. She's pristine. No tats and no piercings except for earrings. She lets her raw sex do the talking. I'm being overcome by her pheromones even from here.

anyone have a pic of this bitch?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:47 pm

titlover wrote:

anyone have a pic of this bitch?

I've only ever seen the really dark one, where she's sporting the femullet.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:47 am

Dinsdale wrote:
titlover wrote:

anyone have a pic of this bitch?

I've only ever seen the really dark one, where she's sporting the femullet.

Weren't there horn-rimmed glasses too?

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:08 am

IndyFrisco wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
titlover wrote:

anyone have a pic of this bitch?

I've only ever seen the really dark one, where she's sporting the femullet.
Weren't there horn-rimmed glasses too?

none of you pervs saved it? disappointing.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:15 am

My only spreadsheet is what I remember. Anyone who makes ANY kind of record of folks on these boards is a fucking stalking loser. I've sold BBQ sauce to at least 30 people here. Do not have one addy on file. recorded the sale in the general ledger for tax purposes and that's it. Does not mean I'm a personal info whore for having a photographic memory. In trev's case, it just means I'm cursed.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:16 am

Cursed with a burning desire ?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:00 am

Dinsdale wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:My niece... gets a phone call from an employer of a job she interviewed for and was told that she got the job.

Glad I could make your epic evening even better for you.

And she really did earn that $9 the hard way.

It's not quite a stretch to imagine that an evening out with you would make a woman regret her cab fair.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:55 am

IndyFrisco wrote:My only spreadsheet is what I remember. Anyone who makes ANY kind of record of folks on these boards is a fucking stalking loser. I've sold BBQ sauce to at least 30 people here....

That many?

Wonder how many he spit in? Or worse.