Police find pipe bomb stuffed inside chicken
Device was large enough to harm a person if it went off, Conn. cops say
SIMSBURY, Conn. - Authorities in Connecticut are wondering who stuffed a raw roasting chicken with a pipe bomb and left it on a roadside.
Simsbury police Capt. Matthew Catania says a motorist noticed the chicken Monday morning. He says the bomb was large enough to harm a person if it went off.
The road was closed while the Hartford Police Department's bomb squad came and blew up the chicken.
Ingse Bodil wrote:rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
IndyFrisco wrote:No shit. Maybe that's how they make them in the U&R, though.
Just had some beer-butt chicken a couple of days ago. I'm pretty sure the recipe didn't call for explosives. Then again, it could have done with some more seasoning.
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OK, you've had your fun, now lets get back to the topic.
Why did Todd use a raw roasting chicken? How drunk was he and did he fuck the carcass before or after putting the pipebomb in? Did he have a target in mind or was this the much anticipated suicide attempt?
Ingse Bodil wrote:rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
This was one of Tardowen's 4 a.m. drunkathons. He meant to make beer butt chicken for a late dinner, and then blow himself up by the side of the road.
He just got a little mixed up, and when he woke up in the morning couldn't figure out why the hell he had a beer can stuck up his ass and a pack of matches in his pocket.
