Have we had a Mace sighting?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:44 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:No worries, PSUFUCKHEAD. I didn't intend on sticking around.

Uh, yep - didn't you say that over and over last time? Yeah...you'll be back the second someone types "Mace" in a New Topic line, and you'll be wrecked after begging for cock pics yet again.

Yep, you sure showed us, superstar.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:44 pm

PSUFAN wrote:"Good smack" is never wasted, nimrod. If it's good, it gets read and racked.

That was just one of the funniest lines I think I've read since mvscal's family outing post in the golf thread.

RACK PSUFAN.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:49 pm

Hey Kid Lagos.

Thanks.

- AP

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:52 pm

PSUFUCKHEAD

Damn...stay down, PSU. Just stay down, bro.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:32 pm

Just received word through the Lonely Shepherd Network (LSN) that Mace is ok. No flooding in his parts, except apparently in the vicinity of Ewe reproductive organs.

Eeew.

He's busy trying to get his team into the state tournament, might post in a few weeks.

Please resume the Kid Mushbrain beatdown, unless he's already been runnd.

Arch Angel · Post by **Arch Angel** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:02 am

Here's hoping Mace and sCatfish and Arch Angel and StuckinIA are doing ok. Damn.

I moved to Wisconsin, velocet, and thanks for asking.

The floods are just south of me but my friends in Cedar Rapids, IA weren't so lucky. Two of them completely loss their houses and four others took on a lot of water, possible total loss. Work here gave me permission if I wanted to leave and help out, but my friends said it won't do any good, water rose too fast to sandbag due to the earthen dam collapsing.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:54 am

'PSUFUCKHEAD' is destined to be, IMO, the DiMaggio 61 game hitting streak of message board blasts.

Currently instructing grandkids to monitor that throughout their lives and see if it's been touched.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:54 pm

poptart wrote:'PSUFUCKHEAD' is destined to be, IMO, the DiMaggio 61 game hitting streak of message board blasts.

Currently instructing grandkids to monitor that throughout their lives and see if it's been touched.

Screw you, popFart! ~ KN

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:00 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Screw you, popFart! ~ KN

Watch who you step to there, 'skin, lest you're willing and able to deal with the fury Skid Trashville is sure to unleash.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:01 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Just received word through the Lonely Shepherd Network (LSN) that Mace is ok. No flooding in his parts, except apparently in the vicinity of Ewe reproductive organs.

Eeew.

He's busy trying to get his team into the state tournament, might post in a few weeks.

Please resume the Kid Mushbrain beatdown, unless he's already been runnd.

JFC, you message board fags are fucking mental. Do you always cry a fucking river and put up an Amber Alert when someone quits posting for a few days? Maybe someone just wants to get the fuck away from you fucking socially dysfunctional losers for a day.

Beatdown? Slow your roll, Tiberius and dial down your hyperbole. Misspelling douchebag repeatedly while sitting at your computer in your underwear guzzling beer, brutalizing your cock w one hand while hitting "submit" w the other hardly constitutes a beatdown. Maybe you need to log off and wander out into the sun.

Go throw your dog a fucking stick or something you fucking loser. And try not to look like a fucking queer while doing it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:35 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:Do you always cry a fucking river and put up an Amber Alert when someone quits posting for a few days?

No one really mentioned it when you left. Just sayin'.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:37 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Kid Nashville wrote:Do you always cry a fucking river and put up an Amber Alert when someone quits posting for a few days?
No one really mentioned it when you left. Just sayin'.

That's probably because I don't have a web cam.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:43 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:That's probably because I don't have a web cam.

You do have a web cam, but it's probably covered up with a picture of cock.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:01 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Kid Nashville wrote:That's probably because I don't have a web cam.
You do have a web cam, but it's probably covered up with a picture of cock.

Holy fucking shit!!! Hiroshima and Nagasaki are collectively slapping their forehead and wincing in utter disbelief of that blast!!!

Doesn't Divine need his back waxed or something, Rumple?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:12 pm

Tell me something, Licks Dicksville, why did you puss out and leave for nearly a month after someone called you by your first name over at SN?

Are you really much of a pussy? Oh wait, you didn't fucking leave. You came back as that Racial Ray troll, didn't you? You hit rock bottom trying to fly under the radar with a different nic.

What's next KN, gonna call someone's employer? Your obsession knows no boundaries, son. Maybe you should try and unplug and throw a stick for your dog.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:20 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:Do you always cry a fucking river

Odd question considering the source. I didn't know who you were until I saw your whiny-assed posts about your perception of being screwed by the judges in the Smack-off, which you've since done nothing but complain about, even though it's glaringly apparent that nothing would've pleased you more than to win. Since then, I can't recall seeing any post from you that isn't in some way a sobfest where you're bitching about one thing or another, whether it's a perceived inability of anyone here to run smack or something else that pisses you off.

I just don't think you're cut out to play on a smack board. You don't bring any, I doubt you're able to, and all you do is cry like a bitch when others do. Now if there's a whine & cheese board available, you'd be right at home.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:30 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Kid Nashville wrote:Do you always cry a fucking river
Odd question considering the source. I didn't know who you were until I saw your whiny-assed posts about your perception of being screwed by the judges in the Smack-off, which you've since done nothing but complain about, even though it's glaringly apparent that nothing would've pleased you more than to win. Since then, I can't recall seeing any post from you that isn't in some way a sobfest where you're bitching about one thing or another, whether it's a perceived inability of anyone here to run smack or something else that pisses you off.

I just don't think you're cut out to play on a smack board. You don't bring any, I doubt you're able to, and all you do is cry like a bitch when others do. Now if there's a whine & cheese board available, you'd be right at home.

And yet every pustuious, seeping, custard cunt on this board is here in this thread trying to qualify themslves.

Pull your head out of your balloon knot, Supermessageboarder. I fucking own you.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:39 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:I fucking own you.

You are pathetically delusional in addition to the multitude of other issues from which you so obviously suffer.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:46 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Kid Nashville wrote:I fucking own you.
You are pathetically delusional in addition to the multitude of other issues from which you so obviously suffer.

Wow, clear a space off on your mantle. We have a new Smack Champ.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:54 pm

poptart wrote:'PSUFUCKHEAD' is destined to be, IMO, the DiMaggio 61 game hitting streak of message board blasts.

Currently instructing grandkids to monitor that throughout their lives and see if it's been touched.

Did you mean the DiMaggio 56 game hitting streak? Been away from American baseball too long?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:55 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Kid Nashville wrote:I fucking own you.
You are pathetically delusional in addition to the multitude of other issues from which you so obviously suffer.
Wow, clear a space off on your mantle. We have a new Smack Champ.

Why don’t you quit flirting with Smackie, and just go ahead and ask him for a picture of his dick?

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:08 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Why don’t you quit flirting with Smackie, and just go ahead and ask him for a picture of his dick?

Wow, way to eat lightning and shit thunder, errr, plagiarize Rumpleforeskin smack. He is, after all, the gold standard for smack on this board.

What a fucking tard.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:41 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Kid Nashville wrote:I fucking own you.
You are pathetically delusional

He's learning then. He just needs to tweak the delusion level down a few notches for his "smack game" to improve.

One my learn to walk before one can fly.

You can do it Kid, MANIFEST IT and IT WILL BE YOURS

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:47 pm

Tom In VA wrote:He just needs to tweak the delusion level down a few notches for his "smack game" to improve.

OK, Zen master, but for something to improve, must not it first exist?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:55 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Why don’t you quit flirting with Smackie, and just go ahead and ask him for a picture of his dick?

Wow, way to eat lightning and shit thunder, errr, plagiarize Rumpleforeskin smack. He is, after all, the gold standard for smack on this board.

What a fucking tard.

One thing I’ve noticed is that you’ve never denied requesting cranks shots from another Sucknutter. What’s up with that?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:04 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:He just needs to tweak the delusion level down a few notches for his "smack game" to improve.
OK, Zen master, but for something to improve, must not it first exist?

Not with "The Secret", you MANIFEST IT, it becomes yours.

B-R-E-A-T-H-E SmackieSan, FOCUS POWAH

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:06 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:One thing I’ve noticed is that you’ve never denied requesting cranks shots from another Sucknutter. What’s up with that?

He just skipped the "Denial" stage of grief and moved straight to "Anger."

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:09 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:He just needs to tweak the delusion level down a few notches for his "smack game" to improve.
OK, Zen master, but for something to improve, must not it first exist?
Not with "The Secret", you MANIFEST IT, it becomes yours.

So you're saying improvement can precede existence? How can this be, o enlightened one? Is this like one of those sound of one hand clapping dealios?

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:09 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Kid Nashville wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Why don’t you quit flirting with Smackie, and just go ahead and ask him for a picture of his dick?

Wow, way to eat lightning and shit thunder, errr, plagiarize Rumpleforeskin smack. He is, after all, the gold standard for smack on this board.

What a fucking tard.
One thing I’ve noticed is that you’ve never denied requesting cranks shots from another Sucknutter. What’s up with that?

Rumple and his H-Town friends are prone to posting there cock on all male message boards. It's a mentally retarded effort on Rumps behalf to flip his latent homosexual internet behavior and deflect.

It's purely symptomatic of how fucking mental he truly is. But it is amusing watching his spiraling descent into dementia.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:11 pm

Still, no denial. One is left only with the conclusion that the allegations must be true.

So before you ask, the answer is "no."

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:17 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:Still, no denial. One is left only with the conclusion that the allegations must be true.

So before you ask, the answer is "no."

The fact that he married a tranny should have tipped you off, Super Sleuth.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:17 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:Rumple and his H-Town friends are prone to posting there cock on all male message boards.

Now you're lying as a defense? I never was involved with that, so you can go fuck yourself, cock gobbler.

You brought that shit upon yourself by provoking and being provoked by the anonymous nutter in numerous threads.

But hey, whatever you feel you need to do to try and get over...fine. You started this mess by telling people who I worked for. Like I said before, you buried yourself with that stunt, fuckface.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:22 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:JFC, you message board fags are fucking mental. Do you always cry a fucking river and put up an Amber Alert when someone quits posting for a few days? Maybe someone just wants to get the fuck away from you fucking socially dysfunctional losers for a day.

Beatdown? Slow your roll, Tiberius and dial down your hyperbole. Misspelling douchebag repeatedly while sitting at your computer in your underwear guzzling beer, brutalizing your cock w one hand while hitting "submit" w the other hardly constitutes a beatdown. Maybe you need to log off and wander out into the sun.

Go throw your dog a fucking stick or something you fucking loser. And try not to look like a fucking queer while doing it.

And once again, Kid Nashswill solidifies his sterling reputation with two more gay refs and yet another cock drop. Brilliant Kid, just brilliant. Is this the sort of genius "smack" that you keep alluding to? Is this the method by which you dominate message board after message board? Is your raison de vivre only to be your ongoing obsession with Mace and his sheep sticker?

Kudos Kid.

This is what sets you apart from everyone else.

Waaaay apart.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:22 pm

Wow...what the fuck is this?

Rumple and his H-Town friends are prone to posting there cock on all male message boards. It's a mentally retarded effort on Rumps behalf to flip his latent homosexual internet behavior and deflect.

I've got a new nickname for you. Your erratic, uncontrolled, random efforts at slinging smack have earned you the name Smackson Pollock.

Oneboarders, watch out for

Don't step to THAT.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:29 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:And once again, Kid Nashswill solidifies his sterling reputation with two more gay refs and yet another cock drop. Brilliant Kid, just brilliant. Is this the sort of genius "smack" that you keep alluding to? Is this the method by which you dominate message board after message board? ... This is what sets you apart from everyone else.

Waaaay apart.

It's the reason he shoulda won the Smack-off. That slight was far more egregious than the Derek Fisher-Brent Barry non-foul call in the Western Conference playoffs.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:27 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Wow...what the fuck is this?

Rumple and his H-Town friends are prone to posting there cock on all male message boards. It's a mentally retarded effort on Rumps behalf to flip his latent homosexual internet behavior and deflect.
I've got a new nickname for you. Your erratic, uncontrolled, random efforts at slinging smack have earned you the name Smackson Pollock.

Oneboarders, watch out for

Don't step to THAT.

Comprehension skills a little stunted? Hey, aren't you the owner of this place? I got a nickname for you.

Internet Loser

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:46 pm

You were warned to stay down, PSUFUCKHEAD. Now look what hath been wrought. You're an Internet Loser, too. I don't see you recovering from this until long after Tiger is back on the course.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:06 pm

After such a brutal pummeling PSU, I'd say your only salvation would be to wave the white flag, and proclaim...

"At least I'm not AP."

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:31 pm

Where the FUCK am I gonna find some white, unstained material to wave?

Oh well, at least I'm not AP...

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:32 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Where the FUCK am I gonna find some white, unstained material to wave?

Oh well, at least I'm not AP...

Well played.