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JACKSON, Mississippi (AP) -- Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl Thursday morning at a south Mississippi hospital, according to a person close to the Spears family.

The person confirmed the baby's birth to The Associated Press. The person asked not to be identified because the family had not yet announced the baby's birth.

The 17-year-old was the star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101," a sitcom about prep school friends, and is the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. The Spears family announced in December that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. The father is Casey Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Mississippi.
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Get fucked wrote:Get fucked
Wrong tense.
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Question, Dogslayer - yes, the girl had potential - perhaps not as an engineer or doctor or etc., but...potential, nonetheless. Do you really think that potential is gone now, just because she reprodouched?
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I think her potential got filled. It will probably get filled again as soon as the stitches are out.

RACK Her for using her fucking potential for what it was made for.
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But surely her potential is intact, right?
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Jsc810 wrote:PSUFAN, 17 year old kids should not become parents, regardless of their circumstances. Of course, given her family money, she will have an easier time than the typical 17 year old parents, but I still think it was a mistake for her to do this.
What's wrong w having a kid at 17 and getting your independence back at 35 while you still have some vigor?
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Since when ? It wasn't all that uncommon in the states - not too long ago and in many other countries and cultures it's still quite prevalent.
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Jsc810 wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:But surely her potential is intact, right?
No. Her life is forever changed.

She will enjoy the benefits of money and celebrity, but her childhood is gone. 17 is too early to become a parent.
Her childhood was gone a LONG fucking time ago. How long has she been holding down full time employment?
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I also meant to RACK Goobers catch.

That is funny when you think about it.

In other birfin' news.

!!!!NFW!!!! http://temple3.files.wordpress.com/2007 ... pers-3.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; !!!NFW!!!

Had a baby too. Wow, just wow. She really wasn't saving herself for me. Reality is a bitch. :lol:
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teh first three words of this title would be a killer pron video......
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Mods......
You need something, tubby?

Just watching you jump. :D
I thought you might need a tissue.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
I thought you might need a tissue.
To wipe my ass or tears?
Probably both. With the same tissue. Ass first.
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Jsc810 wrote:17 year old kids should not become parents

Shit, in a messican heritage that is almost too late.
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Wonder how the family will act when Aunt Britney is around the child.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
I thought you might need a tissue.
To wipe my ass or tears?
Probably both. With the same tissue. Ass first.
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MadRussian wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: To wipe my ass or tears?
Probably both. With the same tissue. Ass first.
Does shutyomouth know where to send you the rent check for his space in your dome??
You do realize how badly he has established eternal BODE on you, huh? :lol:
Tardspray is quite capable of claiming his own bode. He has years and years of practice. I’m sure he appreciates you giving his dick a fresh tongue-bath, though.
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DAMN!!! We were hoping to get a couple shots of her razor-abused clam onto the internet before she reproduced.

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Just making an observation, as you continually poodle nip his ankles, and you arent even almost funny doing it.
Sorry to get your estrogen levels all out of whack, and create thoughts of dick baths and stuff like that you...
Maybe you are just repressing sexual urges towards him?? Your asshole get wet or something?


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Tardspray is quite capable of claiming his own bode. He has years and years of practice. I’m sure he appreciates you giving his dick a fresh tongue-bath, though.
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Nice to see this thread kept alive.


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MadRussian wrote:Just making an observation, as you continually poodle nip his ankles, and you arent even almost funny doing it.
Sorry to get your estrogen levels all out of whack, and create thoughts of dick baths and stuff like that you...
Maybe you are just repressing sexual urges towards him?? Your asshole get wet or something?


Goober McTuber wrote:
Tardspray is quite capable of claiming his own bode. He has years and years of practice. I’m sure he appreciates you giving his dick a fresh tongue-bath, though.
Ankle-biter, IKYABWAI, and .net tard says I’m not funny.

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Mad Russian is your troll?
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