One of my Best!!!

[Sirfindafold]

A plane is decreasing speed rapidly downward, the pilot comes
over the intercom and says "i'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but
unfortunately we're gonna have to let some of the luggage go"...the
plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the
intercom "I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start
releasing passengers by alphabet order beginning with the letter "A."

"A!!!"...AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?!?... No one answers "B!!!"
BLACK PEOPLE ANY BLACK PEOPLE?!? again, silence. "C!!!" COLORED PEOPLE,
ANY COLORED PEOPLE?!?...silence.

A black boy in the back turns to his mother and says "but mom,
aren't we african american?, aren't we black? Aren't we colored?" The
mother turns to her son and says "yes son, but today we
mvscals!!!...mexicans go first...

The little black boy turns to the little mexican and
laughs......!!! The mexican kids laughs back and says nigga I'm a
WETBACK......

[Goober McTuber]

F+, BTW.

[PSUFAN]

simply awful.

[bbqjones]

i thought it was funny.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Jokes are fucking stupid.

[Sirfindafold]

simply awful.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

That seems pretty dramatic. I think I'll just skip over them instead.

But if I do kill myself, you BEST keep your knife and fork away, buddy.