The Amendment that Separates Citizens from Subjects

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The Amendment that Separates Citizens from Subjects

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The Amendment That Separates Citizens from Subjects

Residents of Airstrip One are referred to as "subjects," because they are subject to all manner of moonbattery, including being denied the fundamental right to defend themselves. This results in a climate of lawlessness, whereby criminals know they have nothing to fear when the police aren't around. Stan Dixon is an example of the consequences; the 60-year-old vet was killed when he asked some thugs on a bus to stop swearing in front of his lady friend.

Civilization still has a fighting chance in Plantation, Florida. When savages robbing a Subway sandwich shop tried to force 71-year-old retired Marine John Lovell into the restroom, where they might have killed him, Lovell pulled out his legal handgun and opened fire. The robbery was foiled, and no one was hurt who didn't have it coming.

Lowlife Fredrick Gadson took a well-earned round in the chest. His grandmother Rosa Jones is screeching that the heroic Marine is the villain. No doubt if she had her way, only sociopaths like her grandson would be armed. Chalk up another vote for Obama.

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It's a safe bet Rosa will vote to reduce us to subjects.
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Cuda wrote: When savages robbing a Subway sandwich shop
Damn. Those arrows have a greater range that I thought.

Must be the double meat option that attracted them.

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That guy looks like "James Brown".
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"They all look alike ??"
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