Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.

[Mister Bushice]

I dream of rope
Around toddowens neck
I awake to sticky sheets

[smackaholic]

I dream of rope
Around toddowens neck
I awake to sticky sheets

Last I checked 5-7-5 was the rule.

[Qbert]

fuck a bunch of you

you do not really know me

get a life fuck heads

[Mister Bushice]

I dream of rope
Around toddowens neck
I awake to sticky sheets

Last I checked 5-7-5 was the rule.

What? You mean like the "write a haiku about a movie" rule no one paid attention to?

Rules? We don't need no stinking rules, so I wrote a fucku instead.

Like this one:

I wish my mother -5
Was a five year old girl = 6
Oedo-pedo fuck - 5

--Tarddowen - 3

I don't think I like this school.

[smackaholic]

bushice is gifted

in the art of counting high

NOT, sin reggie white

[Biggie]

You are Mister Pink
Why do I have to be Pink?
Cuz you are faggot
______________________

Whoops I shot Marv
Better call Winston Wolf fast
Don't snort heroin
______________________

Beep bop Boop beep Beep
Here comes Darth fucking Vader
LoganFan is dork
_____________________

Snow White has nice tits
Seven dwarves fill all her holes
Including her ears
_________________

I need shoes, manny
I got fucking shoes, manny
I need some socks too

[LTS TRN 2]

Summer City Sex--
Gals sad, stressed, scared and stupid...
Where are jokes? Skip it!

[Louis Cyphre]

Hopping on one leg
The Black Knight always triumphs
It's just a flesh wound

[poptart]

Norv's oozing pock mark
Gnarly as my mornin’ dump
Shaped like my third eye

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At the Burger King
Midget sportin' camel toe
'BODE says my diet

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Mom's house in Fresneck
'Tard be on the message board
Twelve step Superman

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Rollercoaster boy
Hat floatin' like a b'fly
Head stung like a bee

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Head 'nog at Piled High
Change flows like triple cherries
BSmack fluff and rim

[Cuda]

i will rack biggie
bbq thinks he's stupid
he brings the funny

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Sorry I'm late, all
hand cramp...

[Goober McTuber]

Sorry I'm late, all
hand cramp...

That doesn't look like 5-7-5.

[Goober McTuber]

Fat Paul and Screwball
Hanging from my hairy ass
Like dingleberries.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

That doesn't look like 5-7-5.

Tell me you're joking.

[Goober McTuber]

That doesn't look like 5-7-5.

Tell me you're joking.

You catch on really quick.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You catch on really quick.

Nice save.

[Biggie]

You do drugs, Danny?
Havencamp wears green to hide
Cannonball coming

[Smackie Chan]

Did you get memo?
Need you to work Saturday
Don't take my stapler
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Mongo like candy
Welcome to our new...n|gger
Oh, it's twue, it's twue!

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Co-pilot is tall
I fought in Nacho Grande
Don't call me Shirley

[smackaholic]

ET is his name
from a far away planet
about zyclone's height

[Smackie Chan]

What we have here is
Failure to communicate
Boil me up some eggs

[.m2]

Dumpster Muffin gone,
Your odor has left, FOOTBALL
Smell is in the air!


Unwashed hippy girl.
So many dreams unfullfilled,
Hot water and soap.


Screaming on your perch,
Your 15 minutes of fame
Are over, GOT BAIL?


Poo and urine tossed,
Treesitters war will be lost,
What time is kick-off?

[Q, West Coast Style]

Chief Brody says you're
Gonna need a bigger boat
Quint didn't listen

Dead N!gger storage
The path of the righteous man
Who is Zed Zed's dead

Fuck the boys back home
Fuck Teamsters Fuck Las Vegas
Holes in the desert

[bbqjones]

one million dollars
to fuck your wife doggystyle
suck my balls redford

[Shine]

Canoe trip is nice
Rednecks arrive trip goes bad
Ouch my anus hurts