a 41 y/o swimmer goes to the olympics

PL · Post by PL » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:47 pm

with a qualifying american record.

sounds legit.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:55 pm

Rack that lady. They showed her training regimen on TV the other day. One word--BRUTAL !
Will be rooting for her next month to bring home a medal. I'll be watching even if it is delayed broadcast for most of us here.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:16 pm

She keeps asking to be tested. “Take my urine. Please.” She considers being tested a compliment. From what I’ve seen, I’d say she’s clean. And freakishly fit.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:09 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:She keeps asking to be tested. “Take my urine. Please.” She considers being tested a compliment. From what I’ve seen, I’d say she’s clean. And freakishly fit.

There's two possible explanations. One is that she is freakishly fit and "stringent testing" has forced her competition to give up doping. It's possible, but not fucking likely.

The other, much more believable explanation is that she's found a method of doping that is currently undetectable. Therefore, she's got no problem with being tested.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:11 pm

maybe she's taking Viagra

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:13 pm

BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:She keeps asking to be tested. “Take my urine. Please.” She considers being tested a compliment. From what I’ve seen, I’d say she’s clean. And freakishly fit.
There's two possible explanations. One is that she is freakishly fit and "stringent testing" has forced her competition to give up doping. It's possible, but not fucking likely.

Considering that she just set a new American record, yeah, maybe that’s not the answer. Genius.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:26 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:She keeps asking to be tested. “Take my urine. Please.” She considers being tested a compliment. From what I’ve seen, I’d say she’s clean. And freakishly fit.
There's two possible explanations. One is that she is freakishly fit and "stringent testing" has forced her competition to give up doping. It's possible, but not fucking likely.
Considering that she just set a new American record, yeah, maybe that’s not the answer. Genius.

Just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. Not that this picture does.

She's got bigger arms than most dudes.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:28 pm

BSmack wrote:The other, much more believable explanation is that she's found a method of doping that is currently undetectable. Therefore, she's got no problem with being tested.

That’s giving her the benefit of the doubt? Whatever.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:48 pm

At least we're not AP.

Sin,
Post Op Trannies

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:02 pm

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

:fap fap fap fap fap fap:

--Fu

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:45 pm

39 year olds
having babies?
seems perfectally
natural
to me! crazy
times! I'm living
in an insane
asylum! ! !

-Mrs. O

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:58 pm

MrsO had our youngest daughter at age 42 asshole !
Fuck you and fuck the OB/GYN that told her she was too old to be having kids.
I nearly punched out that freak and I'd gladly knock your fucking head off !

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:12 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:She keeps asking to be tested. “Take my urine. Please.” She considers being tested a compliment. From what I’ve seen, I’d say she’s clean. And freakishly fit.

...that and she enjoys giving golden showers.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:28 pm

She's channeling Henny Youngman? This could get interesting.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:38 pm

Looks like wolfie is channeling Robert Conrad.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:53 pm

Wolfman wrote:I nearly punched out that freak and I'd gladly knock your fucking head off !

So, you nearly punched somebody out and now you're that close to cyber-knocking the head off of some other phpbbloser who you don't know. That's outstanding. You've seriously been at this since the 90's?

Arr-oo.
_________________________

"Score a goal, Billy."

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:59 pm

I don't know. This frisky version of wolfman is a bit more interesting than

the guy who put
every one to sleep
with dull
stories of his youth!!

If he ever did try and punch anyone you gotta figure the odds are good he's gonna stroke out before his fist moves forward towards the target.

crazy times!!!!

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:36 am

I'd seriously be looking for an Adam's apple on that dude.

Honestly, how could she have a kid and still have hips that narrow?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:41 am

With those muscles she probably squirted the kid out like a melon seed.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:26 pm

Louis Cyphre wrote:Honestly, how could she have a kid and still have hips that narrow?

Lotta (vain) women have c-sects 3 weeks early to keep their figure.

In any case, I'm not wondering about the figure. I'm wondering how he had a baby in the first place.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:06 pm

Don't know if this one does justice but the woman is in damn good shape.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:20 pm

Yes, she is in great shape. That is impressive...a most notable accomplishment.

As far as her being hot, well...I myself am attracted by secondary sexual characteristics that are noticeably female. The only thing girly there is the 2-piece bikini...that ain't enough.

I wouldn't want to lure her away from Rack Fu anyway.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:40 pm

I would not want to have been "downstream" when those abs started contracting during labor.

Kid prolly exited the chute headfirst at about 45 mph.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:15 pm

What's the big deal, anyway?

If I watch any Olympics broadcasts of gymnastics and whatsuch, I'm sure I'll be sending 41 year old swimmers all over the screen.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:03 pm

Actually, who gives a a fuck about all that?

If a 41 year old woman can qualify for the fucking olympics just after poping out a kid, you should just give her props and STFU.

But being the losers you are...

Carry on.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:52 pm

I can't believe Dins hasn't been RACKed for that post yet. No sweat, I got it.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:03 pm

Rooster wrote:I can't believe Dins hasn't been RACKed for that post yet. No sweat, I got it.

Everyone 'got it', Einstien.

Let us know when you can decipher Laurel and Hardy.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:28 pm

Dinsdale wrote:What's the big deal, anyway?

If I watch any Olympics broadcasts of gymnastics and whatsuch, I'm sure I'll be sending 41 year old swimmers all over the screen.

You are aware that most of the gymnasts that you'll be "saluting" are 14 year old girls with the bodies of 12 year old boys?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:45 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:What's the big deal, anyway?

If I watch any Olympics broadcasts of gymnastics and whatsuch, I'm sure I'll be sending 41 year old swimmers all over the screen.
You are aware that most of the gymnasts that you'll be "saluting" are 14 year old girls with the bodies of 12 year old boys?

Don't be a hater.

That's just how he rolls...

T1B

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