Mam...Where's the ham?
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
Why do you keep bunting foul balls with two strikes?
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
Hopefully he's in your ear right now, silkenly advising your self-administered Final Comeuppance. That might be an angel, though...Where does the devil enter into all of this.
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
Todd,it's never too late for a coat hanger..
jiminphilly wrote:SaladTosser wrote:What's going on here?
A few of us are ruining some tube socks.
Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
Yes, it's good to see d.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
Concur wholeheartedly, it is good to see a dIt posting, if only as a drive by.
Read less d. Post more.
Jay
Read less d. Post more.
Jay
Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
Greetings and slututations mi hermanos!
I'll try to make the drive-by tard slappings a little more often;)
I'll try to make the drive-by tard slappings a little more often;)
jiminphilly wrote:SaladTosser wrote:What's going on here?
A few of us are ruining some tube socks.
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
And you have the temerity to accuse Coods of suckling Biggies ballsack?Jay in Phoenix wrote:Concur wholeheartedly, it is good to see a dIt posting, if only as a drive by.
Read less d. Post more.
Jay
Right, well I guess we know now who's scrotum you inhale.
Hey DiT... who the fuck are you again? I've not ever seen much from you to be impressed with... I guess that's why absence makes the heart grow fonder. Milk it like JCT.
Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
well that's a relief.War Wagon wrote:And you have the temerity to accuse Coods of suckling Biggies ballsack?Jay in Phoenix wrote:Concur wholeheartedly, it is good to see a dIt posting, if only as a drive by.
Read less d. Post more.
Jay
Right, well I guess we know now who's scrotum you inhale.
Hey DiT... who the fuck are you again? I've not ever seen much from you to be impressed with... I guess that's why absence makes the heart grow fonder. Milk it like JCT.
the day I'm here to impress tonsil boxing fucktards like yourself will be the day I use the coathanger on myself.
toodles:)
jiminphilly wrote:SaladTosser wrote:What's going on here?
A few of us are ruining some tube socks.
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
that's a new one.tonsil boxing
I'm impressed. :wink:
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
This thread is so inspirational...
But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.
Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.
I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.
Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.
I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
Message brought to you by Diogenes.
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
Diogenes wrote:This thread is so inspirational...
But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.
Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.
I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
Have you won this Suck off thing yet?
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
And right on cue, just like the ankle-nipping chihuahua he is. Hey Wiggles, tell me, how exactly does one transform the phrase "Concur wholeheartedly, it is good to see a dIt posting, if only as a drive by." into some sort of deviant act?War Wagon wrote:And you have the temerity to accuse Coods of suckling Biggies ballsack?
Right, well I guess we know now who's scrotum you inhale.
Got something on your mind sport? Having fantasies about Coods and Biggie?
Hey pal, just 'cause your daughter is gender confused, don't project that garbage here. And if you aren't familiar with DiT, then you're much more of a newbie tard than I ever thought. That Suckoff Ring is in sight now, so go for the Brass, you ass.
grrrr, rassin'frassin' edits
Last edited by Jay in Phoenix on Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
It's early. I'm still pacing myself.Loganfan wrote:Diogenes wrote:This thread is so inspirational...
But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.
Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.
I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
Have you won this Suck off thing yet?
Message brought to you by Diogenes.
The Last American Liberal.


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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
That's damn good thinking....I don't know how Spray can just suck day after day after day without it wearing on him more than it does.Diogenes wrote:It's early. I'm still pacing myself.Loganfan wrote:Diogenes wrote:This thread is so inspirational...
But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.
Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.
I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
Have you won this Suck off thing yet?
R.I.P. Dennard/BP/Scritti
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
Posted: 14 Jul 2008 01:50 pm
grrrr, rassin'frassin' edits
Last edited by 'tard in Phoenix on 14 Jul 2008 02:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Jeebus TiP, you had to edit that... 34 minutes later? I didn't see what it was in particular you thought needed to be improved upon, but based on the dribblings you left, a full on delete would've have been a more suitable action.
As for DiT, he may be a legend in your mind, but it's quite apparent it doesn't take much to reach that lofty status based on the bell grading curve you aspire to be right in the middle of.
Keep working at it, but for gosh sakes, engage brain before bashing submit in the future. There's this little "preview" thingy where you can proof-read your own posts. Might save you from an embarassing edit in the future.
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
Had to Whitey? Nah, just wanted to. And since I already razzed myself for said edit, your little redundancy was well....redundant.War Whiner wrote:Jeebus TiP, you had to edit that... 34 minutes later?
Because there was nothing to it. But please, carry on with your stupid self...I didn't see what it was in particular you thought needed to be improved upon,
Ooooh, looky there, Wiggles made a funny. Well, sort of.but based on the dribblings you left, a full on delete would've have been a more suitable action.
Okay, not at all.
Hey, I'll let DiT speak for himself if he sees fit. And he isn't a legend, any more or less than anybody else claim other posters to be.As for DiT, he may be a legend in your mind, but it's quite apparent it doesn't take much to reach that lofty status based on the bell grading curve you aspire to be right in the middle of.
Nor am I. Long-time posters, we may be, but legends? There aren't any legends.
Or are there? Guess it depends on who you ask.
Get rid of the angst Whitey, you'll feel better.
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No, there aren't, leastwise when it comes to posting on message boards. Some contribute more than others. I try to take the tact that I'm not any better or worse than the next guy who figured out how to bang submit... 8,000 times.Jay in Phoenix wrote:There aren't any legends.
Or are there?
Of course, opinions vary and i could be wrong, but in the end, it's all vanity. I'll say this for you Jay... you don't back down and try to avoid the oh so common and droll stereotypical "smack" replies (sorta'), and for that you've earned some brownie points.
Peace!
Now go stifle yourself.

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Wags,you've got it that bad...
jiminphilly wrote:SaladTosser wrote:What's going on here?
A few of us are ruining some tube socks.
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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?
s'what happens when you have a daughter for a son...