Suck Off Standings

[Loganfan]

My average seems to be pretty weak. I just knew getting off the 'roids wasn't going to help my game.
If I were to become a liberal puke like Dio could that possibly help my numbers?

American League

Suckalicious Division

War Wagon .270
Toddowen .259
Derron .247
Mad Russian .245

Sucktastic Division

Revlimiter .254
Wolfman .247
BSmack .240
The Big Pickle .237


Scrotum Sucking Division

Adelpiero .289
Bobby42 .281
Papa Willie .254
Sirfindafold .234

National League

Suckaholic Division

Jerkovich .286
smackaholic .279
Neely8 .272
ADAM .271

Sucksational Division

Kid Nashville .295
Moving Sale .249
Cuda .198
LTS TRN .190

Suckulent Division

XXXL .295
Diogenes .254
.m2 .248
LoganFan .220

[Goober McTuber]

If you really want to be able to post like Diaphanous, you’re going to have to go ahead and remove the other half of your brain. Just sayin’.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

If you really want to be able to post like Diaphanous, you’re going to have to go ahead and remove the other half of your brain.

Not to mention switching from lager to apple pucker.

[Cuda]

If you really want to be able to post like Diaphanous, you’re going to have to go ahead and remove the other half of your brain.

Not to mention switching from lager to apple pucker.

[Loganfan]

Not to mention switching from lager to apple pucker.

I'm drawing the line there......he can rule the suckage all by himself if that's the sacrifice I'd have to make

[Cuda]

Why the long face? You're not even in dead last.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Gee Cuda, you're taking this pretty hard. If you want, I'll replace your name. Just say the word, little guy.

[Goober McTuber]

I liked it better when Cooter just naturally sucked. Now, it seems like he’s trying too hard.

[Cuda]

Gee Auntie Mgo, you're taking this pretty hard. If you want, I'll replace your name. Just say the word, little guy.

[Loganfan]

Gee PSU, you're taking this pretty hard. If you want, I'll replace your name. Just say the word, little guy.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You aren't supposed to try to suck beyond what's natural. That's what you're not getting. In fact, if anything, you should be striving you improve your game.

If you spam the board, the same rules apply as always.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

If my organizational skill is anything like your comprehension, I'm fucking doomed.

Look, asshat, the idea is to get eliminated...how do you do that? By not sucking. How can I better help you understand this, OldCountryBuffspray?

[PSUFAN]

RACK Mgo for pushing shutyomouth's "SMACK ON" button.

Smack off?

crickets chirping

Call outs?

crickets chirping

Busting on Auburn?

crickets chirping

Direct challenges to wytch-offs?

crickets chirping

SuckOff?


...

[Goober McTuber]

RACK Mgo for pushing shutyomouth's "SMACK ON" button.

Smack off?

crickets chirping

Call outs?

crickets chirping

Busting on Auburn?

crickets chirping

Direct challenges to wytch-offs?

crickets chirping

SuckOff?


...

[Loganfan]

Fuck.....I give up. Spray's just too much for any of us to handle one on one

[Diogenes]

RACK Mgo for pushing shutyomouth's "SMACK ON" button.

Smack off?

crickets chirping

Call outs?

crickets chirping

Busting on Auburn?

crickets chirping

Direct challenges to wytch-offs?

crickets chirping

SuckOff?


...

He's probably busy.

And for the privilige of being included in this funfest, I'm going to be busier.

For the record, who are these 'deciders'? What are their qualifications? What criteria are they using?

Oh, wait. I still don't care.




Carry on, losers.

[Loganfan]

For the record, who are these 'deciders'? What are their qualifications? What criteria are they using?

Oh, wait. I still don't care.

Just as well....they wouldn't tell you anyway

[Goober McTuber]

And then Gooberetta chimes in with his balls wrapped around Dave's olives, whose mouth is wrapped around MenGoo's ----------

And so it goes.

Just trying to make the .net tards feel at home.

Besides, I gotta recognize the funnay. I’ll do the same for you as soon as you bring some.

[Loganfan]

Besides, I gotta recognize the funnay. I’ll do the same for you as soon as you bring some.

You've got that much free time to just wait around until October?!?!?!


FUCK!.....I've gotta win that MegaMillions

[PSUFAN]

Dave - does MenGoo need your help?

Don't get mad, big guy...you have to admit it's true. Either way, welcome back to the fold. Now go fuckbutt somebody in the mouth.

[Diogenes]

And then Gooberetta chimes in with his balls wrapped around Dave's olives, whose mouth is wrapped around MenGoo's ----------

And so it goes.

Just trying to make the .net tards feel at home.

Besides, I gotta recognize the funnay. I’ll do the same for you as soon as you bring some.

I'm not from .net, Prickos. You wouldn't recognize "funnay" it it jumped up and sucked bacon out of your tiny testes.

I'll leave that to you, doublewide.

I prefer nailing their wives while they're at work.

[Diogenes]

I'll leave that to you, doublewide.

I prefer nailing their wives while they're at work.

You'll get cancer and end up fucking your chemo machine.

Bitch/fuck/cock/shit/cunt/pussy freak.

Blow me,tubby bitch.

BTW, you're still fat.












Spellcheck in lane one! paging Dimsdale!

Okay, wrong thread...

[Cuda]

Auntie Mgo displays all the advanced smack skills of a 3rd grader. "I'm not melting, YOU'RE melting; I'm funny, you're not; I'm not mad, YOU'RE mad, ceya, pussy"

Fucking douche-drizzle. Your precious little suck-off is going nowhere because a) you have no coherent design behind it, b) it isn't even remotely amusing, c) it has all appearances of being a piss poor attempt of a purse swing at posters who, for no objective reason, you think you're better than, and, d) the minute one of your targets starts to mock you and show you up as the pus-filled, scabbed over balloon knot you truly are, you play the all-time, gold-plated champion-bitch card that every whiny vag-drip with m0D powers eventually plays: you start deleting & moving threads.

Show us how it's done, champ!

[Cuda]

maybe he'll hold his breath till he turns blue

[Cuda]

... or maybe he'll become so blinded with rage that he accidentally shitcans his own thread

[Felix]

Cuda .198

that's what comes from constantly trying to park it