You gotta be fucking kidding me

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:20 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

The on-going meltdown has got to be costly.

You're taking this far too seriously, Auntie Mgo.

You obviously can't handle a little bit of smack...or dare I say, "disrespec."

You'll notice I dropped the "shutyomouth routine"

You're a fucking disgrace

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:26 pm

There's only so much a Ctrl key can take

Seems to be working just fine.

Sure took you long to get here. Get lost in shutyomouth's cock rolls?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:37 pm

You're taking this far too seriously, Auntie Mgo.

You obviously can't handle a little bit of smack

For all the time you've been bumping around on these boards, you sure are a smack neophyte, cuddles.

Spam meltdowns, "you're the one taking this seriously" replies, and CTRL-Cuda'ing in somebody else's wytches...damn, mighty impressive repertoire.

Lemme guess...your latest stalk target croaked again? Sorry for your loss.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:41 pm

Pus, my PM inbox tells me that most of the board- including some posters you'd never suspect- think Auntie Mgo came off as a total tool

You come in a distant second, but second nonetheless

Celebrate, superstar, you earned it

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:42 pm

Funny how BS is "above" smacking, unless it's directed at his sweaty e-chesticles. Pretty ironic how you've got such thin skin, eh fatboy? BTW, the cuddles cack sucking you've got going on is hardly necessary. He's perfectly capable of administering his own blow joys. Unless you're just in it for the protein.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:44 pm

my PM inbox tells me that most of the board- including some posters you'd never suspect- think Auntie Mgo came off as a total tool

I'm just gonna let that one sit there and glisten for a minute...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:45 pm

my PM inbox tells me that most of the board- including some posters you'd never suspect- think Auntie Mgo came off as a total tool

Oh, ok

We believe you.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:48 pm

Cuda wrote:Pus, my PM inbox tells me that most of the board- including some posters you'd never suspect- think Auntie Mgo came off as a total tool

My brain tells me that when a tard goes to the "But people like me!" card that he's fresh out of smack and should STFU.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:48 pm

Hello? Posters "you'd never suspect?" Let's see your faces! Show yourselves, goddamnit, or forever be forgotten in the dark depths of Cuda's pm box!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:48 pm

Cuda wrote:
Celebrate, superstar, you earned it

HEY NOW!

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:51 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Dude - look what I've done to the traffic of this place.

Hey!!! That's my line!!. Stealing my schtick ain't gonna help your average.

Papa Willie wrote: I can make ANYFUCKINGBODY jump anytime I fucking feel like.

I dunno.....seems to me if you weren't here they'd just be ganging banging....errrrr......ganging up on somebody else. They're like chihuahuas......they hunt in packs

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:54 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Loganfan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Dude - look what I've done to the traffic of this place.
Hey!!! That's my line!!. Stealing my schtick ain't gonna help your average.

Papa Willie wrote: I can make ANYFUCKINGBODY jump anytime I fucking feel like.
I dunno.....seems to me if you weren't here they'd just be ganging banging....errrrr......ganging up on somebody else. They're like chihuahuas......they hunt in packs
And I'm a big motherfucker, so I can step on anybody I want to.

NEENER FUCKING NEENER, BITCH!

I thought you'd lost weight since you've gone to grilling small children instead of deep-frying them. :?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:57 pm

I can make ANYFUCKINGBODY jump anytime I fucking feel like.

Your pudding thighs would put Mount Vesuvius to shame, that's for certain.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:58 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
I can make ANYFUCKINGBODY jump anytime I fucking feel like.
Your pudding thighs would put Mount Vesuvius to shame, that's for certain.

Jump fucker, JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Spray

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:01 pm

BSmack wrote:For the sake of humanity!
Skelly!
SHUT IT DOWN!?@*@?!???!!!!

Enter EgoDoner, mouse and cord dangling from his tuckus like a tail.

Ahh, the old daze...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:01 pm

If logging onto a smack board and posting a reply = "jumping," what would you call spending hours writing, playing, and recording a song about another poster who called you fat? Going TRIATHLON?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:09 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Ahhh - there's the "I'm losing so I'll call him fat" one trick pony shit. Promise me you're better than the cunt blood whore.

Coming from the flubber secreting tub of butter who screeches, "You're just a faggot" line in every one of your spammings, fuckin' pot meet fuckin' kettle.

Nice one lardass.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:11 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Nice one lardass.

Nice reset.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:13 pm

Beat me to it, Indy. Rack.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:19 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:If logging onto a smack board and posting a reply = "jumping," what would you call spending hours writing, playing, and recording a song about another poster who called you fat? Going TRIATHLON?

Ahhh - there's the "I'm losing so I'll call him fat" one trick pony shit. Promise me you're better than the cunt blood whore.

Actually, he didn’t call you fat. He simply mentioned that another poster had called you fat. You FAT fucking RETARD.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:22 pm

Actually, he didn’t call you fat. He simply mentioned that another poster had called you fat. You FAT fucking RETARD.

Truly, I couldn't script this stuff even with my heralded team of writers. I call this dickbag "fat" in just about every other post prior to, but in the one post where i DON'T call him fat, he seems to believe that I have.

Fucking priceless.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:34 pm

Papa Willie wrote:You're barely more than a maid around here. I'll take a steaming black-man shit on Mgo's head, but you'd better bet your shit-slave ass you'll be the one cleaning it up.

Cunt.

Okay, okay, so you c&p shit over fag. Very clever indeed.

Look, Cheetos! Run fatboy, run!

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:36 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Actually, he didn’t call you fat. He simply mentioned that another poster had called you fat. You FAT fucking RETARD.
Truly, I couldn't script this stuff even with my heralded team of writers.

This is all fucking retredded stuff from the last few years.....no reason you couldn't have written this whole thing out.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:56 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Ahhh - there's the "I'm losing so I'll call him fat" one trick pony shit. Promise me you're better than the cunt blood whore.
Actually, he didn’t call you fat. He simply mentioned that another poster had called you fat. You FAT fucking RETARD.

Are you going to get a good Felch out of Mgo for having his back like this?

Seriously - what's your purpose in here, or anywhere else?

What I get out of this is a chuckle, largely at your expense.

My purpose here is to have a few laughs, cause you to jump, and enjoy your hatred of me. Not terribly lofty goals, I know, but easily achieved.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:00 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: What I get out of this is a chuckle, largely at your expense.

My purpose here is to have a few laughs, cause you to jump, and enjoy your hatred of me. Not terribly lofty goals, I know, but easily achieved.
I don't hate you at all, Goobs. If I did, I'd track you down and blow your fucking face off. :D

He'd just leave fried chicken droppings going in the other direction and you'd never find him

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:03 pm

Loganfan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: What I get out of this is a chuckle, largely at your expense.

My purpose here is to have a few laughs, cause you to jump, and enjoy your hatred of me. Not terribly lofty goals, I know, but easily achieved.
I don't hate you at all, Goobs. If I did, I'd track you down and blow your fucking face off. :D
He'd just leave fried chicken droppings going in the other direction and you'd never find him

Posts like that are not going to help you win the Suck-Off.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:03 pm

If Logan stopped posting, this'd be a lot more fun.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:12 pm

My "buddies?" Who would that be exactly? What I see here are a group of smackers smacking on a smack board. You're doing the same, tubby. Starting to figure it out yet?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:16 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:My "buddies?" Who would that be exactly? What I see here are a group of smackers smacking on a smack board. You're doing the same, tubby. Starting to figure it out yet?

Come on, don’t rush him. He’s only been at this for about 10 years.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:21 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:My "buddies?" Who would that be exactly? What I see here are a group of smackers smacking on a smack board. You're doing the same, tubby. Starting to figure it out yet?

Come on, don’t rush him. He’s only been at this for about 10 years.
Will he fuck you in the ass first, or vice-versa?

It’s your little fantasy. You tell me.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:22 pm

No - you've got a few "felcherettes" that follow you around. You follow them around. When somebody pees on their poop, the others come running.

You've been slurping cuda cack like a piece of angel hair pasta for 3 straight days. I'm sure you conveniently have an alternative definition for that though.

By yourself, you run and vagina.

Huh?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:31 pm

why should I help him?

Couldn't tell ya, skinny. Why should you? Why ARE you? At this point, you really don't have much choice. His ctrl key is buried in your upper sigmoid.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:32 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:

It’s your little fantasy. You tell me.
But it's you're reality. I'd say you'd take first.

Incorrect use of you're. Tard.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:37 pm

Grammar smack!!!!! RACK!!!!!!!!!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:40 pm

Loganfan wrote:Grammar smack!!!!! RACK!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, that’s all his remark rated. Thanks for the RACK, though. I'll add it to my collection.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:42 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Loganfan wrote:Grammar smack!!!!! RACK!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, that’s all his remark rated. Thanks for the RACK, though. I'll add it to my collection.

That'll look damn good hung next to your wife's new rack.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:00 pm

At least you’re doing your part to put the South in the news:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/diet.fit ... index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:08 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/diet.fit ... index.html

1. Mississippi, 32.0 percent
2. Alabama, 30.3
3. Tennessee, 30.1
4. Louisiana, 29.8
5. West Virginia, 29.5
6. Arkansas, 28.7
7. South Carolina, 28.4
8. Georgia, 28.2
9. Oklahoma, 28.1
10. Texas, 28.1

The meat grinder has taken on a whole new meaning.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:42 pm

Papa Willie wrote:We eat more, fuck more, have more sun, beat ass better, and stomp on fuckcakes better.

fucking HOLLA

damn straight, jigga

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:45 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/diet.fit ... index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

There's only one city on Planet Earth that Googles the word "vegan" more than "McDonald's."

But I'll only claim semi-BODE for that.