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Nice relaxing game of golf here..

So great when you take your irons upside of the dudes dome..

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I hate slow play as much as the next guy, but you think they would have just observed the time honored tradition of hitting into the the slower players, not hitting them upside the head.
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The blow left the 45-year-old victim bleeding profusely from the head.
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Dude made a good choice in choosing the 6-iron. That club is probably used the least amount of times in any given round.
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And then his mate demonstrated to him how unparalleled his shoulders were in the swing.
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I thought Tigger was the only balck golfer.


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RumpleForeskin wrote:Dude made a good choice in choosing the 6-iron. That club is probably used the least amount of times in any given round.

I use mine quite frequently. It's my punching-out-of-the-trees club.


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Nishlord wrote:And then his mate demonstrated to him how unparalleled his shoulders were in the swing.
The problem could be in his takeaway. You rush that and it can throw you right off plane and cause you to come in too steep.
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Dinsdale wrote:It's my punching-out-of-the-trees club.

So you're not denying it then.
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BSmack wrote: The problem could be in his takeaway. You rush that and it can throw you right off plane and cause you to come in too steep.

Quick takeaways kill.


Or in this case, at least maim.
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I use the 60* the least. Course, if I went at someone's head with the 60*, I'd probably coon'em in the ass.
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IndyFrisco wrote:Course, if I went at someone's head with the 60*, I'd probably coon'em in the ass.

RACK!

For the unfamiliar, that was some fine Golf Forum humor.
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