You gotta be fucking kidding me

[Loganfan]

Dude - look what I've done to the traffic of this place.

Hey!!! That's my line!!. Stealing my schtick ain't gonna help your average.

I can make ANYFUCKINGBODY jump anytime I fucking feel like.

I dunno.....seems to me if you weren't here they'd just be ganging banging....errrrr......ganging up on somebody else. They're like chihuahuas......they hunt in packs

And I'm a big motherfucker, so I can step on anybody I want to.

NEENER FUCKING NEENER, BITCH!

I thought you'd lost weight since you've gone to grilling small children instead of deep-frying them. :?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I can make ANYFUCKINGBODY jump anytime I fucking feel like.

Your pudding thighs would put Mount Vesuvius to shame, that's for certain.

[Loganfan]

I can make ANYFUCKINGBODY jump anytime I fucking feel like.

Your pudding thighs would put Mount Vesuvius to shame, that's for certain.

Jump fucker, JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



-Spray

[Jay in Phoenix]

For the sake of humanity!
Skelly!
SHUT IT DOWN!?@*@?!???!!!!

Enter EgoDoner, mouse and cord dangling from his tuckus like a tail.

Ahh, the old daze...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

If logging onto a smack board and posting a reply = "jumping," what would you call spending hours writing, playing, and recording a song about another poster who called you fat? Going TRIATHLON?

[Jay in Phoenix]

Ahhh - there's the "I'm losing so I'll call him fat" one trick pony shit. Promise me you're better than the cunt blood whore.

Coming from the flubber secreting tub of butter who screeches, "You're just a faggot" line in every one of your spammings, fuckin' pot meet fuckin' kettle.

Nice one lardass.

[indyfrisco]

Nice one lardass.

Nice reset.

[RadioFan]

Beat me to it, Indy. Rack.

[Goober McTuber]

If logging onto a smack board and posting a reply = "jumping," what would you call spending hours writing, playing, and recording a song about another poster who called you fat? Going TRIATHLON?

Ahhh - there's the "I'm losing so I'll call him fat" one trick pony shit. Promise me you're better than the cunt blood whore.

Actually, he didn’t call you fat. He simply mentioned that another poster had called you fat. You FAT fucking RETARD.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Actually, he didn’t call you fat. He simply mentioned that another poster had called you fat. You FAT fucking RETARD.

Truly, I couldn't script this stuff even with my heralded team of writers. I call this dickbag "fat" in just about every other post prior to, but in the one post where i DON'T call him fat, he seems to believe that I have.

Fucking priceless.

[Jay in Phoenix]

You're barely more than a maid around here. I'll take a steaming black-man shit on Mgo's head, but you'd better bet your shit-slave ass you'll be the one cleaning it up.

Cunt.

Okay, okay, so you c&p shit over fag. Very clever indeed.

Look, Cheetos! Run fatboy, run!

[Loganfan]

Actually, he didn’t call you fat. He simply mentioned that another poster had called you fat. You FAT fucking RETARD.

Truly, I couldn't script this stuff even with my heralded team of writers.

This is all fucking retredded stuff from the last few years.....no reason you couldn't have written this whole thing out.

[Goober McTuber]

Ahhh - there's the "I'm losing so I'll call him fat" one trick pony shit. Promise me you're better than the cunt blood whore.

Actually, he didn’t call you fat. He simply mentioned that another poster had called you fat. You FAT fucking RETARD.

Are you going to get a good Felch out of Mgo for having his back like this?

Seriously - what's your purpose in here, or anywhere else?

What I get out of this is a chuckle, largely at your expense.

My purpose here is to have a few laughs, cause you to jump, and enjoy your hatred of me. Not terribly lofty goals, I know, but easily achieved.

[Loganfan]

What I get out of this is a chuckle, largely at your expense.

My purpose here is to have a few laughs, cause you to jump, and enjoy your hatred of me. Not terribly lofty goals, I know, but easily achieved.

I don't hate you at all, Goobs. If I did, I'd track you down and blow your fucking face off. :D

He'd just leave fried chicken droppings going in the other direction and you'd never find him

[Goober McTuber]

What I get out of this is a chuckle, largely at your expense.

My purpose here is to have a few laughs, cause you to jump, and enjoy your hatred of me. Not terribly lofty goals, I know, but easily achieved.

I don't hate you at all, Goobs. If I did, I'd track you down and blow your fucking face off. :D

He'd just leave fried chicken droppings going in the other direction and you'd never find him

Posts like that are not going to help you win the Suck-Off.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

If Logan stopped posting, this'd be a lot more fun.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

My "buddies?" Who would that be exactly? What I see here are a group of smackers smacking on a smack board. You're doing the same, tubby. Starting to figure it out yet?

[Goober McTuber]

My "buddies?" Who would that be exactly? What I see here are a group of smackers smacking on a smack board. You're doing the same, tubby. Starting to figure it out yet?

Come on, don’t rush him. He’s only been at this for about 10 years.

[Goober McTuber]

My "buddies?" Who would that be exactly? What I see here are a group of smackers smacking on a smack board. You're doing the same, tubby. Starting to figure it out yet?

Come on, don’t rush him. He’s only been at this for about 10 years.

Will he fuck you in the ass first, or vice-versa?

It’s your little fantasy. You tell me.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

No - you've got a few "felcherettes" that follow you around. You follow them around. When somebody pees on their poop, the others come running.

You've been slurping cuda cack like a piece of angel hair pasta for 3 straight days. I'm sure you conveniently have an alternative definition for that though.

By yourself, you run and vagina.

Huh?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

why should I help him?

Couldn't tell ya, skinny. Why should you? Why ARE you? At this point, you really don't have much choice. His ctrl key is buried in your upper sigmoid.

[Goober McTuber]

It’s your little fantasy. You tell me.

But it's you're reality. I'd say you'd take first.

Incorrect use of you're. Tard.

[Loganfan]

Grammar smack!!!!! RACK!!!!!!!!!

[Goober McTuber]

Grammar smack!!!!! RACK!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, that’s all his remark rated. Thanks for the RACK, though. I'll add it to my collection.

[Loganfan]

Grammar smack!!!!! RACK!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, that’s all his remark rated. Thanks for the RACK, though. I'll add it to my collection.

That'll look damn good hung next to your wife's new rack.

[Goober McTuber]

At least you’re doing your part to put the South in the news:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/diet.fit ... index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/diet.fit ... index.html

1. Mississippi, 32.0 percent
2. Alabama, 30.3
3. Tennessee, 30.1
4. Louisiana, 29.8
5. West Virginia, 29.5
6. Arkansas, 28.7
7. South Carolina, 28.4
8. Georgia, 28.2
9. Oklahoma, 28.1
10. Texas, 28.1

The meat grinder has taken on a whole new meaning.

[Douchebag]

We eat more, fuck more, have more sun, beat ass better, and stomp on fuckcakes better.

fucking HOLLA

damn straight, jigga

[Dinsdale]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/diet.fit ... index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

There's only one city on Planet Earth that Googles the word "vegan" more than "McDonald's."


But I'll only claim semi-BODE for that.

[Screw_Michigan]

Little late, here. RACK Mgo for getting all the typical kaziff-licking board barnacles in a pathetic melting frenzy.

[Dinsdale]

Little late, here... all the typical kaziff-licking board barnacles in a pathetic melting frenzy.

Guess he hadn't quite got all of them then, eh?







(You taking notes here, Kansas Citians?)

[Goober McTuber]

Little late, here. RACK Mgo for getting all the typical kaziff-licking board barnacles in a pathetic melting frenzy.

Thwap!

The sound of MenGoo's balls coming out of your mouth.

Read more, don't post.

Stop already with your nonsense about people sucking up to to Mgo. It's a pile-on, you simple-minded fuck. Someone had to get it started.

[War Wagon]

What's even funnier is that S_M jocks two MLB teams in his sig. Hey, maybe one of them will be a winner on any given day, right Screwed? What a bandwagon bitch.

Oh, and then this:

Nats record in games I've attended: 2-1.

Be sure and keep me updated on that, putz. I'm on the edge of my seat wondering how the Rationales have done in games you've attended.

What, are you like patting yourself on the back, as if due to your attendance, they're playing .667 ball?

You are the epitome of "suck". How you didn't make it into the suckoff is ponderous indeed. Must be because you generally suck so horrifically in forums other than CDS that you flew under the radar.

[War Wagon]

It's a pile-on, you simple-minded fuck. Someone had to get it started.

Goobs, directing traffic and assigning parking places.

[Goober McTuber]

It's a pile-on, you simple-minded fuck. Someone had to get it started.

Goobs, directing traffic and assigning parking places.

No, just trying to help out yet another deluded halfwit. Take a fucking number, Cletus. :wink: