Calling out TheJON
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Calling out TheJON
Dude...you've been messing with people around here. Don't you know there are folks around here who are going to STEP to you and sort your shit the fuck out?
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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who the fuck is TheJON? i don't give a FUCK
i'll take him on. I'LL TAKE ALL YALL ON. GET FUCKED, ASSWIPES
i'll take him on. I'LL TAKE ALL YALL ON. GET FUCKED, ASSWIPES
Get fucked, dick.
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He'll show up.....like Paul show's up to eat a fucking salad.
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Douchebag wrote:who the fuck is TheJON? i don't give a FUCK
i'll take him on. I'LL TAKE ALL YALL ON.
You'll be walking funny for a month
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You want me to post on this board? Come on now, have I EVER posted here??? (well besides this post, of course)
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I'd say....oh, about 1152 times.
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id bet even cuda could kick thejons ass.
help me scrape the mucus off my brain
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Wow...BBQ must be really drunk today.
Dude, JON is a fucking MENACE. The guy was practically raised by Mike Ditka.
Dude, JON is a fucking MENACE. The guy was practically raised by Mike Ditka.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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As tough as he is, though...I can't see him holding up against The Crew.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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PSUFAN wrote:The guy was practically raised by Mike Ditka.
And he was taken in the first round of the NFL draft... like 84 times in one season.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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No need for Ditka. I've got Mr. Rogers on my side. And those of you that think pedaphiles couldn't kick anyone's ass.....he's not a pedaphile, just ask PSUFAN.
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Fukk Mr. Rogers, Jon. You and Team Hasselhoff could DEMOLISH The Crew. It would be OVER before it started.
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
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Naww man, Team Hasselhoff days are over. Our #3 Intramural Flag Football League ranking midway through the season was as high as we ever got I believe and so The Crew (whoever they are, I actually don't want to know so please don't tell me, mmmkkkaay?) could probably handle them.
By the way, thanks a lot for getting me to post on this here board. I had vowed to refrain from ever posting here. When I leave would you guys prefer I flush or just leave the deuce I took swimming around??
By the way, thanks a lot for getting me to post on this here board. I had vowed to refrain from ever posting here. When I leave would you guys prefer I flush or just leave the deuce I took swimming around??
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We've smelt the long standing deuces you've laid in the CFB Fourm. It's right next door, mang.
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
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peeing in the pool is ok. pooping your pants anywhere is a pussy move.
help me scrape the mucus off my brain
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JON, the Crew is a bunch of perineum hair-flossing SEC fans. If you're feeling tough, STEP to them...they're a little swollen because The Dawgs are probably gonna be ranked high this preseason. We need some folks who don't pull their punches to deflate them a little bit.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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bbqjones wrote:pooping your pants anywhere is a pussy move.
Literally?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Remember the pussy he was married to; poop was the closest thing to moist that thing got in all his days of matrimony.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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puss move? No wonder you hate Mrs. BBQ. For most people, it's an anal move.bbqjones wrote:pooping your pants anywhere is a pussy move.
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
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dont confuse me dinsdale. ive only pooped my pants at home and its easy to clean up. i was referring to pooping in the pool and anywhere else not in your on abode. perhaps literally is correct. but again dont confuse me and im pretty sure even kogen could kick thejons ass too.
help me scrape the mucus off my brain
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dont even try it fuckers, im not taking any more pills today. no matter how much you bait me.
help me scrape the mucus off my brain
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It's not so bad.bbqjones wrote:i was referring to pooping in the pool and anywhere else not in your on abode.
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
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its disgusting. thats what it is.
theJoON must be a mvscal
theJoON must be a mvscal
help me scrape the mucus off my brain
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Wow, I haven't joined in on a poopy pants conversation in at least 18 years (when I was 9).
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hey TheJON
i'm the leader of the fucking CREW and my sole purpose here is to beat the FUCK out of mealy mouth fuckwads like YOU
let me know and I'll introduce you to the rest of my crew. i'll fucking pound your ass
i m3eet people from the internet and FIGHT THEM in real life. you wnat it next?
i'm the leader of the fucking CREW and my sole purpose here is to beat the FUCK out of mealy mouth fuckwads like YOU
let me know and I'll introduce you to the rest of my crew. i'll fucking pound your ass
i m3eet people from the internet and FIGHT THEM in real life. you wnat it next?
Get fucked, dick.
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was petrus accepted into the crew? he wrote to say he earned distinctions in two subjects for the highest marks at polytech. his lowest was in english because he lets his fists do most of the talking for his pink polo.
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i'm the leader of the fucking CREW
i'll fucking pound your ass
you wnat it next?
Well, that explains the pink polo! No thanks, Douchebag, I'm married and straight. But good luck finding the cock you so desire.
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Jon, you got any bus stations close by?
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Internet tough guy. I'm shaking in my boots.
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that's an involuntary reaction from the speedbag treatment mandingo is giving your prostate. Don't worry, it'll pass.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.