The republican attack machine starting to hit full stride

[War Wagon]

So this is what Billary meant when she said Barack was ill-equipped to deal with the machinations of the GOP come the fall campaign... and it's not even August yet.

Getcher NObama gear here



Might have to order up a dozen or so.

[Diogenes]

He ventured forth to bring light to the world
The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers.

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.

And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth - for the first time - to bring the light unto all the world.

He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kush, where the

Taleban had harboured the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world.

And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the threat of terror was no more.

From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it.

And lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of Armour that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the Child's very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the forces of the light.

And the Persians, who saw all this and were greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares.

From there the Child went up to the city of Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an ass. The crowds of network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet.

In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace.

As word spread throughout the land about the Child's wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.

And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.

The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.

And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.

Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel, vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at length.

But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours they had waited for him.

And so the Child told his disciples to fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets.

Thence he travelled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with the Child, but he was tempted not.

On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One.

And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.”

[BSmack]

So this is what Billary meant when she said Barack was ill-equipped to deal with the machinations of the GOP come the fall campaign... and it's not even August yet.

WTF are you talking about? Some online sleaze merchant launches an anti-Obama line of t-shirts and you think that sounds the death knell for Obama? They have the same kind of gear targeting Hillary still for sale on their website.

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[War Wagon]

WTF are you talking about? Some online sleaze merchant launches an anti-Obama line of t-shirts and you think that sounds the death knell for Obama?

Sleaze merchant? This isn't a gay marriage enabler. These are Great Americans... and they have bumper stickers and buttons too!

Besides, this is just a mere appetizer of what's to come... did that not be made clear? When we get done swift boating Obama, he'll be praying for the torpedos to just end it.

He really doesn't know what he's gotten himself into, but neither did Gore or Kerry.

[poptart]

Wagon, I can fully understand the anti-B.O. sentiment, but why exactly should anyone place a vote for John McCain?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I don't fully understand this one, but I'd buy the shirt none the less.

[War Wagon]

Wagon, I can fully understand the anti-B.O. sentiment, but why exactly should anyone place a vote for John McCain?

Because at this point, we as voters have two choices. That's all there is to it. And I will vote for the man I judge to have the most character. The man who won't be as easily swayed by political winds and the flavor of the moment. The man who sticks by his guns.

If I had my way, Huckabee would be the republican nominee.

Here's hoping that McCain makes a wise VP choice and surrounds himself with capable people.

As for Obama, all bullshit aside, he's completely unqualified for this job. This fuck would get pulled in 19 different directions at once and never really know which one was right.

[poptart]

You have three choices.

Don't vote for dogshit is the third and only sensible choice.

[War Wagon]

Not voting isn't an option. The day I choose not to exercise my right/duty to vote in a presidential election is never going to happen while I'm above ground.

This is American politics. We'll choose, whether you like it or not.

And I'll live with that choice, so will you.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Not voting isn't an option.

We'll choose, whether you like it or not.

And I'll live with that choice, so will you.

[Dr_Phibes]

Gonna stick with Bob Barr, Poptart?

[poptart]

No thanks.

[Diogenes]

Not voting isn't a responsible option.

FTFY.

Of course there's allways the option of whining like a little bitch and acquiescing in helping the worst possible candidate get through. Obama is counting on said losers.

Not an option for grownups with half a clue though.

[Diogenes]

Fuck off, bitch.

I won't be voting for anyone this year (unless McClown has the right running mate), I'll be voting against the leftist tool who wants to surrender to terrorists and raise taxes across the board.

Not to mention there are 7 SC Justices over the age of 70. I don't expect the best nominees from MCClown, but I know The One will pick The Worst.

Besides, McClown is really old. With any luck he'll stroke out early and we'll have Mitt in the White House.

But feel free to be a child and whine in the corner. Obamessiah is counting on you and I wouldn't expect anything more.

[Mikey]

Not an option for grownups with half a clue though.

Not sure about the growup part, but half a clue pretty well describes your depth.

[Dinsdale]

And I will vote for the man I judge to have the most character. The man who won't be as easily swayed by political winds and the flavor of the moment. The man who sticks by his guns.

So, this justifies your vote for an unfaithful husband (multiple instances, including fairly recently) who sells his vote to the highest bidder (which is VERY well documented, if one merely educates themself)?


You are truly a much-brained tard.


BTW-how's that whole "the surge is working" thing going this week?

[BSmack]

A McCain victory will prove that fiscal conservatives are an irrelevant constituency.

And how is that different than the defeats suffered at the hands of Nixon, Reagan, Bush 41 and Bush 43? You've ALWAYS been irrelevant.

[Dinsdale]

You've ALWAYS been irrelevant.

Oh, we'll have our day... since the Constitution agrees with us, and any belief otherwise is traitorous.


When you people finally get tired of stealing from each other, you'll understand about taking that which doesn't belong to you... since your mothers failed so miserably at this basic bit of Right vs. Wrong.

[War Wagon]

Not voting isn't an option.

Sure it is. It's the only sensible choice in this election.

What would that accomplish? Does it prove some sort of point?

Not to me, it doesn't. Whatever your opinion of the candidates merits and qualifications or lack thereof, they are the duly nominated choices from each mainstream party's process. Sure, many will rail against the unfairness or ineffectiveness of the two party system, but that's another story altogether. Suffice to say that this system has been in place, for all intent and purpose, since the founding. And no, the Whig party doesn't count.

At the end of the day on November 4th, the American people are going to elect a new POTUS. On January 20th, this man will then become CINC of the most potent military this planet has ever seen.

Do I want a say in that choice? Damn right I do. And no, I won't be one of these cunts who ride around with a "Don't Blame Me, I didn't Vote for Him" bumper sticker plastered on the back of my ride.

If you don't exercise your right to vote, you have no reason to bitch about a damn thing. Yet the sad reality is that it's those who cry 'foul' the loudest.

So cynical, so self-righteous, so sure that if only they were in charge, they'd have it all figured out.

Voting's not just a right, it's an obligation.

[Diogenes]

If you don't exercise your right to vote, you have no reason to bitch about a damn thing. Yet the sad reality is that it's those who cry 'foul' the loudest.

So cynical, so self-righteous, so sure that if only they were in charge, they'd have it all figured out.

Voting's not just a right, it's an obligation.

A duty, to be precise.

Not voting is nothing more than a de facto vote for whoever wins. If you don't want to vote, fine. Just shut your bitch ass up for the next four years. Your opinion is worth less than nothing. Hell, it's worth less than Marty's.

I picked Yeats for a reason. When you see The Obamination slouching towards Washington, just remember you sent him there.

[War Wagon]

When McCain loses because large numbers of fiscal conservatives sit this race out in utter disgust, it will signal the Republican party to get its fucking head out of its ass and start paying more than lip service its traditional philosophy of smaller, limited government and fiscal responsibility.

1. McCain isn't going to lose.

2. McCain says he will cut spending. Those are usually the first words out his mouth at most town hall meetings. Perhaps you don't believe that, but at least he's saying the right words.

3. Sitting back and "taking one for the team" by allowing Obama to cruise doesn't appeal to me.

[War Wagon]

And another damn thing... are you now taking prompts from CluelessDale, the 40 year old juvenile delinquent still living in Mom's basement?

Voting for McCain proves nothing except for the fact that you're a gullible idiot who will cheerfully support whichever piece of shit they pile in front of your face. Until you say, "ENOUGH!!", they will continue to pile up turd after turd after turd.

They have these things called caucuses and primaries. Maybe you've heard of them? That's where a bunch of people from all the States get together and choose, from among those who are inclined to run, who's going to be the next candidate.

"they" is "us", moron... and I didn't see your name on the ballot in Missouri. Didn't see Dins name either.

Quitcher' bitching about the deck being stacked and play the fucking hand you're dealt.

[War Wagon]

play the fucking hand you're dealt.

That is precisely what I'm doing.

You may have a long wait then for the cards to turn your way.

In the meantime, you're forfeiting your ante, throwing your hands up in the air, and essentially folding from the game. And make no mistake that politics is a high stakes game.

I'm fully vested in this game, and no bluffer is going to run my ass from the table.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Whatever your opinion of the candidates merits and qualifications or lack thereof, they are the duly nominated choices from each mainstream party's process.

Wow. That's some compelling testimonial you got there.



mv is correct. Not voting is sending a message.
The message is: "I'm not playing your bullshit game and furthermore, watch your back."

[Diogenes]

Whatever your opinion of the candidates merits and qualifications or lack thereof, they are the duly nominated choices from each mainstream party's process.

Wow. That's some compelling testimonial you got there.



mv is correct. Not voting is sending a message.
The message is: "I'm not playing your bullshit game and furthermore, watch your back."

Actually it's 'You guys are meanies. I'm taking my ball and bat and going home'.

It was gay when you losers were 10, and it isn't any better now.

[War Wagon]

Not voting is sending a message.

So is not paying your mortgage or car payment.

The message is "I'm a worthless bum who doesn't give a fuck".

The answer to that message is that they come take it away.

[Goober McTuber]

At the end of the day on November 4th, the American people are going to elect a new POTUS.

POTUS = Piece Of Totally Unadulterated Shit?

[Diogenes]

You may have a long wait then for the cards to turn your way.

And yours will never turn your way for the simple reason that you will never do anything to make that change.

Spoken like a true Know-Nothing.

It worked out so well for them...

[stuckinia]

If you don't exercise your right to vote, you have no reason to bitch about a damn thing.

Actually, you have the right to bitch about these two shit stains being the options. It's like choosing between eating dog shit or cat shit. Some of us will choose neither.

[Diogenes]

If you don't exercise your right to vote, you have no reason to bitch about a damn thing.

Some of us will choose neither.

Just like the bittermen who decided to sit out the '76 election after Reagan got edged out at the convention. A lot of folks thought Ford and Carter were equally worthless. The question should have been (and should be) are they equally harmless. Frankly we cant afford four years of an idiot wth even less economic savvy or foerign policy common sense than Carter this time around. And whereas if McClown is in the WH most of the senile seventysomething fucks on the SC will try to wait out four more years, if TheOne is elected we'll probably get at least four judicial activists on the bench for life.

But feel free to sit in the corner and pout. Just realize that you automaticly become an irrelevant nothing. And are part of the problem.

[Diogenes]

And are part of the problem.

...genuine conservatives...

...would genuinely want to conserve as much of America as possible rather than aquiesce to Carter II out of spite.

The solution is to act like a genuine American instead of a pouty child.

[stuckinia]

And are part of the problem.

Actually, those that continue to reward these worthless limpdicks by voting them into office are the problem.

[Diogenes]

Needless to say, you aren't a genuine conservative.

Did I say I was? The title under my av should have given you a clue.

Needless to say, you are a genuine dumbfuck.

[War Wagon]

If you don't exercise your right to vote, you have no reason to bitch about a damn thing.

Actually, you have the right to bitch about these two shit stains being the options. It's like choosing between eating dog shit or cat shit. Some of us will choose neither.

I have no doubt that over the past 220 some years, there have always been people like you who bitch about each and every candidate being unworthy of the job. It seems that nobody short of God himself could ever measure up to some folks expectations. Either that, or some just like to bitch about everything, all the damn time.

But guess what? Like 'em or not, somebody has to do that job, and burying your head under your pillow and sobbing isn't going to change that fact.

But by all means, go ahead and let other people make this decision for you. I guess you figure it absolves you of all guilt.

[Diogenes]

go ahead and let other people make this decision for you.

That is precisely what YOU are doing, dumbshit.

Quit projecting. What YOU are doing is playing right along with the DNC handbook. Apathy is a major part of their strategy.

"Le mieux est l'ennemi du bien."

-Voltaire

[War Wagon]

go ahead and let other people make this decision for you.

That is precisely what YOU are doing, dumbshit.

We're getting dangerously close to IKYABWAI territory here, but fuck it... go ahead and explain to me how voting vs. not voting = letting other people make my decisions.

Seriously, this does not compute.

I don't know what your mother taught you in South St. Louis, but mine in Northeast KC learned me to drag my sorry ass to the polls and VOTE. No excuses, no exceptions.

I won't have my mother shamed by me, and she was a sturdy Catholic democrat, now living out her years in a nursing home.

Did you even have a mother, mv? It seems like you're some sorta' automated phone bank program.

To be called a dumbshit, press one

[Diogenes]

Why do you hate Thomas Jefferson?

I don't. But I do recognize he was an overrated jerkoff.

But it's good to know you actually want to see America destroyed.

[War Wagon]

The sooner this country is irretrievably destroyed, the sooner we can begin putting it back together on a more sane footing starting with the basics.

Huh?

You're KYOA here, dude. Maybe you're not so automatic afterall.

Life's too short.

I won't sit back and willfully allow my country to be "irretrievably destroyed" by the simple act of not voting, or any other seditious measure.

[War Wagon]

That's crazy talk, mang.

We're not a nation of bums. We go to work everyday and pay our fucking taxes and our fucking bills, not expecting a bailout.

That's the vast majority of the American people... those that vote, anyway.

[Diogenes]

The lamps are going out all over America; we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime.


But only if mvscum and the Dems get their way.