Dear God, kill this hillbilly....

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:16 am

mtool, in a feat of self ass-kicking heretofore unseen in these parts, slams a "hillbilly" (there still aren't many hills in MS) by posting pictures of idyllic hills.

You shore larned us.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:18 am

.m2 wrote:
Qbert wrote:
.m2 wrote:You know why this "hillbilly" won't stay fucking retired ???

He lives on a farm in Mississippi!!!

Have any of you been to Mississippi ?

Seriously.... do you know what it's like living in Mississippi "on a farm" ?

This third grade reject has made millions and millions of dollars..... and he "lives on a farm in Mississippi"!!!

The only human being that could possibly be dumber than this fucking hillbilly, is The FAT Fuck from Kansas City.
WOW???????

insight from the "salesman" that sellz to the SAME People.

i feel the need to get a macremae braclet.

NOT...let me step up to that braclet that you add charms to.

Ok, Q.

I know you have a drinking problem.... but how in the hell do I sell to the SAME people ?

I don't do any shows in Mississippi, in fact, they don't have any Ren Faires there..... because to have a show you must have money.

99% of the people from Mississippi don't have enough money to buy a ticket to the show.

Anyway, I'm sure your post made sense to you.

yeah, i have a drinking problem.....its because work gets in the way.

my POINT which....you surely didn't MISS....was that you SELL to the Lowest Common Denomenator....so, the citizens of Mississippi might Apply.

baked out hippies that have $$$$ and will spend it 'cuz they're "baked"....aren't too different from toothless inbreds from Mississippi.

THEY ARE ALL DUMB.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:44 pm

Rodgers offers to not play for only $15 million

http://www.serioussportsnewsnetwork.com ... llion.html

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:36 pm

.m2 wrote:5. Hot Asian chicks

I laughed!

Hey m2, what do you got for $5.00?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:39 pm

Yeah, emmmstool, your 400 ft studio upstairs from a muffler shop has immense :bode:

over fav-ruh's spread because after kicking a few bums out of the way, you can get to really really big trees in a few hours.

Nice KYOA clinic you got going here.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:44 pm

Favre to be re-instated on Monday, likely heading to Green Bay for camp

http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d ... nfirm=true" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Aaron Rodgers reign as the #1 QB will be a short one...deal with it, m2. Are the Packers thickheaded enough to sit Favre just to prove a point? Favre screwed them in a way by retiring in the first place and forcing them to give the job to Rodgers but don't you think Favre wouldn't have been the undisputed #1 if he never retired in the first place? I can't see how McCarthy can say with a straight face that Rodgers has legimiatedly earned that job. He had it handed to him without having to win the job. Brett will be the Packers starter in Week 1...book it. Favre could've saved himself a lot of headache if he just came back right away and put the pressure all on the Packers instead of this stupid game in the media of bickering back and forth.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:15 am

SUCK ON IT M2OOL: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/ ... ortCat=nfl" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The King is back....and Reefer Boy from Cal takes his customary position riding the pine. All is right with the world again.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:23 am

Rodgers is screwed if they are going to have "an open competition". Do you really thinkg McCarthy will bench Favre if given the choice? Aaron, here's your ballcap and clipboard...enjoy another year on the sidelines.

Grab your Geiger counters...I think we may have ourselves a meltdown.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:23 am

Aaron Rodgers at Family Night just lead the #1 offense to a 80 TD drive on the #1 defense. Unfortunately, people are booing him now.

8:12 p.m.
There was more than a smattering of boos as Aaron Rodgers was introduced as quarterback with the starting offense. But he led the starters on a six-play, 80-yard touchdown drive, capped by a 4-yard touchdown run by Brandon Jackson. The drive was aided by a 38-yard pass interference penalty on rookie CB Pat Lee, who ran through Donald Driver on a go route. It only took 2 minutes, 45 seconds, so the 1s are getting another drive.

http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/ic/ ... ndex.shtml

People in the midwest aren't very bright...(Shoalzie, still bangin' your cousin?)

I can't wait for next season when Rodgers is quarterbacking for the Vikings or Bears and running the Packers into the ground.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:29 am

.m2 wrote:Unfortunately, people are booing him now.

It's all over for Aaron...better hope Brett trips getting out of the plane.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:33 am

Shoalzie wrote:
.m2 wrote:Unfortunately, people are booing him now.
It's all over for Aaron...better hope Brett trips getting out of the plane.

.m2 wrote:(Shoalzie, still bangin' your cousin?)

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:40 am

You're reaching, friend...but then again, you're in mourning.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:46 am

It's a rather simple question, Shoalzie.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:02 am

.m2 wrote:(Shoalzie, still bangin' your cousin?)

I would advise you to NOT go there in future posts, dipshit....unless of course you WANT to get run from here again.

Keep it on the straight and narrow m2ool....focus on the task at hand and leave the bullshit elsewhere.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:13 am

RevLimiter wrote:
.m2 wrote:(Shoalzie, still bangin' your cousin?)
I would advise you to NOT go there in future posts, dipshit....unless of course you WANT to get run from here again.

Keep it on the straight and narrow m2ool....focus on the task at hand and leave the bullshit elsewhere.

Go fuck yourself.... you FAT FUCKING RETARD!

I think Poptart speaks for everyone on the board NOT from Kansas City...

poptart wrote:Admins, m0ds, ... can we get together and eliminate Paul from this forum?

He simply can not be rehabilitated.

Get him out of here and maybe we can get back some of the solid posters who left here because it just wasn't worth it any more.

Let's do this.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:30 am

Brett Favre will be the starting QB for the Packers again in 2008....and Reefer Boy From Cal will be getting #4 his Gatorade and his dry cleaning, just like before.

So m2ool....what are your thoughts on Kyle Boller?

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:48 am

Adios, Hillbilly!

The Packers have chosen Aaron Rodgers...

I guess they really do want to win this year. Excellent choice.

BREAKING NEWS

http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikin ... tModules:4

By BOB McGINN, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

Last update: August 3, 2008 - 10:46 PM

GREEN BAY, Wis. — The Green Bay Packers welcomed back quarterback Brett Favre from the reserve-retired list Sunday knowing full well that they've already taken the first step toward trading him to the Minnesota Vikings.

Good times!

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:57 am

RevLimiter wrote:
.m2 wrote:(Shoalzie, still bangin' your cousin?)
I would advise you to NOT go there in future posts, dipshit....unless of course you WANT to get run from here again.

Keep it on the straight and narrow m2ool....focus on the task at hand and leave the bullshit elsewhere.

we'll SEE what happens....it aint over......no matter what rumor you post.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:58 am

IF that's the case, Brett Favre STILL wins because he's going to a better team than the Packers and he will make the Vikings arguably THE team to beat in the NFC.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:09 am

Bye Bye Hillbilly!

It's not very hard to outsmart a HILLBILLY...

Can't.... Stop.... Laughing

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8408908/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

So Ted Thompson said today that Favre is going to be welcome back with open arms. While technically that may be true this latest post from Jay Glazer of fox sports is quite telling. The following is taken from his article and the link is below. "The timing not only gives the Packers a brief reprieve from the looming media frenzy that will undoubtedly ensue when Favre takes the field for the first time, but it also gives them an additional 24 hours to work out a deal for the future Hall of Famer. Sources have told FOXSports.com that efforts to trade Favre will be ramped up once he shows up in Wisconsin. The same sources also said that once Favre reports, he will no longer have the right to veto any trade". So what should we gather from this? The obvious first thought is that they are gonna let him practice once and ship him off to a team he doesn't want to play for. I guess we'll find out shortly.

Seriously, this is just too fuckin' funny!!!

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:39 pm

The only thing better than Favre stealing the job back away from Rodgers in Green Bay would be them trading him to Minnesota and having him and Adrian Peterson jail sex the Rodgers and Packers in Week 1.

War the inevitable

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:53 pm

Saturday, August 26th, poptart said --
Green Bay could welcome Favre back and name him the starter.

Paul responds --
That will NEVER happen.

Fast forward to August 3rd ...

Paul wrote:Brett Favre will be the starting QB for the Packers again in 2008....

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:54 pm

poptart wrote:Saturday, August 26th, poptart said --

Fast forward to August 3rd ...

Um... nevermind.

I get your point.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:08 pm

War Wagon wrote:
poptart wrote:Saturday, August 26th, poptart said --

Fast forward to August 3rd ...
Um... nevermind.

I get your point.

He's in Korea, today is already yesterday for him.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:43 pm

mvscal wrote:If Farv-ruh ends up traded to a division rival, that entire managment group should be tarred and feathered and ridden out of town on a rail.

If one of the best quarterbacks to ever play the game who happens to be coming off a red hot season wants to play...you play him. This has got to be the easiest call in professional sports and Thompson has totally fucked it up.

Nailed it.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:44 pm

Is this even a question?

Rodgers may be the nest Earl Morell...

But who do you want as a back up?

Sign him up, put his ass on the bench. It would be better to have him and not need him than the other option.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:52 pm

Oh, and this JUST IN from Aaron Rodgers' performance at the Packers' scrimmage last night at Lambeau: 9-20, with NINE STRAIGHT INCOMPLETIONS mixed in for good measure.

Stand down, m2ool- you simply have no ammo to fight with at this point.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:03 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Oh, and this JUST IN from Aaron Rodgers' performance at the Packers' scrimmage last night at Lambeau: 9-20, with NINE STRAIGHT INCOMPLETIONS mixed in for good measure.

Actually, it was 7-20, but who's counting?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:19 pm

I felt generous.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:59 pm

Packers hire former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer

to be a consultant for one month. Code Red: the divorce is going final, the Favre trade will happen.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:01 pm

That means NOTHING- are you really this fucking stupid away from the computer too?

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:08 am

Mike McCarthy press conference scheduled for 8:15pm cst

http://www.packers.com/multimedia/packe ... _schedule/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Rumor has it that if MM & TT are both there expect the Packers to announce the trade tonight. If it is just MM the trade will be announced tomorrow.

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:43 am

.m2 wrote:Mike McCarthy press conference scheduled for 8:15pm cst

http://www.packers.com/multimedia/packe ... _schedule/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Rumor has it that if MM & TT are both there expect the Packers to announce the trade tonight. If it is just MM the trade will be announced tomorrow.

I don't know what bath house you hear your rumors in, but the press conference will be the official anouncement of the, "open competition," for starting QB in GB.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:28 am

.m2 wrote:Mike McCarthy press conference scheduled for 8:15pm cst

http://www.packers.com/multimedia/packe ... _schedule/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Rumor has it that if MM & TT are both there expect the Packers to announce the trade tonight. If it is just MM the trade will be announced tomorrow.

You have me intrigued, dear...I've got it streaming right now. It's a slow Monday night...gotta do something.

Kevin Seifert on ESPN.com is doing a live blog of the presser...going on 9:30 and still nobody has stepped to the podium.

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/nfcnorth?tag=brett%20favre" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:39 am

This just in... press conference postponed until tomorrow.

Favre and McCarthy are still talking about Brett's role with the team.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:47 am

Louis Cyphre wrote:This just in... press conference postponed until tomorrow.

Favre and McCarthy are still talking about Brett's role with the team.

Yup, no presser until tomorrow...

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:45 pm

The soap opera continues. As of 1:30 central time, Favre has left GB training camp and might be meeting with Ted Thompson this evening. Reports have him softening to the idea of a trade to Tampa. McCarthy's pressers is now scheduled for 5:00 pm.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:01 pm

Is m2 the only guy in the nation that feels rodgers would win a QB competition with farve?

I doubt rodgers even believes that.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:24 pm

Mr T wrote:Is m2 the only guy in the nation that feels rodgers would win a QB competition with farve?

I doubt rodgers even believes that.

He's out played him in the preseason the last two years.... why would this year be any different ?

The coaches found the opportunity to get rid of the "hillbilly" and they've jumped on it.

If they really felt that Favre was better, he'd be welcomed back on the team. It's that simple.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:29 pm

One of JSC's neighbor's cousins once beat Favre in a game of checkers.