You know you wanna suck this!!!

[War Wagon]

Milton Berle was hung?

Who knew?

[Smackie Chan]

Milton Berle was hung?

Who knew?

It wasn't exactly a well-kept secret.

[War Wagon]

Neither was John Holmes, but you don't see me remarking upon it.

Something you want to tell me about, mvSmackie?

[War Wagon]

Great.

Pickkkle slimes yet another thread with ignorance

Oh well, it probably belongs in the jar anyways.

I wasn't really here, ok?

[Smackie Chan]

Neither was John Holmes, but you don't see me remarking upon it.

Yes I do.

[poptart]

... meanwhile, Kid Nashville sets off on a furious search of 'celebrity email' sites desperately looking for CHARLES HALEY.

[PSUFAN]

Milton Berle was hung?

Who knew?

It wasn't exactly a well-kept secret.

Word from the Dirt suggests the worms only have made it through 56% of the material.

At a memorial service for Berle at the New York Friars' Club, Freddie Roman solemnly announced, "On May 1st and May 2nd, his penis will be buried."

[Goober McTuber]

Anydiddlydowho, it only goes to prove once again that Abraham Lincoln was hundreds of years ahead of his time when he said .....


"I can concieve no greater calamity then the assimilation of the negro race into our social and political life as our equal"

I am aware of some similar quotes that Lincoln made, but not that one. Do you have a link?

Do you have google?

[Smackie Chan]

Anydiddlydowho, it only goes to prove once again that Abraham Lincoln was hundreds of years ahead of his time when he said .....


"I can concieve no greater calamity then the assimilation of the negro race into our social and political life as our equal"

I am aware of some similar quotes that Lincoln made, but not that one. Do you have a link?

It is a purportedly misattributed quote:

There is no room for two distinct races of white men in America, much less for two distinct races of whites and blacks. I can conceive of no greater calamity than the assimilation of the Negro into our social and political life as an equal... Within twenty years we can peacefully colonize the Negro in the tropics and give him our language, literature, religion, and system of government under conditions in which he can rise to the full measure of manhood. This he can never do here. We can never attain the ideal Union our fathers dreamed, with millions of an alien, inferior race among us, whose assimilation is neither possible nor desirable.

This is from a fictional speech by Lincoln which occurs in The Clansman : An Historical Romance of the Ku Klux Klan (1905) by Thomas Dixon, Jr.. On a some sites this has been declared to be something Lincoln said "soon after signing" the Emancipation Proclamation, but without any date or other indications of to whom it was stated, and there are no actual historical records of Lincoln ever saying this.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

RIGHT CLICK, SAVE AS --->

[RumpleForeskin]

Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

[PSUFAN]

Anydiddlydowho, it only goes to prove once again that Abraham Lincoln was hundreds of years ahead of his time when he said .....


"I can concieve no greater calamity then the assimilation of the negro race into our social and political life as our equal"

It's a shame that our proud nation is fouled with credulous simpletons like Stanley Fukken Pickle. It's a good thing that Nubian alleyway orgies keep him too busy to post here more frequently.

[Goober McTuber]

Do you have google?

I wanted to see what source Pickle would use. Would it be some legitimate source, or would it be from something like The Clansman : An Historical Romance of the Ku Klux Klan?

Oh, I get it. You were trolling. Never saw that one coming.

[Dinsdale]

If I was trolling, I might have made up a story about being the recent victim of a crime, and as a result of that experience, I had an epiphany and now agree with Pickle's racist spew, or something along those lines.

Nyah... you're not that clever.

[PSUFAN]

I definitely don't regard your obsessive presence in this thread at all peculiar or out of the ordinary, Pikkle. In fact, we can barely get a word in edgewise.

If the rest of us weren't holding this thread down, you'd be ballroom dancing with it among the very roof eaves of the internet, choking sounds and incessant shrieks of thanks to Charles Haley notwithstanding.