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the rest of the season out? Well, besides the fact that we'll all get to see K-Rod demolish the all time saves record.........



Seriously, the rest of you grapesack gobblers who root for ANY team other than the Angels are fucked-pure and simple.



The Halos are a fucking buzzsaw, and there isnt a thing any of the rest of the sorry ass teams in MLB can do about the impending assraping that will unfold in front of the nation as the WS trophy heads back to its rightful place: Socal.


This pillaging and assraping will also be continuing for many, many years as the Halos squad is young and deeply talented in the farm system with the perfect mix of asskicking vets. This forum should be fucking LOCKED for the next 3 years until a team can actually compete against the Angels.


Enjoy the fucking beatdown, tards-I know I will. :lol:
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Right. And the Detroit Tigers are going to sweep the Cardinals in the 2006 World Series, right??
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No doubt LA is playing some lights out ball, but where the fuck did you pull this hemorrhoid from?
RJ wrote:...the WS trophy heads back to its rightful place: Socal.
Great take, bandwagon bitch. You wait until August and a 10 game lead to make a cameo in this forum, and then declare the "rightful" place of the World Series trophy?

:meds:

Go fuck yourself.
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War Wagon wrote:No doubt LA is playing some lights out ball, but where the fuck did you pull this hemorrhoid from?
RJ wrote:...the WS trophy heads back to its rightful place: Socal.
Great take, bandwagon bitch. You wait until August and a 10 game lead to make a cameo in this forum, and then declare the "rightful" place of the World Series trophy?

:meds:

Go fuck yourself.
EXACTLY- where has the board's Wind Tunnel-Tested Hairdo been since the baseball season began, anyway?

Take a lap, Lames.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I almost deleted this thread because I figured nobody would bite since i've been starting this near exact same thread before every season for the past 4 years.



Colored me shocked that the only 3 dumbfucks who bit are from KC.


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I almost deleted this thread because I figured nobody would bite since i've been starting this near exact same thread before every season for the past 4 years.
Ahahahahahaha! Rack you......oh wait, it wasn't funny.

Colored me shocked that the only 3 dumbfucks who bit are from KC.
Living in a city for 3 months of my 28 years makes me from KC?? Perhaps you're the dumbfuck and not us KC folk.
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TheJON wrote:
Colored me shocked that the only 3 dumbfucks who bit are from KC.
Living in a city for 3 months of my 28 years makes me from KC?? Perhaps you're the dumbfuck and not us KC folk.
If it walks like a labotomized gimp and IKYABWAI's like a labotomized gimp........



How about I just book the ticket for you, kick your valtrex'd fuck tunnel inside out and call it day instead of you pathetically attempting to be an "internet thug" for next 15 posts again. Fucking sopping pissflap.
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How about I just book the ticket for you, kick your valtrex'd fuck tunnel inside out and call it day instead of you pathetically attempting to be an "internet thug" for next 15 posts again. Fucking sopping pissflap.
Oh here we go again, another tough guy behind a keyboard. :meds:
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RJ wrote: I almost deleted this thread because I figured nobody would bite since i've been starting this near exact same thread before every season for the past 4 years.
Lamesy, save yourself the trouble next year and delete the thread before bashing submit.
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RJ wrote:


I almost deleted this thread because I figured nobody would bite since i've been starting this near exact same thread before every season for the past 4 years.
August 3 is "before the season"?

What up RJ...you sleep late again?
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RJ wrote:the rest of the season out? Well, besides the fact that we'll all get to see K-Rod demolish the all time saves record.........
Actually, we'll all get to see it except for SoCal fan, who left before the 6th inning was over.
the WS trophy heads back to its rightful place: Socal.
I laughed. Hard.

26 World Series titles says what?
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RJ wrote:we'll all get to see K-Rod demolish the all time saves record
If there's anything more worthless than an overpaid closer, its saves records.
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Don't underrate a team possessing a pitcher who can come in the 9th inning with a lead and can secure the win. Considering the Cardinals have the most blown saves in baseball...imagine where they would be in the NL Central and NL Wild Card standings with just a few of those late inning leads preserved.

The same can be said for my sorry ass. The Tigers don't have a closer now and pretty much rely on a revolving door of gas cans. They have the third most blown saves in baseball and the most since the All-Star break. I think to myself, what if they could've held onto some of those 8th and 9th inning leads...they'd be in the hunt for the AL Central instead of 8 or 9 games back.

Saves may seem overrated but watch your team's bullpen a blow leads, you have know idea how much I'd want to have a Mariano Rivera, Francisco Rodriguez, Joe Nathan, Joakim Soria or Jonathan Papelbon to call on in the 9th inning. A reliable 9th inning guy is never overrated.
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Shoalzie wrote:Don't underrate a team possessing a pitcher who can come in the 9th inning with a lead and can secure the win. Considering the Cardinals have the most blown saves in baseball...imagine where they would be in the NL Central and NL Wild Card standings with just a few of those late inning leads preserved.
There are two problems with the Cardinals:
--a bullpen that once excelled is completely inthe toilet
--a managerthat adheres to the modern concept of the closer... that he actually established.
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RJ wrote: The Halos are a fucking buzzsaw, and there isnt a thing any of the rest of the sorry ass teams in MLB can do about the impending assraping that will unfold in front of the nation as the WS trophy heads back to its rightful place: Socal.
They clam up and get dusted in the playoffs every time they face the Red Sox. It's an easy sweep each time. Scoscia looks like a complete buffoon vs. Boston in the playoffs. They have some pretty good hitters, but overall the lineup is not as good as Boston's. I don't know how they do it- Boston just has these random fuckos who get on base and score runs, and the rotation always looks bleak but then come October somehow Beckett channels Sandy Koufax and throws like 3 one-hit, 12 strikeout performances per series and that's all they need. Fuck Boston.

Plus, Francisco Rodriguez stands on the mound and jacks off in his own mouth after every save, even a routine 3 run lead, 1 inning save, and he has blown seven this year and isn't as "lights out" as people make him out to be. But rubbing out a furious load into his own esophagus and then pointing to the sky and screaming after each save is going to come around and bite him in the ass. Karma is a bitch.

You're in for a HUGE letdown if you think they are going to just mow through the playoffs. I see them sweeping the Rays in round one, being overconfident and then losing in five if not getting swept by Boston in the ALCS.
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^^^^^

pretty much spot-on, esp. the part about "K-Rod" being a choke artist and how karma would get him. Maybe he should have worn those goofyass goggles on the mound. What a fucking joke that series was.

the Angels SUCK
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Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:^^^^^
pretty much spot-on...
Except the part about them sweeping the Rays. But go ahead and call your shot telling us how the Rays are going to fold in September October whilst Boston manchowder dribbles down your chin.
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It's already over. Home field won't make any difference. I don't see this thing coming back to Donald Duck Orange Field or whatever that park is called, for a game 6. This probably won't be a sweep, but five games sounds reasonable.

The Rays ran into a tired, beat White Sox team.

Now, they get cornholed.
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Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote: I don't see this thing coming back to Donald Duck Orange Field or whatever that park is called, for a game 6.
I guess we'll see about that tonight.
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