Olympics watchers...help me out here.

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Sky wrote:Do we really need to get skirt level shots every time we see Carillo.
Probably not. I'll bet dude thinks Sacramone is hot, though.
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M Club wrote:is carillo the one who sounds like bill walton?
Yup

Except she isn't married to an asian man half her size
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Sky wrote:Ahh yes, the reason why I don't frequent the cul de smack that often.
More likely that the reason you don't frequent CDS is that you've been abused like red headed step child here once too many times.

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Goober McTuber wrote:Generally, I prefer women to girls.

But if nailing 20 year olds who look like they're 13 is your thing, then by all means, have at it.

I watched her in the team competition. She does not look 13. That is not the face of a 13-year-old and not the body of a 13-year-old. The Chinese have gymnasts that look 13. Sacramone is a beautiful young woman.

I can understand that you would be uncomfortable with the idea of trying to pleasure that young lady. You probably married the first woman that let you get to first base.
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Goober McTuber wrote:I watched her in the team competition. She does not look 13. That is not the face of a 13-year-old and not the body of a 13-year-old. The Chinese have gymnasts that look 13. Sacramone is a beautiful young woman.
I don't waste my time watching gymnastics, but she definitely does look 13 from the pic I posted. At a minimum, she looks young enough that you might want to give her driver's license a serious once-over. And the event she competes in doesn't help in that regard, either.

As far as Olympic athletes go, give me Leryn Franco instead. That is a woman.

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Terry in Crapchester wrote: As far as Olympic athletes go, give me Leryn Franco instead.
Nevermind Olympic athletes Terry, you want a woman that will keep you in line, and if it takes a whip, so much the better.
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More pics of Leryn . . .

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If I had to find a flaw with her, I'd say that her face is just a little too chiseled. Nitpicking I know, but like I said, I'm looking for a flaw, any flaw.

That and the fact that her bra size could expand by an inch or 20, but that's just my thing. No such thing as titties that are too big, at least not in my world.
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JayDuck wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Ok, I can confidently predict that this girl won't be a fat pig in 20 years.

I just watched her crash and burn taking the first Olympic hurdle... and look good doing it. Fucking shwing.

Move over, Anna Pornikova.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Lolo Jones is hotter, anyway.
Lolo Jones is not hot. Fuck that bitch. She went to a rival high school. I vaguely remember her, but I don't care for her because of the HS she attended! Before getting her shit together, I heard she was poor just like the rest of the douchebags that went to Des Moines Roosevelt HS.
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Terry, she is, arguably the hottest athlete in the Olympics.

Pole vaulter, indeed.
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smackaholic wrote:terry,

Not sure who the official board homosexual is these days, but, you have just dethroned her.
It's a close call, but I think Cicero still has the honors (Lisa Guererro's breasts are icky?).

For the record, I was wanting to have myself arrested for illegal thoughts when Shawn Whatshername was flying through the air.

Fuck, I'm feeling aincient. And no, I don't care how you spell that.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:That and the fact that her bra size could expand by an inch or 20, but that's just my thing. No such thing as titties that are too big, at least not in my world.
Dude, you can always buy a rack upgrade.

A face like that is another story.
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Sudden Sam wrote:I've watched more of the Olympics than I expected to, but I haven't seen this beauty 'til you turds brought her up:

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Wow! When's the next javelin throw on?
It doesn't matter. She didn't make it out of the qualifying round.
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Jump on the treadmill for about 3 months and we'll talk.

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Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
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You're welcome. Any more irony you would like to display?
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Paul, the suck off is over and the NFL is about to start. Ease up on the idiocy.
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