"No, You Havent"

[Nishlord]

An English sidekick and an Irish hypocrite make a huge contribution towards gifting the election to the Republicans.

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You know how all the right-wing idiots on this board detest bandwagon-jumping celebrity Liberals? People like me detest them ten times more.

[Imus]

Too intellectual for most here.

[LTS TRN 2]

People like me detest them .

Yeah...so what are you? Really. Have you ever actually taken a stand? Expressed an actual opinion? Who the fuck are you, anyway? You seem like M-tyrd--tiny non-take snippets that seem like they imply something...but what?

Sure, the video is tedious as all fuck--totally unwatchable all the way through. And yes, the mealy, sanctimonious crap is layered on several levels deep, and yes, the swift-boating malignancy that is the GOP will pound the shit out of the Righteousness of the Aggreived (as this dreadful tune should perhaps be named) and all its supporters, and yes, McCain and Casino Greeter will most likely usher in some robust version of the biblical apocalypse within four years, and yes many good folks will be left thinking bitterly (as the nuke fireball rolls towards them) "Damn, I shouldn't have paid for those swing dance lessons in advance!" :doh:

And yes, the inbred Sceptered Isle will have had its last plate of eel pie and bangers, will have watched its last non-scoring game of soccer, paid the final local Jamaican to "do" the missus (while you watch from a chair in the corner), and many, many pale spindly sorts from Sussex to Manchester will regret "Damn, I should have got puking drunk on one of those Crete getaway drinking tours--and told my boss what I really think of her!" And that's a pretty sad exit, eh? But...that's people like you.

[Nishlord]

Oh dear. Stop chewing the tin foil hat, old boy.

[socal]

Change you can believe? Not Barry Manilow's face. Ozzie Osbourne got his money's worth under the plastic surgeon's knife.

[LTS TRN 2]

Don't worry, my lil' Nish will dutifully sit and watch--and then he'll clean up! Oh, he likes that very much!