Stairway To Heaven

[warren]

Oh and fuck you Jay I worked for Ozzie's right there by Camelback Mountain on Scottsdale Drive and I know that was you with the Mad Dog 20/20 and the fishnets trying to trick the roughnecks, and you almost did old Jerry because you have know adams apple and no balls now solve the fucking triangle bitch.

First of all w, it's Scottsdale Road.

Secondly, the Scottsdale police would never allow a fishnetted tranny anywhere near that intersection. And MD 20/20 in Scottsdale??? Puh-leaze.

Thrid, there is NO Ozzies at that locale.

But I do believe that in one of your many wonderous drunken stupors, you did fantasize about Dinsdale in drag, ciggy dangling from pursed lips, giving you the one-finger come on...only to bitch-slap you back to reality as you vomit all over your Buster Browns.

That about sum it up sport?

I'm on a fucking tear today This whole method of interaction fails to amaze or intrest me, but just like gardening it's fun to pick the weeds away from the roses.

Jay you are a weed, you just got caught either being misinformed or outright lying and on top of that you had to add "sum it up sport."

let this be a lesson to you punk, I'm sure you're a good dude and all, but it's been years since I worked their but I can visualize having to outfit the pipeline rigs down Scottsdale ROAD and seeing all the latte' purchasing metro-sexuals looking down at me when I guarantee you I was at doubling their income and we would laugh because we all greasy and loaded with money.

I'm not ever really mad at morons at you and dumbsdale,it's just you better grow up and know your facts before you call people "sport" or "chump" I'm the smallest guy in the world at 6 foot 184, but I've been in combat and I've drilled holes in places where the bedouins don't even go and to hear little punks like you talk shit doesn't make me mad or anything. I'm a sober Christian, but if you go talk that shit out around a dude say 5 years younger than me and he see's you in your pressed khakis and your fresh hair cut, he's going to make it a real bad evening for you and probably end up banging your prom queen.

My apologies to you for my anger and my crude language, but I can tell you're some poli-sci major that's going to make a ton of bucks and change the world and I hope you do. However, just shut the fuck up about what you don't know and difference between telling a dude it's "road" and not "drive" will cost you a whole lot of dentist work.

Having said all of this I expect an apology and a happy motherfucking from you tomorrow because I turn thirty-nine and hell be damned I'm going to post a picture of me and my wife and show you little fucks exactly who and what we are through modern tech.

Now go throw on some Miley Cyrus and beat off to your girlfriends mother's image and don't ever call me out on the location of a drilling company ever again little boy.

[warren]

Oh and fuck you Jay I worked for Ozzie's right there by Camelback Mountain on Scottsdale Drive and I know that was you with the Mad Dog 20/20 and the fishnets trying to trick the roughnecks, and you almost did old Jerry because you have know adams apple and no balls now solve the fucking triangle bitch.

First of all w, it's Scottsdale Road.

Secondly, the Scottsdale police would never allow a fishnetted tranny anywhere near that intersection. And MD 20/20 in Scottsdale??? Puh-leaze.

Thrid, there is NO Ozzies at that locale.

But I do believe that in one of your many wonderous drunken stupors, you did fantasize about Dinsdale in drag, ciggy dangling from pursed lips, giving you the one-finger come on...only to bitch-slap you back to reality as you vomit all over your Buster Browns.

That about sum it up sport?

Goodnight lying pussy, you got caught and you went to bed just as I am, but not as a lying pussy.

[Felix]

has anybody figured out the last angle of that goddamn right triangle yet

God damn - RACK Warren. :D

indeed, a warren rant is a sight to behold

[Smackie Chan]

Happy fuckin' birthday, warren.

[fix]

has anybody figured out the last angle of that goddamn right triangle yet

God damn - RACK Warren. :D

indeed, a warren rant melt is a sight to behold

FTFY

It was almost Indyclown like..

Charleston Warren?

Why when one reads that name does the movie Trading Places come to mind


Left to right, Charleston Warren III, Index

[poptart]

Warren reminds me of one of those wind-up dolls that you crank up as tight at possible.
Set it down and it heedlessly darts around for you, bashing into things like a pinball for a while before petering out to utter placidity.

Good show, mate!

[warren]

has anybody figured out the last angle of that goddamn right triangle yet

God damn - RACK Warren. :D

indeed, a warren rant melt is a sight to behold

FTFY

It was almost Indyclown like..

Charleston Warren?

Why when one reads that name does the movie Trading Places come to mind


Left to right, Charleston Warren III, Index

I knows it's a silly name but it's the one's that those who formulated granted me. Warren is my middle, obviously and it's a family one, Charleston is for Mt. Charleston who anybody from Las Vegas should know. It makes me ill to think about it, but that is where I was formulated. eeehhhh!

I didn't melt yesterday and I don't drink anymore, but I busted my ass off on my family's ranch and another persons ranch and then promptly came home and chased a couple phenobarbotals with some Ice Blue Gator Aid so excuse me if I started celebrating my birthday (today) a little early.

After dispatching those two little road kills I had a baked potato and a greek salad and promptly fell asleep during Obamaho's touching speech and forgot to watch baseball which is my passion. If anyone want's to know when I crapped, well so do I, so cue me in.

In addition I have to actually work again today, early while it's not boiling blood out there, but I really do want to post me and wife's photo's for that dumbass with the "lovely tan." You know the one that's a professionally trained ultimate fighter and is going to kick my ass in front of said wife and then bang blondie babe at center ring while I laugh and spit on him. I've never kicked anyone's ass, nor have I ever had a "lovely tan" even though grew up on Padre Island and I am probably the only one that's straight on this board that hasn't made blondie babes tit's do the hustle while working up a sweat on my "lovely tan."

Long story longer, if we get that short promoter from Providence or Bahstan or wherever to put this thing together it could be EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On to some reality, I want to learn some comp skills without taking night classes because I never know where I'm going to be for work from night to night, I want to learn how to do this photo thing.

Mvscal turned me on to the photo-something, however, being computer illiterate, I still could not transfer photos from my throw away yahoo account to this board. If anyone just feels like giving me a benevolant birthday present I'll PM them the password and let them do it themselves. There's nothing of real importance on that account other than these pics.

Everybody have a great day except Doomsdale and that other pussy whose moniker evades my addled brain at the moment.

Out, Charleston Warren IV, well not yet.

[warren]

Warren reminds me of one of those wind-up dolls that you crank up as tight at possible.
Set it down and it heedlessly darts around for you, bashing into things like a pinball for a while before petering out to utter placidity.

Good show, mate!

Poptart reminds me of, well, nothing.

[warren]

Happy fuckin' birthday, warren.

Thanks Smokie Chong, I was to busy having a heat stroke yesterday to take notice of your kind wishes.

You are a class act bro, Warren.

[Goober McTuber]

Believe it or not, I use DOS to operate my downhole probe on the rig

Man-love at sea. Fabulous.

[warren]

Believe it or not, I use DOS to operate my downhole probe on the rig

Man-love at sea. Fabulous.

I guess that's funny tuber, which is a downhole plant, much like the potato, but there are many here among us that understand a "downhole probe" means the bad ass Tensor probe that directs where the drilling bit goes and puts petrol in your Yugo and heat in your bungalow biatch.

However, it was still funny.

Have a good one Mac, you're one of the good guys.w.

[Biggie]

Happy birthday, wild man. You're one of a kind, and I like your action.

[Jay in Phoenix]

warren, you little tool.

Oh and fuck you Jay I worked for Ozzie's right there by Camelback Mountain on Scottsdale Drive It's Ozzies.com and they're just off of Scottsdale Road

And then you add this nugget:

7102 West Sherman Street Phoenix, Arizona, 85043, USA

Busted, you gibbering liar. 7102 WEST Sherman is nowhere near Scottsdale. Go ahead and mapquest the address. I'll wait for your apology. If you are going to make shit up, get your info correct. The intersection of Scottsdale Road and Camelback is right where the Scottsdale Fashion Square is..and trust me, there isn't and NEVER has been a pipeline padding shop at THAT particular locale.

Goodnight lying pussy, you got caught and you went to bed just as I am, but not as a lying pussy.

Pot meet fucking kettle. Got any more lies twinkle toes?

And if you are going to get all bent out of someone calling you out on the difference between a 'street' and a 'road', you better damn well get your facts straight. And if you are so flipping sober, why did it take you three different attempts to do the quote & reply thing? Must be tough to keep your thoughts cohesive at the bottom of your second pint of Jack.

It's very nice that you have such an avid group of fans here on this board. It's nice to know that folks here love a retard rambling on about complete bullshit. It gives you a sort of junior Mike Backer quality, though you're not nearly as clever.

Come back to me when you aren't drunk, lying and being eternally stupid.

Your pal,
Jay

[Biggie]

I love it when you old guys get riled. Next thing, you'll be driving cross-country to meet for a fistfight over whether it was partly cloudy or mostly sunny on January 18, 1974.

[Biggie]

I like your action.

Easy now, Cuda. I'm sure he'll still let you park on his applebag.

Thanks for spending one of your 500 daily upchucks on me. That means a lot. Understand that I like a lot of people, and will post in their general direction on an occasion. Cuda and I don't have an exclusive relationship.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Riled? By warren?

Nah, you got it all wrong Biggie. It's just calling out a bullshit slinger for his bullshit.

Sometimes little warren can be downright eloquent, with any number of valid points to make.

This time....not so much.

Jay

[Biggie]

Nah, you got it all wrong Biggie. It's just calling out a bullshit slinger for his bullshit.

Doesn't matter to me, but you looked a little riled. In fact, if that wasn't riled, I'd hate to see you riled. My point was that you were arguing about a street address, which seemed silly. Now, I know what you're going to say - you weren't arguing, you were just shoving some guy's nuts up his nose for failing to use Google Map properly.

Sometimes little warren can be downright eloquent, with any number of valid points to make.

I'm pretty sure I was smoking pot in the culvert and missed that day. warren is a hothead and a complete freak. Arguing with him is like throwing roast beef at a ceiling fan. He's a funny motherfucker, though.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Doesn't matter to me, but you looked a little riled. In fact, if that wasn't riled, I'd hate to see you riled. My point was that you were arguing about a street address, which seemed silly. Now, I know what you're going to say - you weren't arguing, you were just shoving some guy's nuts up his nose for failing to use Google Map properly.

Nope, not riled at all. Annoyed maybe. Look, the point wasn't about street vs. road, it was about catching warren in a blatant lie. And while a couple of peeps were giving the cretin some well underserved racks, I just called him out on his crap. He's been busted, that's the end of it. Remember dude, it's all just smack and games. Leave the knicker twisting and angst to freaks like Whitey. That's their forte.

I'm pretty sure I was smoking pot in the culvert and missed that day. warren is a hothead and a complete freak. Arguing with him is like throwing roast beef at a ceiling fan. He's a funny motherfucker, though.

Yep, you did miss it. He was on some faith-based rant, and made a few good points. But indeed, he is a freak and a hothead. But if he's funny, it's only in an accidental manner, like when someone drunkenly slips on a banana peel and cracks their head open.

Their crack up is our crack up.

warren is just a crack. Or on crack.

Jay

[Mister Bushice]

Cuda and I don't have an exclusive relationship.

Good news is,
You don't have crabs.

Bad news is,
You still have Cuda.

[Dinsdale]

The little bit I can decipher of this...


Warren thinks he's some supergenius because he was actually sober that day in grade school when they taught us that the three angles of a triangle always add up to 180...


After telling us he's going to attend night school to learn how to cut-and-paste a URL into his adress bar.


That pretty much sum it up?

[Jay in Phoenix]

Perfectly Dins.

After all, a triangle is composed of three sides. In warren's case, this is equal to the same diameters as the shape of his head.

The point on the top should have told you.

[warren]

Happy birthday, wild man. You're one of a kind, and I like your action.

Belated thanks bro, I've been out of pocket and will be for most of the day but I have this burning, and it's ghonorreah, I hope, to bear me and lady's image to the man with the lovely tan. I just haven't gotten into it yet.

Late.

[Dinsdale]

Warren...

bro...


Before you keep running with the "lovely tan" thing...

You should probably bear in mind that it was YOU who stated that I was "fat and pasty."

I merely used some colorful verbage to tell you that I am, in fact, extremely thin and fit, and due to much time spent outdoors in the summer months, have a fair amount of pigment to my commonly-exposed areas (<--- softball for you, if you're coherent enough to swing at it).


See, Dumbass -- YOU made wild, unfounded accusations. I just pointed out their inaccuracy. I wouldn't be too quick to pull the trigger on the self-BODE thing, champ.



BTW-I'm nothing if not helpful. Save your effort at night school, and I'll walk you through the class:


Lesson 1: Cutting and pasting a URL.

A) Place cursor in front of the first letter in the URL below

B) While holding the left mouse button, drag the cursor to the last letter of the URL below

C) When the entire URL line is highlighted, either right-click on the blue-highlighted text, or hold the CTRL Key and press C

D) Click in your browser's adress bar (it's the one above this that currently has the adress of this site displayed), so the cursor appears there

E) Right-click on the adress bar, and select "Paste," or hold the CTRL Key and hit V. The URL listed below should appear in the adress bar, and then you can hit the "Go" button.


Here's your sample URL --


http://www.warrenisacompletefuckingdipshit.com

[warren]

warren, you little tool.

Oh and fuck you Jay I worked for Ozzie's right there by Camelback Mountain on Scottsdale Drive It's Ozzies.com and they're just off of Scottsdale Road

And then you add this nugget:

7102 West Sherman Street Phoenix, Arizona, 85043, USA

Busted, you gibbering liar. 7102 WEST Sherman is nowhere near Scottsdale. Go ahead and mapquest the address. I'll wait for your apology. If you are going to make shit up, get your info correct. The intersection of Scottsdale Road and Camelback is right where the Scottsdale Fashion Square is..and trust me, there isn't and NEVER has been a pipeline padding shop at THAT particular locale.

Goodnight lying pussy, you got caught and you went to bed just as I am, but not as a lying pussy.

Pot meet fucking kettle. Got any more lies twinkle toes?

Hey pissant suckler of cock, I admitted my mistake and said you drive down Scottsdale Road and take a right. Who's the liar bitch? You said there was no Ozzies and I gave you the address, my supervisor, and the e-mail.

Dude, go ahead and admit your a piece of shit and move on already. I don't know your town like a local but I fucking damn sure made them a bunch of money punching out wells and my check stubs and tax w-2 damn sure prove that. The fucking place exists and you pass Camelback mountain getting there fuckhead.

I never said I was a tour guide now did I? The moose out front should of told you so, you pillow munching fratboy. Oh and as far as the pot and the kettle the only you'll ever know about those two is when I knock you upside your head with both on each ear.

How can you call me a liar when the fucking company is there right this moment? Take your disposable Kodak to that address that you got off of your mothers laptop and show me an empty lot.

I guess it must be fun being a total pussy because you seem to revel in it.





Come back to me when you aren't drunk, lying and being eternally stupid.

Your pal,
Jay

[warren]

The little bit I can decipher of this...


Warren thinks he's some supergenius because he was actually sober that day in grade school when they taught us that the three angles of a triangle always add up to 180...


After telling us he's going to attend night school to learn how to cut-and-paste a URL into his adress bar.


That pretty much sum it up?

In that manner I can agree with you, it's just a simple formula you use to drill a horizontal well. I didn't graduate University, my Father taught me everything I know about being an orientational hand on a drilling rig, yes I am proud of what I do. There is quite a few bucks on the line and a ton of pressure to not fuck up, but genius no. Sober from alcohol, yes, had a problem with it.

I act like a crack pot and a hot head on here because ever since SCII I thought that was the release that this place gave. Do I want to fight or do I dislike anyone of you anonymous bastards that I've never even laid witness to, no.

It's all in fun to me. If I get a rise out of somebody than I feel like it's a little more entertaining than talking about how much cowbell Blue Oyster Cult used in "the Reaper."

Come on guys, I just want a pass time when there's no baseball or football on and I don't have to be at work and the wife doesn't want to go shopping.

I dig all you fucks even Jay "the mapmaster" in Pheonix and Dumbsdale.

Nothing is personal and I just like good times on here rather than slugging down a half gallon of vodka out of a plastic bottle while watching the Rockford Files reruns.

Having said all that, I hope you all have a fucking horrible day and your manlover leaves you for a woman.

I'm going to the optometrist so figure out if that's a lie Jay in "I'm so better than you." Real Name:Charleston Warren: out.

[Goober McTuber]

Come on guys, I just want a pass time when there's no baseball or football on and I don't have to be at work and the wife doesn't want to go shopping.

So I gather that you don't like to go shopping alone.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Hey pissant suckler of cock, I admitted my mistake and said you drive down Scottsdale Road and take a right. Who's the liar bitch? You said there was no Ozzies and I gave you the address, my supervisor, and the e-mail.

Dude, go ahead and admit your a piece of shit and move on already. I don't know your town like a local but I fucking damn sure made them a bunch of money punching out wells and my check stubs and tax w-2 damn sure prove that. The fucking place exists and you pass Camelback mountain getting there fuckhead.

Nice use of the BBCode dumbfuck. Your quotation skills are at retard level at best.

Now then, let's once more, discuss your inability to tell the truth.

You state that to get to this Ozzies pipe-padding place (and you of all freaks know full well about getting your faggot pipe padded!) is just a drive down Scottsdale Road. Yet, you give the address as : "7102 West Sherman Street Phoenix, Arizona, 85043, USA" This address is more than an hour away from Scottsdale, on the furthest WEST side of town. Scottsdale and Camelback is on the EAST side dipshit. There is no other address given. And you sure as fuck can't get there from Scottsdale Road. Hoist yourself on your own retard-petard much?

I never said I was a tour guide now did I?

That's a good thing, because you suck major ass at it.

How can you call me a liar when the fucking company is there right this moment? Take your disposable Kodak to that address that you got off of your mothers laptop and show me an empty lot.

I'll do it like this. You are a liar. How's that buttercup? Like I said, just do a simple mapquest and then shut the fuck up.

I guess it must be fun being a total pussy because I seem to revel in it.

Yes you certainly do sport.

That about sum it up...again?

And of course, nothing personal. Dipshit.

[Jay in Phoenix]

You know warren, I've had one of those change-of-heart moments.

Upon further review, it is probably not accurate to label you as a "liar". My apologies. After all, I do believe you've been honest in telling us that you were employed at a pipe-padding facility. As such, I must conclude that you've also been in the Valley. So far, so good.

What is rather obvious, and painfully so, is that you suffer from disorientation. In other words, that internal compass of yours must simply be malfunctioning. After all, when you have sustained as much "padding" of your "pipes" by your fellow co-workers, the headboard damage you must have suffered must be unimaginable. No wonder you don't know your east side from your west.

So, my bad warren. You are no liar.

You are just incredibly stupid.

Sorry about that.

Jay

[Biggie]

You are no liar.

You are just incredibly stupid.

Sorry about that.

Raaaaack Jay for finding some middle ground.

Now warren, you say YOU'RE sorry, then you two can have a brief and meaningless handshake and a quick popsicle and then we'll go over to the Scottsdale Fashion Square and watch FingerBang.

Probably a good idea to let Jay drive.

[Mikey]

I love it when you old guys get riled. Next thing, you'll be driving cross-country to meet for a fistfight over whether it was partly cloudy or mostly sunny on January 18, 1974.

Do you think partly sunny is just another term for mostly cloudy? Fuck bastard-assed weather folks. They slide their shit in on us with blatant mahogany feeling.

Actually, partly cloudy and partly sunny mean exactly the same thing.

Mostly sunny is the same as mostly clear.

Just let me know if you want the definitions of wind advisory, excessive heat warning, or seiche.

http://www.crh.noaa.gov/lot/severe/wxterms.php

[Tom In VA]

Reading this thread made me think of Dazed and Confused.

Hell, I liked that better than Stairway anyway.

[Tom In VA]

Oh I'm sick, indeed.

Are you questioning the devaluation of Stairway to Heaven ?

[Tom In VA]

Okay. I didn't want to have to Bron-Y-Aur Stomp your ass. :D

[BSmack]

Hats Off To Tom in VA

[Tom In VA]

Hats Off To Tom in VA

Duuuuuuude you posted that at 4:20 maaaaaaaan

*cough*

Way to Bring it on Home.

[BSmack]

I'm feeling very Dazed and Confused.

[warren]

This is a couple pounds heavier and a couple of years older and I've been cutting hay all day so it is what is.

I also don't know if this is going to work or not, being the first time I have tried it, and my sucks because I cut it from our back yard in Chappell Hill, Texas on the day before Christmas.

Anyway here goes.

[warren]

This is a couple pounds heavier and a couple of years older and I've been cutting hay all day so it is what is.

I also don't know if this is going to work or not, being the first time I have tried it, and my sucks because I cut it from our back yard in Chappell Hill, Texas on the day before Christmas. We both look like shit but if someone can make it work and then tell me how they did it I'll grant them kharma and buy them a drink when I'm near their town.

Anyway here goes.

Look I followed this flickr.com program to the letter of the t and the image will still not appear, someone of you IT fuckers walk me through this shit it's pissing me off.

I want to share a lot of things with a lot of other people and I am just plain stupid about this gig, oh and the roadmap of the Valley of the sun as well so take pity on this moron and have this done by the time I have the pastures cut and the hay raked tomorrow, please. Yours truly, enemy of all.

Here's the same thing again. Now I leave for a long job out of country on the 4th and I want to know how to do this fucking thing and you guys have had plenty of laughs at my expense and this pic isn't going to do me any favours so give a brother a break. If I learn how to do it I can improve upon my bad looks and hick ass attire with other photos.

Thank you in advance.

[/quote]

[warren]

This is a couple pounds heavier and a couple of years older and I've been cutting hay all day so it is what is.

I also don't know if this is going to work or not, being the first time I have tried it, and my sucks because I cut it from our back yard in Chappell Hill, Texas on the day before Christmas. We both look like shit but if someone can make it work and then tell me how they did it I'll grant them kharma and buy them a drink when I'm near their town.

Anyway here goes.

Look I followed this flickr.com program to the letter of the t and the image will still not appear, someone of you IT fuckers walk me through this shit it's pissing me off.

I want to share a lot of things with a lot of other people and I am just plain stupid about this gig, oh and the roadmap of the Valley of the sun as well so take pity on this moron and have this done by the time I have the pastures cut and the hay raked tomorrow, please. Yours truly, enemy of all.

Here's the same thing again. Now I leave for a long job out of country on the 4th and I want to know how to do this fucking thing and you guys have had plenty of laughs at my expense and this pic isn't going to do me any favours so give a brother a break. If I learn how to do it I can improve upon my bad looks and hick ass attire with other photos.

Thank you in advance.

[/quote]

Please just check the properties on the red x and tell me how idiotic I am and I will never you call bad name again, tia.

[Mister Bushice]

Always a good idea to buy a small tree and hire a midget at Christmas. Makes you appear so much taller.