Mossad Tac Update: "Mr. Ed"

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Mossad Tac Update: "Mr. Ed"

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Building on their success of Project Abashag, the attack ray, Mossad operatives in San Francisco successfully completed a test of an attack horse, programming an eight-year-old Morgan police horse into an equine exterminator. "It's beyond our wildest hopes," revealed Mossad spokesman Ivan Yourmoney, "We had no idea we were so good at this stuff, the results were just amazing. Of course we had to operate within the police department, but we've been doing that for decades in the Bay Area." A standard news release followed:

17:15 PDT SAN FRANCISCO -- A 78-year-old 49ers fan from Roseville died early Saturday after being knocked down at Candlestick Park by a runaway San Francisco police horse Friday evening, police said.

Eugene Caldwell was knocked down by the bolting horse just before 6 p.m. in the charter bus parking lot, according to police. He hit his head, suffering critical injuries, and died about 1 a.m. at San Francisco General Hospital.

The incident occurred after a white plastic bag being tossed by the wind caught in the animal's bridle. As the officer reached down to dislodge it, the horse threw back his head, colliding with the officer's face and resulting in both the officer and horse falling to the ground.

The animal quickly got up and bolted across the parking lot, knocking into a 47-year-old man, who was spun around, and then hitting Caldwell. Family members said Caldwell was hit violently from behind and thrown several yards, landing on his head and wrist.

The officer and 47-year-old man were treated at the scene for minor injuries, said police Sgt. Neville Gittens.

The horse was captured by a member of the public near Gate B, which is adjacent to the charter bus lot, Gittens said. The animal was apparently not injured in the incident.

"We're going to do a complete and thorough investigation," Gittens said.


Sure they will, and perhaps they'll get around to the secret Mossad corrals where these sort of ops are going on around the clock

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Could somebody 'splain to me again why, a century after most vocations stopped using horses the cops still do?

There is a possible benefit in that the horsey cop has a better view than a standing one, but, it is countered by mishaps like this and the huge cost of upkeep.

For a small fraction of the cost, you could have a dozen bike cops which work very well in crowded pedestrian areas, unlike a skittish horse.
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Got nothing to do with being from the city or country. Been on a handful of them. Not anywhere close to being an expert by any stretch.

I do know this much, though. They are very nervous skittish animals. In a crowd they are a time bomb waiting to go off.

Keep them out in the country or on the range where cowboys actually put them to good use.

Stop with the gubmint sponsored pony shows that cities like to put on and try to justify it by calling it legitimate police duty.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:Building on their success of Project Abashag, the attack ray,
Those zionist bastards even control google now.
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Here's the "official" release on Project Abashag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fReC70TqxH0

As for "Mr. Ed," there will be the standard "scattering" of possible reasons, including "intense tension" concerning the 49ers' quarterback situation, rising price of oats, and the looming ban on plastic bags.
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