Anybody Have Jerry Reed in the Death Pool?
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Re: Anybody Have Jerry Reed in the Death Pool?
When you're hot, you're hot.
Re: Anybody Have Jerry Reed in the Death Pool?
When your dead...your not.Mikey wrote:When you're hot, you're hot.
Dude was a cousin fucking pedophile...married his 13 year old cousin.
Few too many packs of heaters did him in...
Derron
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Goober McTuber
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Re: Anybody Have Jerry Reed in the Death Pool?
That was Jerry Lee Lewis, you brain-dead fucking mongoloid.Derron wrote:When your dead...your not.Mikey wrote:When you're hot, you're hot.
Dude was a cousin fucking pedophile...married his 13 year old cousin.
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Re: Anybody Have Jerry Reed in the Death Pool?
Well, Amos Moses was a Cajun
He lived by himself in the swamp.
He hunted alligator for a livin'
Just knock 'em in the head with a stump.
The Lousisana law gonna get you, Amos!
It ain't legal huntin' alligator down in the swamp, boy!
Well, everybody blamed his old man
For makin' him mean as a snake.
When Amos Moses was a boy,
His Daddy would use his for alligator bait.
Tie a rope around his waist and throw him in the swamp!
About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Lousisiana
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna.
Well, they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries.
Named him after a man of the cloth,
Called him Amos Moses.
Now all the folks around south Louisiana
Said Amos was a hell of a man.
He could trap the biggest,
The meanest alligator,
And just use one hand.
That's all he got left cuz the alligator bit it!
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow!
Well, the Sheriff got wind that Amos
Was in the swamp tracking alligator skin.
So he snuck in the swamp, gonna get the boy.
But he never come out again.
Well, I wonder where the Louisiana Sheriff went to?
You can sure get lost in the Louisiana Bayou!
About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Lousisiana
Lived a cat called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna.
Well, they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries.
Named him after a man of the cloth,
Called him Amos Moses.
Set out on 'em Amos.
Make it count, Son!
About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Lousisiana...
He lived by himself in the swamp.
He hunted alligator for a livin'
Just knock 'em in the head with a stump.
The Lousisana law gonna get you, Amos!
It ain't legal huntin' alligator down in the swamp, boy!
Well, everybody blamed his old man
For makin' him mean as a snake.
When Amos Moses was a boy,
His Daddy would use his for alligator bait.
Tie a rope around his waist and throw him in the swamp!
About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Lousisiana
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna.
Well, they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries.
Named him after a man of the cloth,
Called him Amos Moses.
Now all the folks around south Louisiana
Said Amos was a hell of a man.
He could trap the biggest,
The meanest alligator,
And just use one hand.
That's all he got left cuz the alligator bit it!
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow!
Well, the Sheriff got wind that Amos
Was in the swamp tracking alligator skin.
So he snuck in the swamp, gonna get the boy.
But he never come out again.
Well, I wonder where the Louisiana Sheriff went to?
You can sure get lost in the Louisiana Bayou!
About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Lousisiana
Lived a cat called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna.
Well, they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries.
Named him after a man of the cloth,
Called him Amos Moses.
Set out on 'em Amos.
Make it count, Son!
About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Lousisiana...
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Re: Anybody Have Jerry Reed in the Death Pool?
We're not seeing the problem here.Derron wrote:When your dead...your not.Mikey wrote:When you're hot, you're hot.
Dude was a cousin fucking pedophile...married his 13 year old cousin.
Few too many packs of heaters did him in...
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Re: Anybody Have Jerry Reed in the Death Pool?
say what you want
he picked a mean guitar
he picked a mean guitar
get out, get out while there's still time
Re: Anybody Have Jerry Reed in the Death Pool?
laughing that this totally went over B-monca's headGoober McTuber wrote:That was Jerry Lee Lewis, you brain-dead fucking mongoloid.Derron wrote:When your dead...your not.Mikey wrote:When you're hot, you're hot.
Dude was a cousin fucking pedophile...married his 13 year old cousin.
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