And I thought I had no life...

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:25 pm

What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?

Diogenes 5495
Terry in Crapchester 5723
Tom In VA 5869
poptart 6356
DrDetroit 6646
RadioFan 6798
IndyFrisco 6990
Cuda 7215
MgoBlue-Lightspecial 7250
Cicero 7631
Goober McTuber 8011
Bizzarofelice 8133
War Wagon 8888
Mikey 9082
Shoalzie 9127
Mister Bushice 9220
PSUFAN 13887
BSmack 17772
Dinsdale 18512
mvscal 18547

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:40 pm

mvscal wrote:

Truly Gay

You were saying?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:47 pm

Wow---I thought 2714 was loser status. At least I'm at "Warning Level 1", whatever that means. Must be double secret probation is next ??

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:57 pm

mvscal wrote:Don Rickles is not amused at your feeble offerings.

Is he flattered by your homoerotic infatuation?

As far as 'a show of hands', by all means poll the masses.

I still don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:59 pm

mvscal wrote: Anybody?

If posting here helps him stay away from the bottle, I'm all for helping a guy out, even Dio.

Cut him a break.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:04 pm

Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote: Anybody?
If posting here helps him stay away from the bottle, I'm all for helping a guy out, even Dio.

Orange vodka and Mountain Dew.

Good stuff.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:21 pm

mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:If posting here helps him stay away from the bottle, I'm all for helping a guy out, even Dio.

Maybe you're right. That plan worked out great for AP after all.

We all stumble and fall. It is a measure of our humanity to be able to forgive minor transgressions in others and instead, see the potential that they hold.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:23 pm

Diogenes wrote:What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?
Diogenes 5495

Congrats on logging 8 more bold posts since starting this thread less than an hour ago.

Ya' know, you might not be so bad if you'd lose that retardedly annoying habit of bolding every fucking word you type. Of course, we've covered this ground before, and your reasoning was "to help me find my posts when scrolling a thread" which was and is even more retarded than the bolding.

I probably speak for most when I say that if I see the last post in a thread was by Diogenes, I rarely click on it. I might be desperate for entertainment, but I'm not that desperate.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:27 pm

mvscal wrote:Anybody?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:34 pm

MgoBlue-Lightspecial 7250
Cicero 7631
Goober McTuber 8011
Bizzarofelice 8133
War Wagon 8888
Mikey 9082
Shoalzie 9127
Mister Bushice 9220
PSUFAN 13887
BSmack 17772
Dinsdale 18512
mvscal 18547

I think I'm detecting a trend here...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:39 pm

Diogenes wrote: I think I'm detecting a trend here...

Yeah, the people who post the most, have the most posts.

Brilliant deduction, Sherlock.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:44 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Diogenes wrote: I think I'm detecting a trend here...
Yeah, the people who post the most, have the most posts.

You're really not very good dealing with subtlety, are you?

That's okay, I'm laughing at you pinheads, not with you.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:01 am

War Wagon wrote:
Diogenes wrote:What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?
Diogenes 5495

Congrats on logging 8 more bold posts since starting this thread less than an hour ago.

Ya' know, you might not be so bad if you'd lose that retardedly annoying habit of bolding every fucking word you type. Of course, we've covered this ground before, and your reasoning was "to help me find my posts when scrolling a thread" which was and is even more retarded than the bolding.

Shhhh, Whitey. The boldface makes it easier to scroll by.

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:32 am

Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:If posting here helps him stay away from the bottle, I'm all for helping a guy out, even Dio.

Maybe you're right. That plan worked out great for AP after all.
We all stumble and fall. It is a measure of our humanity to be able to forgive minor transgressions in others and instead, see the potential that they hold.

Oh fuck!

Death to those who whimper and cry...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:17 am

What am I at again?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:18 am

Assuming an average of 2 minutes work for each, that's way to much of a short life to throw away at this shitole.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:37 am

smackaholic wrote:Assuming an average of 2 minutes work for each, that's way to much of a short life to throw away at this shitole.

So go wash and wax your Hyundai instead, maybe vacuum out the interior... that should take about 8 minutes, and then what're you gonna' do?

Cockaholic, you didn't really just run get a life smack in an absurd introspective moment, did you?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:32 am

smackaholic wrote:What am I at again?

Still embarassingly high...

KC Scott 3980
King Crimson 4066
Adelpiero 4172
Atomic Punk 4305
Smackaholic 4321
Felix 4425
Believe the Heupel4537
Martyred 4673
Diogenes 5509
Terry in Crapchester 5723
Tom In VA 5869
poptart 6361
DrDetroit 6646
RadioFan 6798
IndyFrisco 6990
Cuda 7216
MgoBlue-LightSpecial 7253
Cicero 7631
Goober McTuber 8011
Bizzarofelice 8133
War Wagon 8897
Mikey 9084
Shoalzie 9128
Mister Bushice 9221
PSUFAN 13887
BSmack 17772
Dinsdale 18512
mvscal 18552

You're welcome.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:55 am

Mister Bushice wrote: Shhhh, Whitey. The boldface makes it easier to scroll by.

Yeah, but how about we really fuck up his world and ALL start posting in bold?

How long before the circuits start to short on his parapalegic mouth blown wheelchair? He'll be like a dog wandering around trying to find his own shit and frustrated that he can't.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:58 am

Don't mind me.

I'm just logging in to see my post total and assess my level of life havingness.

http://members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon.html

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:01 am

Damn you, Fester. Get with program... and quit crossing my edits

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:25 am

Diogenes wrote:What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?

If you want one that really jumps out . . .

DrDetroit 6646

Might not seem like much at first glance. But keep in mind that dude has been banned going on three years now. Imagine where that total would be if he had never been banned.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:51 am

Just checking my post count.

I pride myself in the fact that I have nothing profound to post in this busted thread.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:36 am

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Diogenes wrote:What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?
If you want one that really jumps out . . .

DrDetroit 6646
Might not seem like much at first glance. But keep in mind that dude has been banned going on three years now. Imagine where that total would be if he had never been banned.

He'd be right up there with the triumvirate of suck...

BSmack 17772
Dinsdale 18512
mvscal 18552

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:44 am

Who gets banned from a message board?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:52 am

Ana Ng wrote:Who gets banned from a message board?

Republicans who post too much.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:15 pm

Ana Ng wrote:Who gets banned from a message board?

Spammers, idiots, racists and winners of the Suck-Off. In regards to the latter, Dio got jobbed.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:19 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:Who gets banned from a message board?
Spammers, idiots...

The fact that you're still posting puts the lie to this.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:37 pm

Diogenes wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:Who gets banned from a message board?
Republicans who post too much.

Yeah, this board has such a pro-Democratic bias . . .

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:51 pm

Diogenes wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Diogenes wrote:What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?
If you want one that really jumps out . . .

DrDetroit 6646
Might not seem like much at first glance. But keep in mind that dude has been banned going on three years now. Imagine where that total would be if he had never been banned.
He'd be right up there with the triumvirate of suck...

BSmack 17772
Dinsdale 18512
mvscal 18552

Consider this . . .

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/member ... file&u=170

DrDetroit joined 1/15/05. His last post was 11/11/05. Assuming he was banned same day

1/15/05 -- 11/11/05 = 291 days.

6646/291 = 22.84 post/day (approximate)

1/15/05 -- today (9/10/08) = 1,326 days.

22.84 posts/day x 1,326 days = 30,284 posts (approximate).

Assuming that he had never been banned, and continued to post at the same rate he did prior to his banning, he would have left them far in the dust. Of course, some of them, most notably BSmack, probably would have a few more posts as responses to his drivel.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:55 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Diogenes wrote:What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?
If you want one that really jumps out . . .

DrDetroit 6646
Might not seem like much at first glance. But keep in mind that dude has been banned going on three years now. Imagine where that total would be if he had never been banned.
What did DrDetroit do that got him banned?

I talked to PSUFAN about that shortly after they banned him. IIRC, it involved him injecting politics into the CFB forum to a greater level than was tolerated.

Yeah, some of us do that from time to time, but most manage to keep something of a lid on it, or at least do so in only the most generic of terms.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:55 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:Who gets banned from a message board?
Republicans who post too much.
Yeah, this board has such a pro-Democratic bias . . .

I prefer to think of it as a target-rich zone.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:57 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:What did DrDetroit do that got him banned?
I talked to PSUFAN about that shortly after they banned him. IIRC, it involved him injecting politics into the CFB forum to a greater level than was tolerated.

More like he didn't know when to STFU.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:00 pm

Diogenes wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Republicans who post too much.
Yeah, this board has such a pro-Democratic bias . . .
I prefer to think of it as a target-rich zone.

Too bad you're shooting blanks.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:08 pm

Diogenes wrote:
Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote: Anybody?
If posting here helps him stay away from the bottle, I'm all for helping a guy out, even Dio.
Orange vodka and Mountain Dew.

Good stuff.

Jiminy Fucking Hendrix - sweet tooth much? Do you have a problem with alcohol...or sugar?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:11 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Orange vodka and Mountain Dew.

Good stuff.

Jiminy Fucking Hendrix - sweet tooth much? Do you have a problem with alcohol...or sugar?

As long as I have plenty of each, there is no problem.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:12 pm

I talked to PSUFAN about that shortly after they banned him. IIRC, it involved him injecting politics into the CFB forum to a greater level than was tolerated.

Tip o' the iceberg, me lads.

BTW, DrD hasn't been banned for some time now.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:58 pm

wheeew, missed that bullet.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:19 am

Diogenes wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:What did DrDetroit do that got him banned?
I talked to PSUFAN about that shortly after they banned him. IIRC, it involved him injecting politics into the CFB forum to a greater level than was tolerated.

More like he didn't know when to STFU.

If that was the case you would have been banned a lot time ago.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:41 am

Diogenes wrote:
smackaholic wrote:What am I at again?

Still embarassingly high...

KC Scott 3980
King Crimson 4066
Adelpiero 4172
Atomic Punk 4305
Smackaholic 4321
Felix 4425
Believe the Heupel4537
Martyred 4673
Diogenes 5509
Terry in Crapchester 5723
Tom In VA 5869
poptart 6361
DrDetroit 6646
RadioFan 6798
IndyFrisco 6990
Cuda 7216
MgoBlue-LightSpecial 7253
Cicero 7631
Goober McTuber 8011
Bizzarofelice 8133
War Wagon 8897
Mikey 9084
Shoalzie 9128
Mister Bushice 9221
PSUFAN 13887
BSmack 17772
Dinsdale 18512
mvscal 18552

You're welcome.

Cool. I cracked the top 25 and I have slighly less of a life than AP.

Shoot me, please.