BAN TARDOGENES

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:37 pm

Rack.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:40 pm

mvscal wrote:At least demod that thick cunt so he can be ignored.

Agreed. There's no reason for the theology forum to have 3 mods anyway.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:45 pm

BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:At least demod that thick cunt so he can be ignored.
Agreed. There's no reason for the theology forum to have 3 mods anyway.

There's barely a need for one mod in there.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:46 pm

BSmack wrote:There's no reason for the theology forum to have 3 mods anyway.

Sure there is.

One to have an opinion, and the other two to tell them they're wrong.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:11 pm

A tad less Jewy.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:24 pm

Tenderizer?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:33 pm

I'm gonna g'head and stand up on my roof and flip you off.

Lemme know if you can see it from your back patio, Fallbrook.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:37 pm

that gets a rack

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:43 pm

Ana Ng wrote:I'm gonna g'head and stand up on my roof and flip you off.

Lemme know if you can see it from your back patio, Fallbrook.

Not in Fallbrook at the moment.

But I'm definitely feeling it.

Turn toward Carlsbad and wave, and I'll give my opinion on your finger.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:48 pm

mvscal wrote:Efuckingnuff already. Jesus Christ. At least demod that thick cunt so he can be ignored.

What a fucking jerkoff.

If somebody could just send him to New Jersey, I'd be very happy.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:52 pm

Mikey wrote:
mvscal wrote:Efuckingnuff already. Jesus Christ. At least demod that thick cunt so he can be ignored.

What a fucking jerkoff.
If somebody could just send him to New Jersey, I'd be very happy.

No thanks. I thrive on the hatred of morons. Here in the belly of the beast is just fine.

I tend to ignore the home town of avacados and white supremecists though.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:21 pm

R-Jack wrote:Instead of banning him, could someone send him a set of shiney keys to play with during election seasons?

If by 'shiney keys' you mean tiny minds, I have quite enough to play with right here.

The Deciders · Post by **The Deciders** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:39 pm

mvscal wrote:Efuckingnuff already. Jesus Christ. At least demod that thick cunt so he can be ignored.

What a fucking jerkoff.

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:41 pm

Why is Dio so deeply in your domes?

You people are pathetic.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:38 am

mvscunt having a go at Diahorreagnenes is like cat shit having a go at dog shit for stinking. Listen here, chaps; you're both worthless danglings of clag from the arsehole of piss-poor Smack. Get married, or something.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:04 am

Martyred wrote:Why is Dio so deeply in your domes?

You people are pathetic.

See, Marty gets it.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:10 am

Diogenes wrote:See, Marty gets it.

Damn, you have been drinking ...

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:14 am

Nishlord wrote:mvscunt having a go at Diahorreagnenes is like cat shit having a go at dog shit for stinking.

I keep coming back to this in my mind.

I think I just found my new "happy place".

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:45 am

Ana Ng wrote: I keep coming back to this in my mind.

Not far to travel, apparently.

I think I just found my new "happy place".

No, you didn't.

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:24 am

Nishlord wrote:mvscunt having a go at Diahorreagnenes is like cat shit having a go at dog shit for stinking. Listen here, chaps; you're both worthless danglings of clag from the arsehole of piss-poor Smack. Get married, or something.

Nicely put. Ban them both just to free up future bandwidth for someone elses tiresome shit.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:07 am

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Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:16 am

Thanks for all the support. And even more for the hate. Threads like this reinforce the obvious fact that I am doing a smashing job educating the masses and causing fools to melt.

I pledge to continue contributing my brilliant insight for those who have a clue, and causing the suckmiesters here to demonstrate their idiocy.

Unless I get bored, of course.

Good night.

And good luck.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:34 am

If I see you in your Grand Am tomorrow on the I-5, I'm puttin' you in the wall.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:39 am

Ana Ng wrote:If I see you in your Grand Am tomorrow on the I-5, I'm puttin' you in the wall.

Flawless.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:45 am

Ana Ng wrote:If I see you in your Grand Am tomorrow on the I-5, I'm puttin' you in the wall.

Are you going to paralyize me with your smile?

Since we're driving opposite directions, I'm guessing that's the plan.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:20 am

Toddowen wrote:If it were up to me to decide...

...anything?

Don't worry, it never will be. Nice try bandwaggoning with all of the 'in' morons, but nobody gives a rat's ass.

Then again...

mvscum
BSuck
Goober McTurd
Mikey
Gaylord
Toddowen

Yeah, good fit.

But where's Dimsdale?

The trimvirate of suck isn't the same without Lepidus.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:48 am

Toddowen wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Nice try bandwaggoning with all of the 'in' morons, but nobody gives a rat's ass.
I can honestly say that there is only one person on this board that I have ever treated with respect due to social standing ...smackoholic.

BURN.

I feel your pain, smack.

Okay, not really. This has to suck.

Stay Strong. You can get past this.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:21 am

You see what's just happened here Dio? You were "called out" and you responded with smack.

More of that and less cutting and pasting from housewife's blogs.

So far you've acquitted yourself rather well. Kick their ass, comrade.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:16 pm

Martyred wrote:You see what's just happened here Dio? You were "called out" and you responded with smack.

More of that and less cutting and pasting from housewife's blogs.

So far you've acquitted yourself rather well. Kick their ass, comrade.

HJave you been confusing self restraint with weakness, tovarisch?

I'm quite multidimentional.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:18 pm

I just don't get how this guy can claim to be so well-read and still be a literary dunce. Honestly Dio, how are you pulling this off?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:39 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I just don't get how this guy can claim to be so well-read and still be a literary dunce. Honestly Dio, how are you pulling this off?

It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:06 pm

Diogenes wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I just don't get how this guy can claim to be so well-read and still be a literary dunce. Honestly Dio, how are you pulling this off?
What can I say? I'm a tard savant.

Well, that explains it.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:22 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I just don't get how this guy can claim to be so well-read and still be a literary dunce. Honestly Dio, how are you pulling this off?
It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.

Being a masochistic bitch is bad enough. Being a tedious one is just sad.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:16 pm

Diogenes wrote:Being a masochistic bitch is bad enough. Being a tedious one is just sad.

Confession is good for the soul, Diaphanous. Let it all out.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:20 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Being a masochistic bitch is bad enough. Being a tedious one is just sad.
Let it all out.

You mean there's more? Heaven fucking help us.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:38 pm

I'd like to take the time to thank the Deciders for demodding Tardogenes. The readability of this board has suddenly increased by a factor of 12 since I slapped that twat onto the ignore list.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:39 pm

mvscal wrote:At least demod that thick cunt so he can be ignored.

RACK The Decider that hit paydirt.

This board just improved about 300% with two mouse-clicks.

The Deciders · Post by **The Deciders** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:44 pm

That's why we get paid the big bucks, fellas. We would've jumped on this decision earlier, but we spent the last few days chartering a yacht in the western Mediterranean. We work hard...we party REAL fucking hard.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:51 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote:At least demod that thick cunt so he can be ignored.

RACK The Decider that hit paydirt.

This board just improved about 300% with two mouse-clicks.

I never thought I'd find it necessary to use that function, but it's pretty slick.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:54 pm

Anything to silent the perpetual menstraters. It would be nice to be able to block out Dimsdale, but unlike these pussies I can just scroll on by.

Carry on, losers.