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Left Seater
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by Left Seater » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:08 pm
.m2 wrote:
Lefty, tell me you don't live out near Highway 6 like Rack Fool ???
If so, you don't live in Houston.
It's like the Sacramento folks saying they live in San Francisco when they travel and are asked where they're from.
Highway 6 is well over 100 miles from the Gulf and the Hurricane should be just a rain storm by then.
http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=Galve ... ocode=CITY
Uhh, check a map smart guy. Hwy 6 is no more than two miles from the Gulf of Mexico. As I already stated I live on the Southwest side of the Houston metro area. When I travel I don't tell people I live in Houston. I tell them I live in Sugar Land. When they ask where that is I tell them Houston is a suburb of Sugar Land.
So no, Ike will not just be a rain strom as it crosses here. Top wind gusts so far here was 49 mph. Small amounts of rain so far, but wind is gusting and then nothing, then gusting again.
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by .m2 » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:09 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: .m2 wrote: rozy wrote: Hey, m2, Baytown is getting surge flooding. Check out a map, moron...
Baytown isn't in Houston.
And the real storm surge hasn't even hit yet.
and you still live in the midwest.
Do you think "Baytown" will end up in Houston when the "storm surge" hits ?
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by Left Seater » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:33 pm
Moving Sale wrote: I really are a fucking POS.
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by MgoBlue-LightSpecial » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:57 pm
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Hopefully his record player does.
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by Left Seater » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:10 pm
Galveston has two fires buring on streets that are filled with water. Who knows if rescue can put them out before they spread.
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by RJ » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:33 pm
Left Seater wrote: Galveston has two fires buring on streets that are filled with water. Who knows if rescue can put them out before they spread.
:?
Ummm....how about just letting the water put it out when it submerges those homes instead of wasting manpower?
Dumbfucks.
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by RumpleForeskin » Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:39 am
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by Ana Ng » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:00 am
I'm a'scared for you, Rumps.
Chances are, Noah's already got his share of jackasses on the ark.
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by RJ » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:04 am
Mother. Fuck.
Just saw some footage on the news......
T & P's from here in Cali, Rumps.
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by Ana Ng » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:06 am
I mean.........ya.
That's what I meant to post.
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by RJ » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:20 am
Ana Ng wrote:
Go piss up a flagrope, Rumps
You heartless wench!
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by RumpleForeskin » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:21 am
We gotta be gettin' close to losing our power. The wind is kickin' up now.
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by Left Seater » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:35 am
Moving Sale wrote: I really are a fucking POS.
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by RumpleForeskin » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:49 am
Okay, I am into my 6th beer for the evening and pretty soon will be taking some bull blaster shots.
I love being drink errr drunk and standing outside in 50+ mph gusts.
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by BSmack » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:05 am
RumpleForeskin wrote: Okay, I am into my 6th beer for the evening and pretty soon will be taking some bull blaster shots.
I love being drink errr drunk and standing outside in 50+ mph gusts.
Seems like the sensible thing to get wasted in the face of a major disaster.
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by Rack Fu » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:16 am
My power went out for about 5 minutes about two hours ago. The worst for me is 8 to 10 hours away.
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by RumpleForeskin » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:28 am
BSmack wrote: Seems like the sensible thing to get wasted in the face of a major disaster.
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Couldn't agree more...
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by Rack Fu » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:31 am
Jsc810 wrote: Fu where are you?
Cypress approximately 25 miles NW of downtown Houston and 75 miles from Galveston.
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by PSUFAN » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:32 am
m200l's trying to out-bluster the hurricane?
Good luck Tejas peeps.
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by poptart » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:38 am
Fu, watching the radar and the news feeds, it really looks like you're gonna pretty much dodge this bullet.
Not saying you might not have some damage, but the bulk of the trouble is going to be in east of I-45, it seems.
I'm still hopin' to see this thing tilt even a little bit more east.
Have fun, Rumps!
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by RumpleForeskin » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:41 am
poptart wrote: Have fun, Rumps!
.08 mother fucker!!!!
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by RumpleForeskin » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:46 am
Where the hell is the chat, PSU, you fat bearded bitch!!!
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by Rack Fu » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:48 am
poptart wrote: Fu, watching the radar and the news feeds, it really looks like you're gonna pretty much dodge this bullet.
Not saying you might not have some damage, but the bulk of the trouble is going to be in east of I-45, it seems.
I'm still hopin' to see this thing tilt even a little bit more east.
Have fun, Rumps!
Yeah, looks like Cypress will be in the NW quadrant of the storm which is the second weakest quadrant. Fine by me.
I'm still really concerned because I saw what Hurricane Fran (nowhere near the size or wind speed of Ike) did to parts of the Raleigh area in 1996 and that was almost 150 miles from where it made landfall. I also saw what Katrina did to areas 80-100 miles north of New Orleans.
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by RumpleForeskin » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:51 am
My area is getting fucked right now and so am I. Time for bull blaster #4, bitches!!!!
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by poptart » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:52 am
Very true, Fu.
You're not totally out of the woods by any means, but it could look worse.
For certain, some HEAVY winds are headed your way -- and they'll be sustained.
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by RumpleForeskin » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:00 am
How we have power right now is a fucking miracle. My liveoaks are horizontal and the fucking rain is picking up BIG TIME. So is my consumption of beer and jager.
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by Goober McTuber » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:02 am
.m2 wrote: Goober McTuber wrote: .m2 wrote:
Baytown isn't in Houston.
And the real storm surge hasn't even hit yet.
and you still live in the midwest.
Do you think "Baytown" will end up in Houston when the "storm surge" hits ?
Is that what I said, you fucking tard?
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by Rack Fu » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:04 am
RumpleForeskin wrote: How we have power right now is a fucking miracle. My liveoaks are horizontal and the fucking rain is picking up BIG TIME. So is my consumption of beer and jager.
I know what you mean. We lost power for 12 hours when Rita went through three years ago and this is already worse.
I can guaranfuckingtee that we will both be without power for an extended period of time soon enough. Just set my AC to 60 degrees to make my house an icebox before the power goes out. :?
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by RumpleForeskin » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:05 am
Goobs, I just wanted to let you know that I've always like your ankle biting style on this board. We all have our roles. I'm the board bitch when Paul and AP is gone. Enjoy.
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by Goober McTuber » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:07 am
RumpleForeskin wrote: I'm the board bitch when Paul and AP is gone.
Quit selling yourself short. You can hold your own when they're here.
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by RumpleForeskin » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:08 am
Fuck you, you flapper whore.
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by RumpleForeskin » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:13 am
She's dead, R-Jack. Don't think she's gonna feel it, fuckface.
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by Diogenes » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:21 am
Good luck to all of you in the path of this shit. Take care of yourselves and your families.
Even those of you that suck ass.
And feel free to get trashed if you like. I kinda think you have a valid excuse. And it's not like sobriety is going to turn back the wind and waves.
Taking a drink and toasting the Lone Star State.
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by PSUFAN » Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:53 am
RumpleForeskin wrote: Where the hell is the chat, PSU, you fat bearded bitch!!!
http://www.theoneboard.com/board/907chat/
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by War Wagon » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:35 pm
Wicked.
Hope you all made it thru ok and still have a roof over your head.
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by RadioFan » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:48 pm
Jsc810 wrote: Any word from the Texas trolls?
Power is out to hundreds of thousands, if not millions this morning.
I hope everybody made it through safe.
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by Dinsdale » Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:00 pm
So... 50MPH gusts and heavy rains cause this level of "disaster"?
Nice choice of locale, dumbasses.
Darwin, indeed.
Again -- we call that "winter."
And if you people had any real trees , you'd be fairly fucked.
This may be radical stuff, but here's how we roll, U&L Style -- Don't build a house where storm surges can hit (which were 75 feet and up last winter). Don't have large trees on the windward side of the house (south and west are good sides to keep clear around here). If you're by a stream ("raging bayou," for inbreds), get your foundation well above grade.
Serious rocket surgery, people.
I guess when you deal with it at least once a year, it becomes a little more elementary than for those who see it every few decades. And I doubt FEMA (or any other fed agency that's in gross violation of the Constitution) would keep ponying up over and over and over if we didn't remedy some past oversights (although Tillamook County is trying FEMA's patience once again -- they already bought out many lots over the last decade or so, most likely from transplanted Gulf Coast dumbasses).
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by Diogenes » Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:24 pm
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by Ana Ng » Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:30 pm
THAT quote box is empty.
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by Diogenes » Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:34 pm
Ana Ng wrote: THAT quote box is empty.
So is the faggot in question's head.
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