Any guess on the cause of death here ...anyone ??

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Any guess on the cause of death here ...anyone ??

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http://www.katu.com/news/28687579.html
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He was crushed by the Rumplecow in the picture?
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BSmack wrote:He was crushed by the Rumplecow in the picture?

"Sound of loud buzzer"......WRONG..

Laws of physics rule that one out..the picture can attest to that..
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Positional asphyxia by obesity.
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Bobby42 wrote:Positional asphyxia by obesity.
We will wait for the dissection of the lard ass to find out for sure..but this guess seems to be on the right track..

Could be compressional asphyxia..but positional is close enough...

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I'll put one vote in for Hank Gathers Syndrome, and then raise it 3 chips worth of Len Biasitis

His ticker gave out. You guys went lungs, I'll go cardio.
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rozy wrote:I'll put one vote in for Hank Gathers Syndrome

He was a big star, but the Portland Pilots killed that guy on defense.
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I bet it was a nigga moment.

Nigga moments are the 3rd leading killer of black men, behind pork chops and F.E.M.A.
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choking by chicken bone?
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