This is the #1 team?

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Re: This is the #1 team?

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SoCalTrjn wrote:Mustain is the #4 QB for USC.

After sleeping on it I change my mind, that uninspired bullshit of a fuckin team in Cardinal and Gold last night will probably play in the vegas Bowl. Looks like my weekend schedule this fall just cleared up.
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Work 10 hours a day 5 days a week, coach the kids teams 3 nights a week for 3 hours and then have a 4th unofficial practice on monday thats at least 2 hours long. Spend most of sunday at the football fields with 2 kids playing on different teams, if SC isnt going to give 110% effort and gorilla fuck teams like oregon state, why should I be expected to waste my one off day in the week putting effort in to them?
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SoCalTrjn wrote:Work 10 hours a day 5 days a week, coach the kids teams 3 nights a week for 3 hours and then have a 4th unofficial practice on monday thats at least 2 hours long. Spend most of sunday at the football fields with 2 kids playing on different teams, if SC isnt going to give 110% effort and gorilla fuck teams like oregon state, why should I be expected to waste my one off day in the week putting effort in to them?
Looks as if your Thursdays are fully booked. So what's the problem?
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SoCalTrjn wrote:That game was over when youd see the Trojan players help the Beaver players up after the play, thats the fucking enemy, you dont help them up, you dont talk to them, you dont feel anything but hatred for them with every fiber in your body. How you going to have a killer instinct when youre helping the guys youre supposed to kill up after every play?
My kids help the enemy players up during the game and they will run laps
on Monday or sit the next game out, you put that man on the ground you leave his ass there to rot, the only thing you want to hear out of his mouth is cries of agony.

last night helping the OSU players get up after a tackle? That stuff makes me fume. My coach would have us running laps if we help opposing players up after a hit and I'm in High School. It shows weakness.
And I don't wan't to hear about how USC has an excellent tradition of sportmanship, because nobody on this forum is bringing that up after a loss.

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Toejam lives in Compton?
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<---- Coto de Caza


A Bandwagon fan is someone who likes whatever team is winning, calls the team "we" or "us" when they have no official connection to the team and will support someone else when their team is down. I HATE every team other than USC and always will hate every team but USC, but when the Trojans play uninspired, they will get uninspired support. If my sons bring home less than A's they will make their own meals, do their own laundry, clean their own bathrooms and lose all of their electronics. If they bring home straight A's their meals will be prepared their laundry will be done, the housekeepers will clean their bathroom and they can have their phones, lap tops, ipods and video games back.
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SoCalTrjn wrote:<---- Coto de Caza
Oh. I thought SoCal_PAC10 was one of your kids.
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"leave him there to rot" is a very common saying by coaches out here, I heard it from the time I was 8 or 9 and heard it by the coaches every single year. Thats just part of living out here, everyone is an opponent, from the person in the lane next to you on the freeway with their signal on trying to get in to your lane to the guy next door telling his guests to park on the street in front of your house. I dont think I have ever said 2 words to the family that lives next to my house on the left and they have been there for 4 years. You dont move in to gated communities because you want to be friendly
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Not til after the kids graduate and then Im moving to one of the gated communities in Newport Beach where I wont need a yard or 6 bedrooms.
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Wow, toejam needs some serious counseling. I like to teach my kids to compete at 100% no matter what they're doing, however helping an opponent up after a good play is called sportsmanship, respect for your opponent, class, integrity. Yes you want to knock his dick in the dirt, but have a little bit of fucking class and respect for the game by helping him up. Maybe this is why you're so fucked up. You just don't get it. You remind me of Vic Morrow in The Bad News Bears. Your wife hates you, your kids regrets that you ever did what you did to have him. You're an embarrassment to everyone with more than 1/2 a brain cell.
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Holy fuck. It's only week 5 and Toejam is making a huge case for back-to-back Board Bitch of the Year status. Excellent job, you fucking douche.
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88 wrote:I teach my kids to find Toejam's kids, and kick their asses until they cry, so I can sympathetically ask him on the sidelines if he thinks there will be a day when they grow up and stop being pussies?

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SoCalTrjn wrote:If my sons bring home less than A's they will make their own meals, do their own laundry, clean their own bathrooms and lose all of their electronics. If they bring home straight A's their meals will be prepared their laundry will be done, the housekeepers will clean their bathroom and they can have their phones, lap tops, ipods and video games back.
Man, that's pretty rough. Doing their laundry is bad enough, but cleaning their own bathroom instead of having the maid do it... that's just inhumane. What's next, you going to deprive them of a brand new Mustang GT on their 16th B-day and make them have to drive to school in a used Focus? Heartless bastard.

Poor kids, and I really do mean that.
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Despite all the potential pitfalls, this true champion maintains the highest levels of bitchitude and is the douche to beat again.
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Re: This is the #1 team?

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I wouldnt trust my family in a pile of shit Ford product.

My kids wont talk smack, wont disrespect their enemy but they will not pay them any courtesy either. You want to be friends with the other team, go play on that team or wait til the week after the game to be civil towards them. Game week, they're the enemy, theyre tryint to steal everything you have and its your job to hate them for it.
I feel that talking crap whether you win or lose is bad sportsmanship but not helping the enemy up is to be expected in a game. In the first game of the year our QB allowed himself to be helped up by an enemy player, his dad asked the coach to pull him and he didnt play the rest of the game, fratenizing with the enemy is a sign of weakness. This team will not talk to or aknowledge any talk back from the team in the other shirt, strap it on and whatever he said, use it as fuel to hit him harder the next play and when you put him on the ground, leave him there to rot.
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Laxplayer wrote:I like to teach my kids to compete at 100% no matter what they're doing, however helping an opponent up after a good play is called sportsmanship, respect for your opponent, class, integrity.
I always liked the NFL'er (can't remember his name) that stated he always helped his opponent up so that he could knock him on his ass again.....the way you put it is just a kinder, gentler version of that same philosophy
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this thread is beyond credulity. i don't believe in this Schmick.

anyone who treats children like this is stupid. and all this rah rah "newport beach" bullshit.

i played baseball for an old-school, hardass run all the time SOB in Oklahoma. and we won a lot of games. we beat a lot of teams who were better than us in legion baseball from other parts of the country--Texas, Cali, Ohio, Kentucky. 20 years ago.

these days, kids and parents living in (all-too-self-publicized) "gated communities in Newport Beach" ain't putting up with that old school shit.
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In Mission Viejo the parents just want their kids to win, the soccer mommies who want to protect their kids from discipline live in Laguna and Irvine
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L45B wrote:
88 wrote:I teach my kids to find Toejam's kids, and kick their asses until they cry, so I can sympathetically ask him on the sidelines if he thinks there will be a day when they grow up and stop being pussies?

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